How the hell did George get so much pussy?

>chubby balding manlet whos jobless for whole seasons at a time and lived with his mom
>fucks a different hot bitch like every 2 episodes

Wtf

he was himself

he actually talked to women

thats the joke.jpeg

Steinbrenner money

Playing the odds.

Confidence

its almost like its a television show that relies on wish fulfillment fantasies, so completely average males smash 10/10s on the regular

It's a tv show.

Why would he want to work for the Mets instead of the Yankees?

These, plus he lied to women habitually.

I always found it funny that he fucked Lisa Cuddy

Jewish propaganda

just b urself

>its a television show that relies on wish fulfillment fantasies

Do you know anything at all about the show? Did you just get stuck regurgitating women's studies talking points?

It was the 90s . Before tinder and all the other dating apps that inflated the pussy. There weren't 5000 guys messaging women every day across dating platforms that u had to compete with.

Fucking this. Simpler time = easy sex

he tried

holy fuck Sup Forums loves jews

>chubby balding manlet

Someone's been taking /fit/ seriously again...

Big ol peepee
Just not when he went swimming

Ive been binge-watching Seinfeld for the first time, and Im blown away by how beautiful, witty and charismatic Elaine is. I literally cant take my eyes off her, everything about her is mesmerizing, her voice ,her mannerisms, her adorable faces. Her smile is hypnotic. Shes also always conservatively dressed, so on the rare occasions she shows some skin its really special. What a fucking Goddess

Is she, dare I say it, the GOAT waifu?

He was a really good liar and he worked for the Yankees. What I never got is that he was constantly complaining about now getting any sex in the show.

haha mate, i'm in tears, you are some kind of mental but goddamnit that's a hilarious post
you are fucked you, truly, but i don't want to blab about you seeking help because damn it's funny

What, you don't? I bet if you went for ugly chicks you'd get more pussy user.

>Is she, dare I say it, the GOAT waifu?
Other waifus cant even compare. Shes in a tier of her own
He didnt have a job for like the first 6 seasons of the show

George dated but don't assume he plowed all those women, Seinfeld was pre-hookup culture. Even Jerry felt bad about sleeping with a woman he didn't really like/saw no future with. Today that's the norm, no ragrets

>George dated but don't assume he plowed all those women

he was clearly shown in bed like every episode

>butthurt mama's boy upset I called out his favourite sitcom he snuggles up to with his tv dinners

this
I am fat, balding, and ugly (luckily 6'1"), and I still pull pussy all the fucking time. 5-8/10's. It's about confidence, you bunch of autists.

no women could get me going like prime Elaine. I fap to her even when shes all covered up. That wild hair the first few seasons makes me DIAMOND

That is literally the joke user, which you didn't get

its not funny and its very unrealistic

It's called you spend too much time here. Being bald, fat, short, still in your mom's basement, unable to do 1/2/3/4, living off of welfare, etc is really not that much of a hindrance to getting laid. Yeah it helps to not have those problems, but at the end of the day all attracting women really comes down to is how charismatic you are.

George is an absurd character, the joke is that it defies the rational order moron. Also, most people who enjoy good comedy would disagree with you about it not being funny

You don't know what "wish fulfillment" is. Every episode ended with George getting dumped and BTFO after he does something stupid.

he is a standin for larry david. larry david got pussy by being funny, decently likeable, and being in show business.

but fuck me his hair looked retarded.

Women have question able standards

You speak true, my dude.

>"I call other people morons for saying something is unrealistic when im agreeing that something is unrealistic"

You can't backpedal from this, dude. Just admit that you didn't get the joke.

Elaine is a total cunt to George for no reason in Season 6 and 7.

This

Pussy is drunk on social media now

Anons, you aren't going to like what I have to tell you, but all I offer is the truth. You hate women, because you are weak. You lack the necessary skills and talents, to charm them to your way of thinking.

Were you the kind of person who spent a large percentage of your waking-hours dedicating yourself to a singular purpose; a hobby, a career or perhaps a healthy mix of both, you would find that most, if not all of your hatred and focus would be redirected as energy into that activity. Instead, your hatred is directed at women because you are lazy and unmotivated.

Even men who, for all intents and purposes, are considered "ugly" by society's standards, manage to attract good-looking, available, personable women because they know ... not think, not feel, not believe, but KNOW ... that they have acquired enough skills through sheer hard work, for their confidence to be justified.

You would know this also, if you did a single day's worth of hard work in your life.

he seems to know one or two things about pedalling, dude.

I'M BACK
Will make webms for scenes between seasons 2-8.
It's helpful if you can find out the episode, but I can probably dig around

its not a fucking joke, and im not backpedaling you cocksucking faggot nancy fairy son of a bitchwore cuntface slutbag hoe, your whore mother backpedalled on my dick. its not fucking funny that he is fucking all the women, his character is funny, im not saying hes not funny, im saying that specific aspect of his character is not funny.

Dont accuse me of backpedaling, ill jam my dick so far down your throat youll fall in love and call me daddy you little bitch

they just write shit into the script and it happens

>people actually think this show is grounded in reality

Holy shit you niggers are deluded.

He often talks about how difficult it is. Mostly it's just from him being funny.

It was a different time.

All you really need is a mother, and one relationship to realize women are fucking demons.
Unless you're an alpha Don Draper motherfucker that can make women quiver in your presence, you either live single, or live in in misery with infrequent recompense of orgasms for the rest of your life

You need to stop watching Seinfeld or anything with her in it, for your own good.

>Shes also always conservatively dressed, so on the rare occasions she shows some skin its really special
Rest of your post is autistic as fuck, but this bit is true.
2 seconds of Elaine skin gets me rock hard vs an entire season of some 2000s bimbo showing her thighs and rack.

> t. copypasta autist

I got laid way more once I embraced the way of the lie, the Costanza life desu

what do you mean?

Yep, a shameless, persistent schmoozer can get a long way with the majority of women.
Back in those days they'd fuck a dude just to shut him up.

stop replying to me

pasta, nice and stale

great job to all the dummy newfags that haven't seen this before

Different times. Online dating basically means no shot for ugly but charismatic guys. Tinder filters based on looks.

Make me, dipshit.

seriously fuck off you cocksucking faggot I'm gonna flip the fuck out and youll regret it assfuck shithead

dm me faggot, ill kick your ass irl

why are you answering him? i dont need or want anyone to answer, ill kick your ass too

your mum doesnt count idiot

because he hurt my feelings

Watch out, we got a tough guy here. Who knows what could happen!

Also, what was the deal with Elaine and George during 6/7, was that explained?

because he put himself out there and tried

I don't know why you're mad, or why you think I'm lying. Why would I lie about that?

Maybe it's different in your shit country.

what do you mean user?

this was before tinder when women didn't have direct access to endless Chads. They used to have to take what they could get

>i wish i was a fat balding manlet getting btfo every ep

he's based on Larry David, who's a billionaire

Any pornstars that look like or resemble Elaine? Sure would be fun to jack it to.

most of his girls were losers

Also, the joke was he ruining relationships. HE had to have relationships to ruin

It is the opposite. tinder ended ambiguity.

There's a Seinfeld porn parody.

Balding actually did Larry a favor.

You sound like a female...

Can confirm this unironically works. Especially if yourself is honest in your intentions and you aren't playing mindgames or anything. Women are surprisingly forgiving and accomodating to baldfaced horniness.

That was a good album

you're the mad one fatso

>wish fulfillment fantasies
>Seinfeld
You haven't seen a single episode, have you?

>Larry David
>rich before Seinfeld

lel

So? Michael Jackson shared his bed with boys, but it doesn't mean he fucked him.

>unrealistic
>AKSHUALLY.jpg

Hopelessness. The indifference made him attractive.

Yeah, but that case of sponges.... I mean what you don't know can't hurt you, but if I met her and knew she was letting dozens of dudes from all over NYC just cum in her like that I'd be a bit put off.

t. butthurt skinny virgin

he's a stand-in for Larry David, who was bragging/signaling that he gets laid all the time

Not complicated

He wasn't a soyboy.

Even Marisa Tomei

He never fucked her though, just got lucky enough to talk to her.

Just do the opposite of what your mind says bro, works for me

Yeah. Retarded Reddit female confirmed.

>GOAT waifu

JLD yes, Elaine not so much

>He didnt have a job for like the first 6 seasons of the show

He did tho, he just constantly got himself fired. He was only completely jobless for like 1 season when he moved back in with his parents

The show was made by larry and jerry, so their characters got lots of pussy

It's not funny that they're neurotic jews that still complain even when pussy throws itself at them over the most irrelevant reasons?