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She still looks amazing

Damn, she still looks great. Wait, her dad is 101? And still looks like that? Incredible genes.

Michael Douglas dad, Kirk Douglas

tfw a 101 yo can pull hotter chicks than you

What's his secret? Blood refills?

Young healthy niggers heart transplant

She *is* looking good. As for Kirk, he seems a damn sight more hale in this picture than the one used to start yesterday's thread.

Raping young Hollywood starlets.

Natalie Wood died so he could live.

What's next for his career?

HOWWWWWWWWWW

I wonder if Michael dies first if she'll just switch to Kirk?

Is he the last connection to that era of Hollywood?

If you told me he was 70 i would have believed it.

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>ay papi
was it rape?

couldn't tell you. often I think there are probably quite a few similarly ancient but less famous actors from the same period rattling about

Do you think he is incontinent

BASED Kirk getting some that Zeta pussy.

HIGHLANDER!

either the pic is photoshopped or it's an old photo.
He looks REALLY old nowadays.

it's a new photo. are you retarded?

do you guys think ol pop-pop still gets some action?

newly posted...

no

She should bring up how his son went to the media to claim eating her out gave him throat cancer.

oh how do you know?

>she just posted it, so it must be a very recent photo!
this is what Kirk looked like one year ago

damn how many times has his ear been fucked?

what's his ear game Sup Forums?

we can find a bad photo of every person on the planet

you just know

>That roastie laughing in the background.
>She doesn’t know she’s next for the blood sacrifice.

1960s era facelifts dumbass.

Fuck yeah spartacus still has hair

remember this?

Earlobes and nose always keep growing that's why Old people have gigantic ears and nose

the old witch tricked us

What the fuck how old is Zeta Jones? She looks just as hot now as in Zorro.

Ah the slow poison of time shows itself once again.

48

Do you think Kirk shared his secrets with his son? I fear Douglas is slowly draining her now. Either way, I still would if those tits and ass are still in good condition.

are you retarded or what? this is exactly what he looks like right now. he's a centenarian man, for fuck's sake

>either the pic is photoshopped or it's an old photo.
>He looks REALLY old nowadays.
Dude, do you hang out with Kirk Douglas or something?

This is some obvious shit to be saying, but pictures lie, dear user, all of them lie. You can make anyone look better or worse with two pictures seconds apart from each other. It's not that this one pic is lying while the other is true. This is a good picture of Kirk Douglas and there are bad pictures of Kirk Douglas

He is doing great, really, he is just extremely old.

>Kirk was already in his 50s when this bitch was born

Took him more than 1000 years to be active and to get married.

I-I still have a chance teevee

you are, yes

Even Morgan Fairchild hit the wall in the last few years. Just 5 years ago I would still bang her.

I imagine Douglas got the secret, Kirk got the lady. This is how it played out in my head.

seriously I fucking hate the concept of aging. Why the fuck do we have to wither a way? I know we have to die but fuck it. Not like that....

Zoz

Guys age better anyway. Just don't live past 75 and you'll be fine

I remember when pic related came out on vhs. They were supposedly in prison since the 20s.

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My Grandma is 103 and looks better than he does. He looks like a burn victim. I'm guessing plastic surgery did this to him?

She's only 8 years older than this flawless young girl

I think cancer is a small price to pay for licking Catherine Zeta Jones's pussy

>what is a kirk douglas

baby blood

natalie wood died because she caught her husband, robert wagner, and christopher walken having sex on her yacht. she freaked out, abandoned ship, and drowned because she was drunk. douglas had nothing to do with it.

kek'd and check'd

Turns out Vikings was about his younger days.

le lady gossip

>Kirk Douglas
>(born Issur Danielovitch, December 9, 1916)

oy vey!

>48 year old woman looks better than most girl my age i know.

SERIOUSLY WTF.

>SERIOUSLY WTF.
See

Id suck her tits for lupus!

Do you think Kirk and Olivia de Havilland meet up and fuck from time to time?

CATHERINE ZETA JONES, SHE DIPS BENEATH THE LASERS WOAH OH OOH

He ripped a hole in Natalie Wood a mile wide.
He feeds on her broken soul even now.

Lol, that's a slavic name, not jewish, you dumbo.