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What do Porgs do all day?
Don't feed them after midnight.
Ruin franchises further.
Masturbate furiously
I'm pretty sure they're making these little shits to sell their toy figures. They're pretty though.
Just thinkgen bout porg staff
Usually attending rallies.
I hate these thing so much I they are just so pandering GAHHHHH
>le porg
>i want to buy porg toy for crismas xd
they make money and manchild tears
/porg general/
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I just don't get it. I thought everyone wanted to eliminate the Ewoks, not add their proxy right back in.
>I bypassed the compressor, again! And I... ate the rest of the porg nuggets. Sorry.
Fuck.
>This is the Disney™ presents Star Wars™ Episode VIII™ The Last Jedi™ featuring the adorable porg™ audience
#Relatable, Fellow Kid!
Make money for The Mouse
They make up for the hit Disney took on all those unsold John Boyega dolls
They're Luke's cock warmers.
dude PORG EMOOJIS
you guys can bitch about disney all you want, but they know how to make cute shit.