How you holdin up Sup Forums?

How you holdin up Sup Forums?

im not

>fucked a trap the other night
>she's still here and won't leave

send help

Better than you faggot.

whats happening bro

nice trips.
>she
say youre going on a trip so he can gtfo

>she
you brought this on yourself you whore

You deserved it. Never stick your dick in crazy, and dudes who dress up like women are batshit crazy. Also obligatory:

>""""""""""she""""""""""""

i ran out of shit to watch and now i have no energy to start something new.. you ever start something new to watch then end it right awaybecause ur not ready for something new

*inhales*

I am a waste of potential

she has to eat all the eggs or else she won't leave

it is like gnomes and cookies

Starving myself so I dont gain weight. Exam results come out this week and I think I failed atleast one. Starting to wonder if me still being a virgin is going to make me a degen thats into voyeurism or fucking traps later on.

Bad. I still love her. We've broken up and things haven't been to nice between us until friday when all of the sudden she was so ridiculously nice to me, just like before. We've met, she even baked some buns, with which I have helped her. We haven't fucked but we've hugged. She said it was so nice to hug me again. It brought back all the feelings but she's not having it I think. She hasn't talked to me since and I'm 90% sure she's fucked another guy last night.

I've never been so torn. On one hand I know that she's bad business and I shouldn't want her but for some reason I feel so ridiculously good and happy when I'm with her and I want to be with her forever.

how hard is to do 30 min of cardio everyday you fucking blob

Im just got hired and now leaving neet status

LE FEEL TRED

I think I have mold on my lungs.

I got her an Uber and she left. Had to kiss her goodbye and her breathe tasted like cock and I had to give her my phone number. The sex was great but I think she expects a relationship. No way I want to be seen in public with her let alone introduce her to family and friends. I guess I'll see how long I can keep fucking her without taking her out on a date.

soy

>her

Fuck off with that meme. I'm not consuming soy.

shut up fag noone cares

Read the fucking OP

whats your occupation

Amen to that.

English tutor for gooks and nips

>it's nearly 2018

>work is giving everyone chistmas week off
>mfw no plans

Started teaching English in Vietnam, the qts keep me going.

To make it Sup Forums related theres almost no commercials

>user, what are you doing for Christmas? spending time with your girlfriend's family?
>s..sure

Give her my number. Where are you?

I wanna check out of society
how do I get a passive income

did It Ain't Me start playing at any point since you went to Nam?

I found out my internet best friend from a decade ago is a major SJW and getting an English doctorate studying queer theory in video games.

I’m horrified.

Oh, I'm not fat. Quite the opposite.

How can we change that?

Tell her that her vagina looks weird.

>16 days till a decent rip of Blade Runner 2049

>I am a waste of potential

Same old shit, completely ignoring all the women in my life I have a chance with just to continue being friendzoned by women out of my league.

No, but if any kid says Good morning teacher, I say Good morning Vietnam.

That's gay

Its not like I shitpost all day, I go to college and finals are in a couple of weeks. It's the feeling of maybe could have been a better student, son or even a friend if tried

how are ur grades..community college or private

not good user . I dont want much from life, just a few friends to hang with. I'd settle for finding a job atm though.

The only thing that keeps me going

This.
>tfw im confident to talk to grills but i dont know how to flirt at all

Back on the diet

At least something is moving in my life. Even if it's only the scale.

Get out.

I've given up hope, I just live day by day, I just wish I didn't have to work so hard to survive.

Spent $2k in the past week

I want to stop being a pathetic pussy

Just got fired

feels bad

Get anything good or did the guvment and bill collectors take it all?

Private. Mostly A's however I meant by student that there is so much to learn outside of college as on the internet and by reading books. Maybe I am to eager to grow out of myself.

Go work at the soup kitchen. Maybe you meet a nice, kind Jewish girl.

Math test in a week, have only studied the bare minimum because shitposting and browsing YT it more interesting to my short-attention span millenial mind. I'm just gonna fail again and delve even deeper into escapism.

Depends on the day. I smoke too much weed, this cold weather and my new work schedule is fucking with my workout routine. I might have a shot at publishing a story soon, but I have to get off my ass and polish it up. There’s a lot of stuff I have to do and not a lot of motivation.

At least I have a nice girlfriend I’m going to see later, that balances things out

what doesnt kill you makes you stronger..youll either adapt and change/overcome or die

It can be better. Slowly crawled out of years of clinical depression, but now my health deteriotates. I just want to finish my study and land a job in forensics. The passion is there but my health is holding me back.

Holy shit and I thought my English degree was useless

no offense but i bet if you were studying something relevant like being a doctor or lawyer you wouldnt feel that way.. something that would guarantee a job outside of college.. thats just me though wtf do i know

A quarter on car service and bills, another quarter on myself (nice coat, shoes, sunglasses, some other shit). A majority spent on gifts for friends and family. A small chunk for gifts for people I work with but don't really like. Since I work in a "boutique" office I figure I need to keep the peace with the normies.

I appreciate you asking, user.

okay i guess

one "friend" has been taking random unprovoked personal jabs at me in front of company and im struggling to think of what to do. If i try to have a heart to heart with him he'll just tell me he was only kidding, if i insult him back, he'll just escalate everything 10 fold

I've adapt but I'll never change, my life is a dead end.

>30
>make $100k a year
>still live with mom because she's retarded, doesn't speak english, and can't take care of herself
>don't make enough money to get her a separate place
>all my friends have gotten married
>i get dates but girls bail out when I mention my mom still lives with me

This is painful. I'm so close yet so far away. Really wish I didn't have a conscious so I could fuck off and leave me mom to fend for herself

I don't know how to stop feeling empty.

I have a decent job I do well at, I have good friends I see often, I have a roof over my head, food in my belly.

But none of it makes me fulfilled and I don't know what the fuck to do.

Almost done with studying in korea, very good perspective on landing a cool job in international finance in Amsterdam, only sad fact is that I go back to the Netherlands ( my home) in two weeks and I recently met this awesome woman working as a McKinsey consultant who is totally rocking my world right now, yet we both now it's gonna be hard to make a proper relationship out of it she will work in Singapore, I work in Europe).

Oh and I will be confronted with my ex again when I am back in the Netherlands. I am weak because the times I spend with her were so beautiful yet I know it's over. Being in Korea made it easy to escape that fact, but being back will make the memories come back hard for sure.

stop watching porn and masturbating so often

work out

take a jui jitsu class

I was walking my dog last night and two cute girls came up to me and and started a conversation. One of them casually said she had a boyfriend but the other didn't so I could tell she was interested and she ended up asking for my number. She texted me and I asked if she wanted to get a drink some time and she said she wanted to.

So things are actually looking up for once, until of course I fuck this up.

I am studying Business and administration, I just feel like every thing is dumbed down too the point that it does not challenge any more

Do you want more drama in your life?

Going to meet my gfs parents for the first time in a hour, I'm scared bros

maybe you yearn for competition

pick up something competitive maybe.

Go to bed Joe

not really. I cant just never see him again either because we share the same circle of friends

I'm holding out hope things will get better.

Broke up with my girl friend, the worst part is that I was who decided to end our relation. I feel stupid and lonely every night.

I have a double major in finance and accounting then got my MBA. Basically nothing I learned was that relevant for my job (underwriter) other than some accounting info. Everything else I learned on the job and within 2 weeks. But you still have to spend 4+ years in college because no one will give you a job without a degree.

i've been thinking about getting into bjj or boxing for a few months now, maybe i should follow through with that idea finally

having done boxing myself for a few years, id go with bjj

jui jitsu seems much more practical and makes you feel confident in your whole body, as apposed to just your ability to throw a punch

This. I will be stuck for the next couple of years and I will probably walk the same path as you did. any advice?

Ok dude, had the exact same thing and I too regretted that decision every fucking day. he thing is however that you are just clouding your mind because you broke up with her for a reason. Right now you don't realize that because you just mourn for the lose of your girlfriend, but don't let your sadness cloud your memories because it wasn't a healthy relationship. Thing's weren't right. It's good that you broke up and from now on you will continue with your life and find someone that will be better for you. Good luck pal, we're all gonna make it

Talk with your same circle of friends about the guy maybe they will help

I'm in love with this girl I work with. Have been for the last year. Someone recently began spreading rumors around the office that we're dating. I think it started sincerely and then turned into some kind of low-key office joke. I have to laugh off the insinuations that we're dating when in front of her as if the mere suggestion is crazy. Meanwhile, I'm slowly dying inside.

>30 soon
>hugless virgin
>no friends
>no degree
>shit job I hate
>ugly
Tell me why I shouldn't just off myself

I've almost reached acceptance about who I am as a person, but it sucks knowing that people who love me are disappointed -- not so much in me but for me.

thanks my friend, hope you feel better too

>ugly
Unless you're physically deformed from birth, you can always improve on that aspect.

Network, join every organization you can, and try to find a paid internship. I had a job offer right before I graduated from undergrad through an accounting organization on school. Except I graduated in 2008 and after the financial collapse the company pulled my offer so I went straight to grad school.

Grad school was good. In undergrad all the internships were shitty unpaid ones. In grad school, everyone in class found paid internships. I got one that paid $18 an hour which helped a lot. Plus the networking events were a lot better. Made a friend in class who got me my current job after we graduated.

you should honestly, take high ranking dmc or niggers with you though

Florida here. What's snow like?

You work harder for what you want like a man. Nothing comes easy unless you're blessed to be born into a wealthy family.

I wish I had someone to pine for, haven't been in love for four years now and it's starting to get boring.

This is good advice, also try to do something that will make your resume really stand out. That does not necessarily mean being an absolutely outstanding student( though it might definitely help), but do something that is rare. I was really active in politics for instance and got almost elected as a 19-year old guy ( on a local level of course), stuff like that really makes you stand out and every job interview I ever had had some questions and remarks (always positive) about that

I have had similar situations. If he then also tries to act "nice" to you or otherwise requires your friendship (and considers you a friend), it's all part of some manipulation. I dealt with it by first establishing that I'm not afraid of him, then undercutting him by obviously not taking anything he says seriously. So I would not engage any story he told me and any time he talked himself up, I'd do my best to break it down by making jokes midway through. Then I would, at opportune moments, insult him to his face while keeping a straight face. Then I would follow it with a laugh after waiting a couple moments. The personal jabs probably won't stop, but if it's anything like what I've experienced, he probably is too needy to lose you as a friend, but also sees you as competition. So you need to let him know you're in charge, while also joking enough that you have plausible deniability. He will try to intimidate you more, naturally. But if it ever goes too far, he'll be the first to back down and try to play it all off as a joke.

My gf is abroad for uni, I miss her so much, we manage to see eachother about once or twice a month but still. Now she came back home for the weekend and I'm gonna kiss her goodbye in 5 minutes. Have uni test in January which I'm not prepared to, I might switch uni for the second time

>My gf is abroad for uni

from my experience i know you brought it upon yourself, been there myself

Stay mad americuck, niggers are rejected by every girl both here and where she's studying. Also, >getting together with a girl whose loyalty you're not 110% sure about