Why couldn't he have just looked at porn on his phone like like every other guy?

Why couldn't he have just looked at porn on his phone like like every other guy?

The show takes place in 2006. Good luck looking at porn on your shitty flip phone.

>looking at porn while pooping
>ishygddt

>The show takes place in 2006.
2008-2009

>looking at your phone while going to the bathroom
It takes less than five minutes to go to the bathroom, can't your ADD-riddled mind resist infecting your phone's surface with germs for five minutes?

I'm pretty sure phones didn't do that yet. At least I know I didn't have a phone that could do anything with the internet until about a year ago.

dumbest FUCKING thing ever this reveal. He should have just found one of the Saul matchbooks and connected the dots from there

>I didn't have a phone that could do anything with the internet until about a year ago.
You are a wise spender. But phone have been able to easily access the Internet for at least 5-10 years.

Hank is best guy.

Here in the US we don't wipe our shit with our hands, Pajeet. I know, crazy right?

Who tf is hank? The guy in the picture is Isaac Schrader

>he doesn’t obsessively sterilize his bathroom 3 days a week

I do this sometimes. I call it "the most dangerous game" because if I get a boner it might touch something nasty.

who watches porn while taking a shit? that's fucking disturbing

I watch porn while shiting, eating, taking a shower, working, driving, jogging, being at church, and believe or not, while fapping

>be taking a shit
>Reply to this thread
Lol

do you watch porn while having sex?

>not sitting on the toilet so long that your legs go numb and your asshole dries out caked with cold shit

>having sex

I seriously doubt it.

Hell no! I'm not that perverted

>this thread

There's a reason why (married) men last so much on the bathroom, its the only place in which we can be alone and the wife is not bitching us. Plus numb legs feel awesome

Don't get married
Still take plenty of bathroom time

PROFIT?????

I'm not married but I live with my girlfriend and this is true. I also sometimes pretend to shit but really just beat off in the bathroom because my girlfriend's vagina is apparently retired since she already trapped me in a web like the fucking spider that she is so I'm forced to jerk off to secret photos of my old ex gf who actually enjoyed having my cock in her mouth but I stupidly thought I could do better because she was a clingy, jealous bitch but hey, whatever... right?....

a-are you me?

...

fuck I did that too, is there a name for this?

yeah i don't know what people are doing on the shitter for more than like three minutes. maybe y'all need to eat more fiber. i'm in and out in two minutes tops.

Cuck

who watches porn on while taking a shit? that's kind of gay. you're getting turned on with stuff expanding your ass. that will make you gay

that's why i drink a bottle of prune juice every day, so nothing gay is goin on down there

...

phones were still too slow back then and most people didn't have smartphones

who watches porn, like just watches it? The whole concept of adult guys watching porn movie secretly, without even wanking always felt very alien to me. Maybe some adolescent boys may do that but have you murricans actually been in "porn watching party" or whatever you call it. Sounds like something you'd see in movies only

what the fuck is a porn watching party and how are there girls involved

...

>not finishing a novel while on the toilet to where it takes so long that the meal you just ate has come through

Does your village have actual sewage infrastructure and cable.. Srs question

The Pontiac Aztec was only made 2001-2005

>and the wife is not bitching us
>us
You and her bull?

Absolutely pathetic. You're just your wife's toy at this point, and not even a sex toy.

This is how you get huge hemorrhoids. I know this firsthand

He could have bought it second hand.

of course

>having sex
>Sup Forums
>Sup Forums

Relationship

I try to shit on works time, no point in doing it in my time as that shit is precious for shitposting

Be a man. Rape her user. She secretly wants you to.

>white """men""
pathetic.

This show did not age well.

>Hank flipping through that book, of all things
>"Hank... his name is HANK"

Meanwhile, outside of the lack of smartphones, a 15-year-old episode of The Sopranos looks and feels like it could have been filmed in 2017.

>being cucked and trapped by a gf
what is wrong with you? it's called breaking up. you tell her to take a hike, and once she storms out up calmly pack all her shit up and put it outside the front door.

No

>obliging a woman's neuroses and potentially humiliating yourself due to a poor performance
>pleasuring yourself while sensually stimulating your body in all the right ways in an intimate setting
Pleb detected

Strong argument

people's shitting practices are weird. i dont shit unless its an emergency