Nu-Wars: Ep VIII Review

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What did you expect?

so it's a Disney movie

>well...its not that bad c'mon

So its even worse than TFA?

whoa, its another soft reboot of an OT episode, but with diversity! definitely didnt see that one coming!

It's a kids movie stop expecting kino

That reads like a lot of nothing. I don't think this guy actually saw the movie.

>John Williams
>positive

So this movie will suck more than Rogue One
That is sad

this

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi is a modern, hilarious, action-packed crowd pleaser
Jesus crist I'm a marvelchad bu I hate this

>Sweet sweeping cinematography

What the fuck does this even mean?

>conventional
So just a rip off of Empire with a multi-cultural and multi-sexual cast?

Nothing. He was just ecstatic to be there and ate up Disney's latest offering of its remake of the original trilogy. In a few months from now, he'll say the movie is shit.

Who are these and which one is a jew?

If this is the best Nu-Wars can do just after premiere night, imagine what people will be saying in a month.

Sup Forums wins again.

this faggot is lying for attention, he hasn't seen it.

He's just saying some generic shit based on how he thinks it will be, but he's wrong.

Because people who have actually seen it, verified people on twitter all say that it was unpredictable and that it broke new ground for Star Wars

That's from a Nike campaign that has nothing to do with Star Wars, just so you know.

I have no idea what Kennedy is doing there, but still.

Brainlet moron

Haha, return of the glib facsimile. Public masses can wake up.

It doesn't matter.
Rotten Tomato is built to reward bland mediocrity.

can you provide some examples

No, this is The Glib Facsimile Strikes Back. Return of the Facsimile is ep. IX.

>NUMB FROM CLAPPING

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Oh, they're verified?? Must be true

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

The review embargo isn't up until Tuesday so he definitely hasn't seen it and is just looking for that websites form of (You)s

These are both fake

letterboxd.com/film/star-wars-the-last-jedi/

may the force b with you

yes i'm sure it's just a coincidence the head of SW has a "the force is female" shirt

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Well that's an understatement

What is this meme about Star Wars having to be high art? The OT wasnt fucking art. They're just fun sci fi fantasy adventure movies. If you expect some deep cinéma out of fucking Star Wars then you might be a fucking retard.

Kylos a double agent Rey and him team up to take on snoke get their asses handed to them Luke shows up saves the day and sacrifices himself

>First name Eric
>I cried so much.
>During a 2-hour long sabershit toy commercial

Ha! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

thanks The Walt Disney Company

I think it's more code for "I saw something. But it felt like nothing."

>Stuff Happens: The Movie. There were some laffs and some thrills. But nothing you really care about.

Peppered with a little "The Star Wars universe looks really great when rendering with modern FX tech".
A great IP waiting for a suitably great movie to be worthy of it.

Oh you.

can we destroy the reputation of this movie some how? Lesser nerds have done a lot of damage on the past with very small numbers, I think such a movie can become a huge disaster if it makes even a few hundred millions than expected

embargo'd til tuesday this is fake and gay

telegraph.co.uk/films/2017/12/10/star-wars-last-jedi-critics-saying/

this is real though, get fucked fags

Wait for the king.

>they kept hyping up the idea that Rei goes evil
>it was a red fish all along
Imagine my shock

I'm very glad that it features John Williams' iconic score.

I'm sure going to watch the next STAR WARS movie at the cinemas. Because I can't wait to hear John Williams' iconic score. A STAR WARS movie without John Williams's iconic score would be a bad STAR WARS movie. This one has it though, so I'd like to thank the brilliant people involved in the making of this film for allowing John WIlliam's iconic score to be heard once again, drawing crowds to the theaters.

Of course it's fucking "safe" - It's Disney. They have a massive investment that they need a large return on in order to consider the film a success. They won't allow any director to take a chance with all that cash. They have one goal in mind: watch the original trilogy, and recreate it in soft reboot form.

It's fucking cinematic pablum. It's safe, it's easy, it's not memorable and it will sell plastic bullshit to children.

>Thanks Disney

So it still sucks? Surprise, surprise.

Okay guys, yeah they remade 4 and 5, but there's NO WAY they'll remake 6 for ep9. Trust me

Do Americans really do this?

How do you clap when you're trying to hold onto your falcon?

You fucking what, pleb?

what do you think the cinema aviary is for?
jesus, how the fuck did you manage to get your falcon license?

evul feemales are behind everything

>is a modern
DROPPED
>hilarious
Ticket cancelled.

One person says on Twatter,
>I've never seen apparent plot holes wielded as surprise attacks.
and this person is a film critic? No wonder Rotten Tomato is worthless.

Lots of panning landscape shots

Parody, right?

These aren't Star Wars movies. They're fan fic and they're lazy dog shit for idiots.

Which is what you are.

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