STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI SPOILERS

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But who is the Trump of this movie?

No wonder Mark Hamill still sticks up for George Lucas. I highly doubt he had Luke being a non-factor in Ep 7 and killed in Ep 8. Fuck this shit

Exactly what I was expecting

in no way is rey a jedi. Not in any sense other than she has a lightsaber and robes.

>Yoda convinces Luke to train Rey, member ESB?
>Lots of humor that fans will hate
>Luke dies
Twitter shills once again proven to be worthless.
BRAVO DISNEY

The normies are going to hate this. Luke IS Star Wars.

>leia survives
how ironical

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>implying the normies won't eat up any shit disney shoves in their faces and then beg for more

Where are the actual spoilers?

>Kylo kills Snoke
Who cares
>Kylo is a bad guy
Who cares
>Rey is the Last Jedi
Who cares
>Leia lives till
Is this like an Opposite Spoiler?
>Luke dies at the end
H O W you stupid cunt.

What forum is this from, and how do we know that it's legit?

Snoke gives him the succ

Does REy actually kill Luke?

Oops

So Episode 9 isn’t going to feature the original trio. (unless they do some CGI shit with Leia) Holy shit. This is going to be a bigger shit show than I expected. The manchildren will probably eat it up still

>People were actually expecting something original from Disney
*Breathes in*

>Leia lives *til* end
>Luke dies at end

Don't these mean the same thing?

The thing about Yoda isn't true because the leaked children's book says r2d2 did the convincing

*breathes out*

I think he means she lives.

I like how the spoilers pertain to the new characters, as if Fan Fic characters and stories are somehow spoilerable.

>So Mugabu 3D32 uses the Infinity Saber to kill Yolke

Like...who gives a shit? It's just shit some Disney faggot made up. It's not ACTUAL Star Wars.

Thanks, now I won't miss anything when I won't watch it.

*breathes in*

Fuck I rather have the Luke kills Leia/Rey kill Luke rumor be true, at least it would be an entertaining shitshow. This sounds like more boring disney shit.

I thought what convinced Luke was the R2D2 hologram. This seems fake.

inb4 they CGI her into the next one.

So Kylo isn't turning good?

what was the point of including luke in this new trilogy? just a total wast of one the greatest protagonists in film. awful

RIP Luke

I hope they bring her back as a ghost. That would be the pinnacle of tact.

>imagine being THIS MAD that your LITERAL fanfaction EU got trashed by the mouse

The kiddy books and visual dictionaries very clearly have plot details obscured or changed, like the book saying Kylo 'defeated' Han when there was no fight at all.

guy hasnt posted any proof that he was there, he is also not mentioning the Leia hologram convincing luke not yoda

Alright, so why do we believe this guy? What's his credentials?

general grievous is in this?

Is there any merit to what this guys saying or is it just LARPing? Did anyone here see it?

Who is this guy and why should I believe him? But I have to say, it makes sense because it's so fucking boring and sounds like total shit, exactly what I expect.

hahaha excellent
this is the kick in the bum star wars nerds need for mocking lucas for nearly 20 years

>rey stays good
>kylo stays bad

fuck this shit, having them switch would have been kino

Luke loses to that faggot Kylo?

I WANT LUCAS BACK NOW!!

its larping. yoda isnt in the film. nucanon child material has r2d2 convincing luke by playing back the leia hologram. SHILLS are larping so we go see the movie. DO NOT LET THEM BAIT YOU

Anyone if you autismos go to the premiere tonight? Post proof to confirm spoilers. I'll know I was there.

Sounds bad enough to be plausible. I ain’t believing anything 100% til’ I see some shit on youtube tho.

My biggest disappointment with these films (aside from them being assembly line focus group tested trash) is how they shit on ROTJ.
Why bring the old cast back at all if they’re just consecutively killed and act out of character?
I know the answer is nostalgia but to not have a scene with the original 4 despite them all being in the same movie is still mind blowing to me.

disney hates white males

I recognized the poster and the forum. It's the RPF, biggest fan prop site in the world. Lots of pros and fans-turned-pros post there. That's actually where LF went to get Graflex flashes to recreate the Skywalker lightsaber.

Does Oscar Isaac get BLACKED or not? Literally all I'm here for.

Maybe the hologram was the straw that broke the Camel's back? Frank Oz was at the premiere too you know.
>Yoda tells Luke to give Rey a chance
>Luke reluctantly goes over to Rey and friends but hasn't really committed yet
>R2 shows message
>what the fuck I want to train rey now?

It's LARPING bro.

I did this before with Episode VII, i posted fake spoilers among all of the actual spoilers so no one would believe anything anyone said, and then watch the movie with a somewhat fresh experience.

Right on brother!
No one on Sup Forums is going to see it!

Daisly Ridley stated that the last scene is between Rey and Leia

We are also supposed to learn who Rey's parents in this one.

Also link to the messageboard screencaps come from

As for who he is, as I recall, he works in the industry if I'm not mistaken. Keep in mind a lot of people post there.

So Luke was resting alone and meditating, when a woman comes who fucks up his life.

Why am I not suprised

this. i want to know if Disney had the stones to do it. female protag isn't that big of a deal, interracial gay bois as the main supporting cast is a big deal

>how they shit on ROTJ.


ROTJ was supposed to end on a happy note but turns out that Han and Leia had a son who looks like a Jonas Brother with a ridicolous lightsword easily lured away by Diet Emperor

Also Luke got fat

his life was literally fucked up from the day he was conceived

not even surprised. i remember when the faggots posted about han solo being killed, it actually rustled me. but reading these spoilers i feel nothing, this board pretty much predicted most of this.

if Disney has actually killed off luke they're beyond saving.
that would piss an inordinate amount of people off.

theyre baiting you, luke doesnt die.

Normies will love it because it means a white man dies and women and poc can now break the glass ceiling! (not because they were better or worked harder than the white man, but by default)

...But this IS fan fiction...?

No, his life was literally fucked up from the day Disney received rights to SW

>tfw ep 9 has parallel universe shenanigans as Jedi grandmaster Luke with nieces Jacen and Jaina fixes the bullshit.

you better be right

>Also link to the messageboard screencaps come from

Found the link:

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RPF are hardcore fans and I highly doubt a "premium" member is going to troll here.

This is it fellas

so is your LITERAL books written by fans instead of lucas. even worse since THAT fanfiction isn't even canon anymore. get over it.

Doesn't this go against one of the original spoiler anons who was talking about future toy releases and how they key in with parts of the movie?
Also >Kylo kills Snoke
This sounds fucking retarded

Guess I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up on the possibility of Kylo being the hero by the end of it, he is a CISwhitemale after all. No way would (((they))) let him be the hero

Are you so narrow-minded? He could easily have a powerful and iconic sacrifice scene, which is not what is being described.

The shit on the entire OT. One of the main problems with the prequels was that we knew how it would end, draining of tension.

The new films, turn the OT in retrospect into a complete non entity. It was three films of essentially nothing, since our heroes end up in even worse positions (or exactly the same position) as we found them at the beginning of the OT.

It's just fucking stupid all around. The problem is - Disney can't afford to take risks. Instead of setting the films 100 years ahead, creating a new universe or similar, they NEED to cram as much OT material into them as possible, because that's what fans want.

And they simply don't offer anything interesting/new with the new characters stories, because no one cares about that shit.

It's sensible, economically. Just like making all the spin off's prequels relating to popular characters, instead of new material or stuff that was fringe material in the OT.

What happened to the spoiler that Luke changed Rey's memories. That sounded pretty legit (because of how stupid it was, but would explain a lot of TFA)

>so is your LITERAL books written by fans instead of lucas.

I LITERALLY have no fucking clue what you are babbling about.

fuck no. People know about what Luke is in Legends. most of his fans are actually very very tolerant of what has happened up until TLJ. If Luke kicks the bucket in such a pussy way, I'd think this is when the ragequit happens.

>i remember when the faggots posted about han solo being killed, it actually rustled me

Having Luke and Han both die to Kylo who got his shit wrecked by an untrained girl is pretty unredeemable desu

the only people who dislike nu-wars are EUfags who are still butthurt over their books and children's games no longer being canon. suck it up faggot.

This. Most fans of Luke are very upset that the supposed Jedi grandmaster is now a broken old man.

Rey is a mary sue.

Or maybe Nu-Wars is just shit on stick.

>They shit on the entire OT

Disney Star Wars is the new Expanded Universe which is somehow worse than the previous Expanded Universe (Now called Legends).

>the only people who dislike nu-wars are EUfags who are still butthurt over their books and children's games no longer being canon.

The only EU stuff I've watched or read is one Ewok children's book, the Prequeles, the Endor movies and Droids.

And the only people who like Nu-Wars are underage b& faggots who didn't see the OT in the cinema, who think the prequels are watchable, and who unironically play Star Wars video games.

>People being this baited by claims with no proof of credibility
>kek

Wow, so THIS is the movie that "fans" claim to be better than empire. Whoa.

fake as shit

stay mad bitch

rey kills luke you fucking retard did you even read it

i.e. Fan Fiction.

I can't believe people are buying full price tickets to watch fan fiction. That's pathetic.

this

PMed this guy, for us powerlevel fags. Don't know if this guy is legit but he's the only game in town

no bitch that's a scene from the old republic dlc trailer
try again

The irony.

see

I saw these """spoilers""" a while ago
Put some effort in it next time

suck Bob`s dick harder faggot

Why would someone get this butthurt over people not liking fan fiction?

Not any more sweety, it's time for white men to removed from science fiction entirely. Not like they spend any money on it anyway.

unless a ticket or pass is posted as proof, treat everything with a pinch of salt.

So Luke is gonna die like a bitch
Fuck this shitty "canon" i prefer the grandmaster Luke Skywalker