We need a succubus

>we need a succubus
>say no more

a challenger approaches

another challenger approaches

> we need a qt funny nice girl who can play herself
> say no more

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This meme needs to die

her eyes look like cgi

If this were true, every woman would have a gigantic dildo and use it regularly because it would feel so good. Instead most women masturbate with a tiny dildo about 1x or 2x per week and usually just use it on their clit. The real people who want a gigantic black dick up the ass are gay men.

does your tiny dick also vibrate? If the answer is no, then you need that length and girth to produce friction

>clit use
>oh u need a foot long to friction sumthin
megavirgin spotted

>we need someo-
>Say no more

>we need eva green
>She's already undressed, Sir
>but this is a children's movie

I have avergae sized dick and it's too big for my gf, thats why I know you size faggots are full of shit. My gf also hates vibrators.

>clit use
Almost as pathetic as eating pusy.

She's lying (and probably laughs about it with her friends). A woman's vagina is designed to push out a whole human bean.

You do realise women used to constantly die in childbirth right? Their vaginas literally rip open when giving birth.

>a woman's vagina is designed to push out a whole human bean

Is that why vaginas can tear right down to the asshole during the birthing process?

>believing a thot
>yes Dave, your little white dick is sexually gratifying

>my gf also hates vibrators.

I've lived with her for almost ten years. She has no vibrator, her behavior which I just pointed out has not changed and she has no reason to lie about it. She loves sex too, she's practically a nympho and has specific things she likes which having nothing to do with gigantic dildo or vibrator. I can fuck her anytime I want, literally on command. It's been the same this whole time. You are just wrong.

Also, I'm with a non-white girl. Forgot to mention that.

succbus is in the eyes, observe

>chea, my gf loves my dick bros, we have sex like 20 billion times a day
>she doesnt even use dildos, just my dick hah
>yeah shes also asian too like my anime waifus

Stop daydreaming

As a girl I am sitting here laughing at your imaginary girlfriend. We get sore from having sex too many times, the inside of a vagina literally has no skin. But by all means keep having fun in your head there.

i actually prefer emma stone as eastern european drug addict.

As another girl I can tell that you are an uggo porker who hasn't copped a real dicking. If you were a Skyrim character, your name would be Frigid the Meaty.

>chea, my gf loves my dick bros,

She doesn't. She says it's too big and hurts her sometimes. I already told you that. And I am literally average size length and width.

> we have sex like 20 billion times a day

We don't. Mostly because of me. I do a lot of work, I'm not a teenager and don't have the time to spend hours doing this.

>she doesnt even use dildos, just my dick hah

She hates dildos and vibrators actually. She says it's not human and thinks it's too plastic and rubbery, she likes humans. I've talked about buying one but she is not into it.

>yeah shes also asian too like my anime waifus

She is hispanic, not Asian.

i think i saw this girl in the emergency room taking her 5 kids for a check-up, did not get a very lusty vibe desu

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Fuck off, faggot.

> As a girl I am sitting here laughing at your imaginary girlfriend.

Actually, we are married. She's not technically my gf. She is very pretty and sweet. We have been in a relationship for almost ten years now. So unless ten years of my life were imaginary, you are wrong.

> We get sore from having sex too many times, the inside of a vagina literally has no skin. But by all means keep having fun in your head there.

She doesn't like it when I go too deep, usually hard for doggy style which I really love. She says if I go too deep it hurts and causes too much pressure. I think she likes width not length because when I finger her I sometimes almost end up fisting her. So, I think the truth is more about wide dicks than long ones and being able to get her wet before you go in.

Nice try, girls don't write like that. You are really bad at trying to imitate us.

Suuuuuure

why this is so hard to believe?

Because I'm a grown woman and I've been around other women all my life and women know that anyone who has sex ''a billion'' or whatever times a day is either being pressured by their boyfriend/husband and suffering in silence (you have no idea how many women get xylocain gel by their obgyn because they have a relationship where someone causes pain to their vagina) or don't feel like they can say no to him for whatever reason. I don't know why this is so hard for you to get into your head but: We.Get.Sore.

From my perspective, with my collected experiences, the shit you are saying sounds extremely negative in almost all ways and not at all positive. Even though it probably sounds super awesome to the men here.

Having sex 3-5 or even 10 times a day when you're newly in love and spend the day in bed, sure, go for it. Normal. But having sex on the spot whenever YOU want to, without her even having a few minutes to get wet. That sounds extremely negative to any woman.

So yeah either you are making this up or you're just unknowlingly an asshole to her. I chose to not believe you're an asshole, thus: you are making it up.

>mfw looking in those eyes while blowing a load in that mouth
must build sexbot

Emma can play every character, she has range. Drug edgy mad addict in Birdman, Billy Jean King in BOTS, or Sally Bowles on Broadway. How many actors can nail comedy and drama? Most of actors cant act in comedy, Emma can easily nail comedy and drama. PERFECTION!

>But its a kids movie
>Sir she is already taking the main child actor to her trailer

Go fuck yourself you stupid goyim

>we

God in heaven

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Imagine her looking up at you with a grin as you edge closer and closer to orgasm and finally uncontrollably cum all over her feet

stalked by my doctor is kino

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he is the kwisatz haderac... the man who can be in every film and tv production at once...

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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himself

jesus christ does this dude get paid like 20 bucks a movie or something

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My god..Incredible.

>FUND. IT.

now that would be real kino

Someone needs a lot of money.

Supposing over a dozen men could stand next to each other while remaining at penis-range of her mouth, how many dicks do you guys think she could simultaneously fit in that gaping hole?

He does it for free

My god you're completely retarded. You can't even read. He literally never ever said that he has sex 3-5 or 10 times a day. He mentioned nothing about how often he has sex. I doubt you're even a woman, and if you are you must be an ugly, fat one.

JUST

> Emma Roberts (his daughter) is worth 15 million

>the OG succubus enters

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>We need a discount James Franco

then why does she still get fucked by Tyrone?

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Still worth millions while we're all worth shit

My memecoins will be worth a million each in a decade.

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You're getting played. There's countless guys whose worldviews were shattered when they finally found out about their gf's/wife's past, secret affairs, true feelings etc.

You'll feel like a fool for believing counterintuitive shit like that.

400+ Films good for him
If that ain't a career, I don't know what it

Bitcoin is crashing

it's not about the size, it's about the fact that black guys can use it properly unlike you white bois

kek