What went wrong?

What went wrong?

What went right?

White people

When he streamed his movies in 2016 he seemed to be doing pretty well.

Then he did that HWNDU thing after Trump's inaguration, he got trolled by Sup Forums around the world, charged with harassment and arrested, he exposed himself to a little kid, yelled racial slurs to his security guard, and released the lowest-grossing movie in the world. He got JUSTed very quickly.

kek. i had no idea about this movie

Just think, somewhere out there, there's a person who had absolutely nothing better to do with his time than to make this thread. Really makes you appreciate your own life.

molested, probably

hi shia

Shouldn't have stolen Sweet Feet's shoes

>Really makes you appreciate your own life.
im here on a saturday night reading it so not really

I legit laughed out loud for half a minute when I read this.

A lot.

hey is that seth rogan before he got fat? oh no?
hm, what's with all these actors looking so similar hm

...

Legit untreated imbalances in brain chemistry

He got molested by Sigourney Weaver

i remember in Even Stevens realizing he had that dry sense of humor and would go places

then he did A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints and my instincts were tru...

but then he started doing shitflicks like that movie where he was on house arrest and then the transformers shit and indiana jones

Drugs.

Someone probably raped him

God I wish that were me

Goddamnit, Holes simultaneously gave me redhead, MILF, and femdom fetishes

Trump curse. He was one of the first to fall.