REMINDER. the screening isn't over until one hour 25 min AFTER this post

All spoilers until then are LARPfags

Thanks for the heads-up, can this get a sticky?

i work for a multimedia company

the real spoilers are out there

i mean it. Multimedia companies always know.

REY KILLS LUKE

THIS. have a thumbs up.

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How does one spoil a story no one cares about, anyway?

m;sir you are missing m'point.
we are here only to laugh at m'star m'wars and to have m'fun at it's expense.
nobody cares about your movie here, m'sir.

ME LIEK PORGS!

DO NOT SPOIL glib facsimile 2.0 FOR ME IM SERIOUSLY.

the movie is going to make more than anyone in this thread will in their entire lives combined, to say nobody cares is delusional

>All spoilers until then are LARPfags

Look how retarded as fuck you really are...How f’n worthless can your life be?????

Why don’t cha do everyone NOW a favor and KILL yourself....

>nobody cares about your movie here

FORCE AWAKEND IS GUD MOOVY

WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING CUTE?!

>redundant point
doesn't change anything in regards to making fun of the movie.
deal with it dude.

EPIC r*ddit post, m'dude.

*sigh*

Ugh.

have a bump, Sup Forums friend!

Which ones.

DA FORKS IS LIK HADING A SUPA POWA

bump this thread for truth. the LARPer old school TROLLZ r OUT bi da DOZENZ toNITE!!!

Who is going to stay for 17 minutes of credits with no after credits scene?
>inb4 there is an after credits scene!

Holy cringe

>Look how retarded as fuck you really are...How f’n worthless can your life be?????
>Why don’t cha do everyone NOW a favor and KILL yourself....

DUDE...I ALREADY DID!!! i'M A FUCKING FORCE GHOST, YALL!!! BOO-YA!!!

they can post spoilers before the movie ends while they are still watching

durr durr. trole doesn"t recognize other troles!!! kekzzzz!!

Okay, give me a link to a single spoiler from an actual source

i cant believe rey actually hatched from a porg egg.

durr hurr. having your cellphone out during the movie premiere in fucking hollywood. DURRRRRRR.

Leia gets blows into space when the bridge she is on gets hit!

is there an embargo on when they are allowed to talk about it?

I worked on the set of Episode 8 as a stunt double. Ask me anything

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She's hideous

gimmie a taste of that alabaster beauty, fukkfiendi!

Just left the premiere. Crowd booed at the end

Not a new spoiler. Read this two days ago. Give us something new and juicy and we can check it in less than an hour to verify how full of shit you are

the ones that leak stuff on fucking Sup Forums

>HI, I'm Warwick Davis, I'm going to curse my children with the same condition I have.

What a fucking wanker!

Luke fights Snoke.

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JANNEES STAHP DA BIG BAHD MAN FWUM SPOOEILING STAEW WAHEWS

queer

I said a link to an actual source. Sup Forums is not an actual source

You just know...

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luke takes over rey and snokes mind and starts fighting himself with them.

If she grew her hair out long she'd be a legitimate 9/10

i wanna FUK that caviar covered hed nigga beotych!!

That only applies to professional critics who know they won't be invited back if they spoil shit. Regular fans who went don't give a fuck about that.

There have been so many bitch WHICH ONES.

Falcon is severely damaged and they have to use the escape pods.

Holy kek my sides, more please

I would love to get my sick tangled in her ass hairs as im brutally pounding luke.

sniF N LIK da ToeZ while SHEE SNAPS heRR MaSSIVE CHOOMPPERZ @ YA!!!!

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me on the left

I like it better when it's super short. I think it suits her.

LUPITA
WHY
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS, YOU HAVE TALENT

lmao

who is that

Luke sucks from a sloth's teat.

RAGE MEMEZ 2.0!! And JUST as FUN and FUNNY as the originalz!! TEE HEE!!!

shes plays a stormtrooper

She's really trying to be Sigourney BUT BITCH YOU WILL NEVER BE SIGOURNEY, EVER

I AM A ROBOT. I WILL QUEEF ON YOUUUU.
I AM A ROBOT. I WILL QUEEF ON YOUUUU.
I AM A ROBOT. I WILL QUEEF ON YOUUUU.

very very truthfully REAl. THANK YOU 4 THIS!!!

I FUCKING TRIED TO BE NICE. I, ALSO TRIED TO BE A FUCKING NIGGER. BUT FROM NOW ON, I'LL ONLY BE KNOWN AS MR. NICE NIGGER.

She's already better than her. I mean who tf even knew who sigourney weaver was until years later? you're really out of touch m'dude

25 minutes!!!, fucktards until the GREAT critics of our era, reveal the pure KINO that is the Last Jedi!!

THIS!!! HABV A UPVOT< BRAH!!!

I really think this will be a story beyond imagination. Thank you, Disney.

True. It could even rival the originals.

>True. It could even rival the originals.

More like SURPASS.
If you are going for IT, you gotta go ALL THE WAY!!!!!
amirite?

when will be released?

>DUDE...I ALREADY DID!!! i'M A >FUCKING FORCE GHOST, YALL!!! >BOO-YA!!!

WTF?YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR??? YOUR LIFE REALLY AIN’T WORTH SHIT. PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELF ALREADY, YOU DISGUSTING RETARD FAGGOT....

FUCKING THIS!!! Nth post best post! Disney has never disappointed and they never will! TLJ will not only be the BEST star wars movie, it will redefine the WHOLE GENRE!!!! Thank you Based Rian!

>WTF?YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR??? YOUR LIFE REALLY AIN’T WORTH SHIT. PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR AND KILL YOURSELF ALREADY, YOU DISGUSTING RETARD FAGGOT....

DUDE...I ALREADY DID!!! i'M A >FUCKING FORCE GHOST, YALL!!! >BOO-YA!!!

i sense the condescension and sarcasm but is it your belief that it's completely IMPOSSIBLE for Rian Johnson to make a great Star Wars film?

shill harder faggots

>literally less attractive than old man disfigured Luke
I ain't even gay, how is she so fucking ugly, and who told her to open mouth that wide? She looks like she's about to eat the photographer.

Yep. Disney's current creative climate makes it impossible for them to make something good.

I'm only here for the spoilers.
Is anyone here actually going to see the film, much less in theaters?

Rian's NolanNEXT. indie NOIR film boi that makes a semi-big film, that leads into POPCULTUREKINO. KINO like tonight's won't be experienced for another 8 years.

In a few minutes Sup Forumss gonna go up like Roman candle.

Luke lookin good

>who told her to open mouth that wide?
The guy running the casting couch?

t. pajeets are always the saddest boyz. they never teach sarcasm in pajeet school, do they?

WHAT?!??!!!??! Are you telling ME that you aren't hyped for the next and possibly BEST star wars movie in the skywalker saga!? You're not a CONTRARIAN are you?!? Stop being bitter and join in on the FUN!!

12 more minutes fuckers

Of course. Unapologetic SW fan

Even when you spell it out like this they won't get it. That's the state of this website.

Starb wuubz iz brilliente

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where!??

I'm not even into Star Wars, but I still plan on taking some mates out to it next week.

>imagine being Mark in that scene
>"I would totally drink your milk. Both me and my character"

Someone better go into vigorous detail about this scene.

>THIS IS A DEMAND NOW

MY POSTZ weren't sarcasm..THEY WERE ORGASM!!!! I"M CUMMING TO THE GLORY OF BASED RIAN!!! NOLAn2.0 muthafookerz!!!

Is nobody else creeped out by that fucking thing and its giant bug eyes?
It looks like some failed attempt to transplant a cute cartoon character into real life without changing the cartoony proportions, resulting in a horrible uncanny valley abomination that begs for death in every waking moment of its life.