Fuck Star Wars. I'll do it if you kill me off in the first movie so I'll never have to deal with this shit again

>Fuck Star Wars. I'll do it if you kill me off in the first movie so I'll never have to deal with this shit again.

>Indy? At 75 years old? Sign me up! Let's do a new trilogy!

What the fuck is his problem?

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Indiana Jones is infinitely cooler than fag wars.

Autism. Spielberg and Lucas probably cornered him and made it too awkward to say no

>What the fuck is his problem?
He never wants to deal with Lucas ever again. You can see it in his acting for Blade Runner 2049, he's so much more engaged in that than he was in Ep7 or Crystal Skull

The fact that Star Wars fans are unbearable is probably why

Imagine the sorts of insufferable fans that get fucking porg tattoos or pay to get in a presentation where cunts in wookie costumes breakdance to "sexy and I know it", and how annoying they would be, spouting memes or asking about future movie spoilers about shit he doesn't care about.

He can completely avoid it because 1) people won't ask him "IS THAT GUY IN BLACK SUIT WILL KILLED? HE IS AN BAD MEN" cos they know his char is dead, and because the average capeshit/sabershit fan is either under the age of 13 or has no cultural memory that exceeds 2 months, and that new star wars film where he died was years ago.

>Look Billy, it's Han Solo buying groceries! You love star wars, don't you? Let's go take a selfie with him!
>FUK OFF MOAM I DON NO HOO HOPE SOWO IS!!! I WIKE PORG AN WANDA WOO MAN!!!! PHREW PHREW PHREWWW

Also I guess he realises that the last Indiana Jones was shit, so can both 1) contribute to making a decent film because nobody will expect much and 2) proper send-off to the character/series.

>he's so much more engaged in that than he was in Ep7

But Lucas has nothing to do with Ep7

It has nothing to do with Lucas. George wasn’t even involved with Ep 7. Ford just isn’t a fan of the series obviously

SW is mostly straight-to-VHS Sunday Special entertainment meant to sell toys and hype up some religious geek following. Indiana Jones is a legitimately excellent trilogy.

Pretty based if you ask me.

You're an idiot. The hardcore SW fans aren't little kids, but middle aged men who will always remember Han Solo and will always annoy Harrison Ford if they see him. Doesn't matter one bit that his character is dead now.

Star Wars is garbage

The biggest blockbuster movie since Avatar is "straight-to-VHS"? You really need to think a bit about what you're trying to say before you say it. "straight-to-VHS/DVD" is not a rip on quality, it's literally only about the commercial viability of the movie and SW clearly has Indiana Jones beat big time there.

So what will be story in the new Indy movie?
Atlantis?

Nah that dude is right, Star Wars is only there to sell toys and keep gunning the geek cult that follows it. If ILM hadn't achieved the visuals in A New Hope, Star Wars would've just been another shitty sci-fi B movie. Those movies have the worst cult, only seconded by americas weird obsession with Japanese culture and animation. Star Wars fans literally are a cancer.

>Nah that dude is right,

Pretending your post is a different person isn't helping your argument

>star wars fans
balding fatsos
>indy jones fans
wet cunts

Are you really too stupid to understand my point? Saying a movie is direct-to-VHS/DVD is an insult towards its commercial viability. It's making fun of the fact that no one would go to see it on the big screen. Using this insult towards a highly successful movie franchize that just recently had a 2 billion $ blockbuster entry that became one of the top 3 highest grossing movies of all time is flat out idiotic and completely nonsensical. What you personally think about the quality of the movies or the fanbase literally doesn't matter in this argument.

>triggered nu-sabershit cocksmoker "my toy commercials aren't for kids... middle aged men nerd and obsess over them more".
>Proofs?

Catch-22. If they're middle aged maladjusted retards with a SW fetish, they'd never leave the house in the first place.

He really has the JUST hair.

Are we pretending that star wars and indy fans are not the same people?

This. If Indiana Jones were called Galaxy Jones and set in space it would get the same brainlet wojaks, but retards don't realize they're both sides of the same adventure schlock

makes sense, don't it?

He just wants to sleep and moan at kids playing on his lawn

Star Wars and Indy fans are the same fans you fucking moron.

He got Goose'd.

Goose for Indy's new Adventure buddy! The son he had with Willie.

This always comes as a shock for Star Wars fans, but Ford never really has liked Star Wars nor the character he played in it. He already was fed up with the whole thing after Empire, wanting to be killed off until he finally got his wish in TFA. He was basically doing SW only for the money.

Indiana Jones on the other hand Ford seems to genuinely like as a character and as a movie series. He always seems to have fun in the movies, even on Crystal Skull.

I think as far genres go, Indiana Jones might just be closer on what he himself enjoys and likes what comes to cheesy action adventures. It's something that might not always be great, but that at least might be enjoyable even if it's bad.

Lucas had nothing to do with VII, he could probably just don't stand JJ, the guy is 40 and act like a nerdy 15 y.o., an actual grown up man like Ford must have hate it to deal with a guy who acts like a ADHD kid.

>moan at kids

Your garbage

simple, he's a wise man

indy > SW

Ford foresaw the downfall of star wars and the disney faggotry and shit long ago.

He has taste

You know Lucas writes the Indy movies right?

Racism and woman's rights.

Probably because he liked the Indy movies but hates Star Wars.

Paramount gave him 10-20% on ticket receipts probably. Disney told the SW cast to fuck off, or only gave them like 2% each.

Other than him and Alec Guinness, were there any other Star Wars actors who absolutely hated the series?

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Checking dem digits, fuck me

Wasted digits.

He's the title character in in Indy so they pay him a lot more than for Star Wars.

Negligence on Set at Star Wars, third trilogy first movie.

He broke his leg (compound fracture, outside the fucking skin and everything) because some dumb fuck closed a 'space door' on his leg.

He sued the production company for millions and OSHA fined the studio.

I would assume there is a bit of bad blood there.

He's got to be about 70. You don't ever fully recover from traumatic bone fractures like that.

I know he is stoned out of his fucking mind all the time but you can see he has slowed down a bit since that horrible injury caused by JJ.

I think this.
Old men like Ford, men from another generation and another time cant stand nu-males. We meme about soyboys and all but in the end its real.

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Honestly, he'd probably do more Star Wars films now Carrie Fisher is dead

Bullshit he earned 10 to 20 million to play Han.

Imagine the smell...

He's never liked Han Solo. He thinks the character is a retard and the fans of Star Wars are overweight manchildren. He's right, too.

i dont know for sure but i imagine the midget who played r2 d2 might be upset at his defining role being a tin can

Imagine being part of a franchise with these fans

Imagine being THIS MAD

Wat

> (OP)
> An evil empire has come to power, Bey is the queen, the queen is expecting twins, and real-life Star Wars is happening.
They're mental

star wars is for children and nu-males.
indy is for real men and high test chads

So the same as Atlantis?

Myth

Was
Crystal shit has ruined Indy

Christal shit was good, you probably don't believe in ayylmaos or super ants..

Wedge Antilles

It was good and not on a lower level than biblical artifacts

This shit just looks like Doll Man.

>moan at kids
Is he masturbating in front of them?

Five decades of dudeherbs, a lifetime of heeb nepotism

>DUHHHHHHH A REAL FRIDGE WOULDNT PROTECT U FROM NEWCLEEUR BLASTS THIS MAEK ME SOOOO MAD INDIE ROONED 4EVA GORGE LUCAS THE DEVIL

I don't know what you're trying to say here. Are you saying Indy4 was a good film?

He's not doing a new Indy trilogy is he?

And the difference between BR2049 and TFA is that one is an actual film by a competent director with a good script and a great cast, and TFA is the cinematic equivalent of a happy meal

Try to talk shit without invoking the words of some trendy YouTube reviewer. It was better than Temple of Doom by a damn sight.

>It was better than Temple of Doom by a damn sight.

probably because people know him as han solo and he wants to be harrison ford again

Proof?

Oh, sorry. I didn't realise you were from Reddit.

Vegans are better than Star Wars

he doesn't like space shit. he hated blade runner (yes, the original) too

plus indiana jones is the only one of the three where he is truly the star of the show

>Indy
Lead character
>Star Wars
Supporting actor

I don't know what's so hard to understand, honestly.

Ford has fucking earrings, I doubt he's that old fashioned. Only faggy fuckboys wear earrings.

Yeah, no. Just no.

I'd watch that desu. Recasting Shia Labeouf's character as Ryan Gosling would be pretty cool.

Shit, it was a compound fracture? Why the fuck were they using heavy prop doors? Just make it out of Styrofoam or something

Is this JUST hair shopped or legit?

This.

/thread

Does that mean she's gonna get killed by her husband before giving birth?

Go to bed Short Round, you must be over the age of 18 to post on this website.

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Underrated post.

Beautiful

Even worse, JJ is like 50.
He actually wrote Regarding Henry
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This is what Gen Z newfags genuinely believe.

Look out for faux contrarianism easy way to spot them: anyone that has lurked would know Temple of Doom is kino.

But everything has to be realistic practical effects! The OT didn't use fake stuff, but the PT did and that's why they sucked, so everything must be as real as possible!

This, but unironically.

I enjoyed Crystal Skull desu.

It will be worth it just to see Jay-Z become the cyborg enforcer of Trump and for Beyoncé to die in childbirth

Not everything has to be practical effects but it just plain looks better for some things. A real fucking door shouldn't be beyond the realm of comprehension for making a film.

here you go reddit proof fag

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they hurt him real bad

>a new indy jones movie in 2017
What SJW trash are they planning for this?

They couldn't even convince him to get in costume

he kind of has breasts

That's because he's a soyboy

>gets told to go back to plebbit
>No u
Gottem

Indiana jones doesn't have faggy fans
He would do anything just to get away from those fuckers.

>Wedge Antilles
Maybe he just hates Nu-Wars like anyone with a brain would, since he did play Wedge back in 2001, and I doubt they payed him much.

Are you even following the conversation chain, Redditor?