What went wrong with "Ghosts of Mars"?
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Ayden Diaz
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Christian Diaz
Nothing.
Adam Cooper
>race of barbarians that spend all day killing each other
>somehow have time to create advanced technological tombs capable of saving the essence or soul of the barbarians so they can be released thousands of years later to posses human workers and terraformers
Colton Gutierrez
I really like this movie. A shit show, but my shit show.
Henry Cook
Maybe the barbarian culture just took over what a different sect started. Kind of like how arabs are trying to ruin the west.
Ian Thomas
White people also spent millennia killing each other which was the main reason why technology advanced in their society (to make it easier to kill each other).
In ancient (black) Egypt, science was mainly a tool to make everyone's lives better.
Asher Sullivan
I completely forgot that Statham is in this movie, fuck I gotta watch it again.
Grayson Roberts
Fuck outta here with that We Wuz Kangz bullshit.
Adrian Lee
>In ancient (black) Egypt, science was mainly a tool to make everyone's lives better.
Elijah Ramirez
Mad racist whitey.
Parker Davis
Pretty sure Egypt was at war with their neighbors pretty much all of the time.
It was also the civilization that established slave-trade in africa.
Jeremiah Ross
Why are women so empowered in this movie?
Did JC become a feminist near the end of his life?
Jayden Reed
I always figured the ancient martians they showed were just infected like the humans, and that tomb was their last attempt to contain the ghosts or whatever the hell it was infecting everyone.
Zachary Cook
Not naming it Escape from Mars with kurt russel instead of a rapper
Julian Roberts
Nigger you came from the gulf of guinea
Cooper Hill
I actually like Ghosts of Mars. Yes, the movie is a horrible copy of Carpenters own movie "Assault on precinct 13" with edgy early 2000 Metal stuff and bad acting, but it's so cringe I love it.
Leo Young
Did Ice Cub black the blonde girl?
Lincoln Reed
...
Landon Foster
That kill count though
Lincoln Sanders
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Samuel Carter
That's not a lot...
Oliver Roberts
N O T H I N G
John Gutierrez
I have a soft spot for the theme
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And I can't hate on a film with a villain named Big Daddy Mars.
Kevin Reed
Nope, Egypt was an economic and political power but not a military one. Their military sucked and they relied on their natural defensive location to protect themselves from invaders, it was rare that they went to war outside their own borders.
Nicholas Cruz
Prove it
Gabriel Anderson
Nothing. It was a giant pile of shit. Which makes it perfectly in keeping with everything John Carpenter has made since 1988.
Gavin Cooper
kek
Logan Thomas
WHOA
Asher Lee
Nice baiting here
Daniel Hernandez
Excuse me, nigger, but what is Cum in the Mouth of Madness?
Gabriel Ward
WHITE PEOPLE ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>yfw all the barbaric aliens are white &patriarchal
>they get destroyed by a combination of black man (Adam) + white female (Eve), the perfect combination of the future
Juan Morgan
BLACK BREEDER POWERED MATRIARCHY >>>>>>> WHITE MALE PATRIARCHY
Ethan Roberts
Fucking dogshit. Being surrounded by literal cancer inducing human waste like Escape From L.A., Village Of The Damned or Memoirs might make it seem like it's merely bad...but it's not. It's dogshiiiiiit.
Sebastian Thomas
Not an arguement
Jaxson Nguyen
Literally this. Ghost of Mars was top-tier.
Julian Morgan
Top tier cringe, maybe
Christopher Russell
You're human waste.