What the fuck is Grant doing here?

What the fuck is Grant doing here?

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Playing dead

Original plan was for him to be grabbed before having his life saved at the last minute, but they probably couldnt get it to look light.

sacrificing himself to save ellie

Putting himself between danger and the woman he loves while accepting his fate.

Becoming the protective father type

He looks more like a robot that just shut down

sauce? You mean getting pounced on?

If I were making up excuses I would say an example of full body shutdown at the shock of imminent death. Straight up blackout before you get eaten because your mind can't handle it.

>nobody noticed the giant tyrannosaurus in the room

>nobody noticed the giant tyrannosaurus in the room

Is that the stealthiest T-rex in history?

Ducking

oh god their disgusting fucking noses, together

It was the dab of the 90's but people weren't ready for it.

using his mind powers to summon a t-rex familiar, though exhausting himself in the process

Moreover:

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He was going to duck to let the thing jump over him and get to the children, but the T Rex saved them. The whole movie is about the T Rexes trying to save the children from negligent adults.

they look like fucking penises how the hell is this allowed?

Laura Dern accidently hit his off switch.

This is fucking bullshit. They made Grant look like a huge pussy. He wrestles with the raptor in the book. Even in the comic version he was going to fight the raptor before the T-Rex showed up

acting like a toy story character when humans show up

h-hayai

>ARRRROOOAR!

he's a nardo fan

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Laura pulled his spine out through his ass

He gave up on life

and you faggots wonder why people call you nazis lmao

Hes a puppet you retards. The puppetteer just let go.

You think theyd let real human actors stand infront of real dinosaurs?

fuck off reddit

getting ready to die

dumb frogposter

Not their fault they're always right.

offering his neck to the raptor?

people will defend this stupid shit

The floor magnet in that spot attracted the metal plate in his skull.

>When you call the chef and discover that Chili & Sea bass is back on the menu

Good job as the T-Rex is one of the best heroes in cinematic history.

>LOOK HOW UGLY THEY ARE KEK
White people bring up the most petty shit, this is why you've lost.

Alejandro must have been so pissed off. He made this exquisite fish dish and nobody even touched it at the table. Instead they're all shown eating either ice cream or cake later in the movie.

>mfw it is really niggers making these posts
y-y-you NAZIS!

>Alejandro has chili and sea bass on the menu
>he forgot to get the seasonings and tomatoes to prepare the chili
>he serves you Wolf Brand Chili instead
>he thinks you won't notice the difference
>...with beans

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8 years, btw.