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Eventually the Samurai Emerges from the bathroom, flushed. He asks you if there are any clothes he might borrow, as his last Gi was destroyed by Aku's minions.

user suggestions are so pure I am genuinely shocked, you give me hope for humanity

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naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaisu
also, just tick the spoiler box if your not sure if your img will get flagged or not.

YES

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I've got a bathrobe he can borrow, though it might be a bit short on him and probably not broad enough in the shoulders. He's welcome to my giant baggy hipster hoodie or any loose t-shirts/pajama pants around, too, if it makes him feel more comfortable.

He's suffered so much, it's difficult to be impure. Also we have the /y/ thread for that. user these are so cute and you are a gift to us all. I've been smiling about this little series all day!

Absolutely FUCKING PERFECT

Also god damn, your shading

I dunno if I have anything in his size... but I have a sleevey blanket and more towels fresh and warm from the dryer.

Are these threads just for Jack only or can I post my Sup Forumsmic book husbando?

SJ dudes only, you gotta wait for those regular homo threads to pop up later

requesting Jack with beard-cage onegaishimasu

What the fuck is his problem?

I life, tragically cut short

What if Scara was originally all decked out in mobster clothes like X9, but discovering his love for music prompted his change to the large coat and herls

>pure
If this was my place the only clothing available for him is a pair of socks.

*heels

He's a troll.

>That shading
>That subject
>That use of negative space
>Everything

I've got no proper words to describe my love towards you and your mindblowing art

>we live in a universe without hot robots, demons, evil incarnate, or samurais
GET ME OFF THIS PLANET

>jack in a snuggy

JUST

I could try, but I have no idea what you're asking for and google is no help at all. Am I a bad fujoshit for this?

plz user you're my only hope youtube.com/watch?v=wYi24D9lHqc

and no, you're not a bad fujo I'm just weird

POST/DRAW RARE SHIPS

This is unironically impressive

SWEET JESUS!!!!! I am doing this. I'm making it happen, user. My. GOD. How did he do that?!

> every time normies bring up the possibility of functioning sexy robots within our lifetime they want them to look like people and not like robots

Who's that outside your window?

Yeah, it sucks. The reason I like robots so much is because how they robotic and unique they look while managing to maintain a resemblance to the human form.
I don't want uncanny or 3dpd bullshit.

>tfw SJ fujoshit threads teach you that you're not alone in degeneracy

nobodys stopping you from removing the silicone casing from your sex-bots user

>of how robotic and unique they look
Off to off myself

Something tells me you're not a transformers fan.

> go from fucking a robot to fucking a robot skeleton

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> "take it off"
> bot removes clothes
> "no, take it ALL off."

undertale get out

You've never seen a skinless animatronic, have you?

this episode made me cry like a bitch

Why stop there? Why not fuck a robot ghost?
T-that's not what I meant at all

hot

Why? X9 killed the FOOLISH SAMURAI, rescued Lulu and went home.

R-right?

Just nuts and bolts user

Don't forget a heart.

>Getting dressed

Considering robots don't really need clothes, that's kinda hot to watch.

link for new ep?

You fucks finally gonna make porn of X9 or not?

Whose gonna do it? Whose gonna be the first and curse themselves and their entire family?
Or would you rather spare him and draw lewds of others?

Some paki. The neighborhood is loaded with them thanks to H1-B visas

OVER THE LINE

I think this is the hardest thing I've ever tried to draw. How am I doing, user? Keep going or just go chop off my thumbs now?

yeah I drew fluff of him, I don't think i could manage smut. It just feels wrong. Even if I balance it out with semen demon jack It still would be too pure to defile

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Is repetition like that a common theme in noir? I noticed it in Sin City, too.

keep going user its perfect

THE DOOOOORR!!!

Is Aku going to send him the child care bill?

It's been thirteen straight years, someones gotta do it.
Granted their home will probably be plagued by locusts for years to come, but it'll be worth it.

Thanks! I love drawing those two. Together or separate.

I think I'll take on more requests tonight.

Oh extremely.

It's a trope that's spread quite well. There's a faceless merciless assassin in Skulduggery Pleasant who is extremely fond of the stray cat that begs for food, Adam Jensen had a slobbery dog that got put down while he was in repairs, that one guy from the simpsons in the prohibition episode got a letter sent about his pet having babies, Gene Hunt from Life on Mars had a surprising soft spot (but I can't remember what it was), Eggman made a Mombot that interfered with his plans and he couldn't kill it so he just kept sending it on holidays and cruises, every villain ever has a fluffy cat they pet meticulously (did we ever see Dr Claw's face), half the characters from Pulp Fiction have a soft side that they hide because they fear it'll kill them, Poirot lets one of his catches go because he loves her (this is ignoring the entire Orient express debacle) and anyone who doesn't follow this trope needs to fuck constantly or they become depressed i.e. see every James Bond ever.

Scaramouche wrapping and gagging Demongos mouth with his scarf.
I honest to god forgot how grating his voice was

MY MASTA

Also, why do they say 'essence' over and over when they say 'soul' in another episode?

Simple cartoon inconsistency or Demongos just retarded

Probably the same reason during the time you can't say after-world, hell, heaven in animated shows.

Exp: DBZ. "Sending you to THE NEXT DIMENSION".

No, no, not the soft spot for animals, the repetition of phrases. In that episode, any time X9 says the dog's name, he doesn't just say "Lulu", he says "Lulu, sweet thing". In Sin City, we hear the phrases, "Old man dies so a young girl can live. Fair trade", "I took his weapons. Both of them", and "Ava. Damn" repeatedly. Is that sort of thing a trope in film noir, or is it just a coincidence that it shows up in two examples of the genre that I'm aware of?

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Aku and Jack said it too.

The thing is they say 'steal your soul' in another episode. I can't recall which one but I know I heard it since I've been watching all the episodes.

Might be a context thing. Demongo was some sort of soul stealing demon which I guess was too much at the time.

Exactly what I thought.
Thanks for yet even more proof that I'm not alone here.

TMNT has satanic cult rituals and a dragon-Satan actually killing folks because now they can get away with it.

I kinda wish the older SJ episodes were made today.

Do you think Scaramouche would get mistaken for a hooker alot?
Would he accept the cash anyways and kick the persons shit in after going in a dark alley?

perhaps, but gratuitous violence and robo gore would have never passed the censors in todays industry

He's Aku's top assassin. Probably isn't hurting for money at all.

Doesn't mean he wouldn't do it for a kick.

>we want to be as pure as Jack ;__;

I could've done anything tonight, but I did this. My choices have led me here.

absolute mad man

you will go down in history, user

>Scaramouche gets robot 'customers'
>brings them to a dark alley
>fucks them so hard they shut off
>steals their wallet and walks away

>robot on robot violence

Because it's my fetish

Ahh, Kos

Or some say, Kosm

Y'all are far kinder than I deserve for that, but thank you!

GLORIOUS

Your taste is impeccable, user.

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Well, it's better than nothing. As you are both settling down to rest for the night, the samurai tells you if there is anything he can do to repay you, you only have to ask.

>wdyd?

>traditional Japanese woman Jack will never shyly hide his cleavage from you
This is the last one for today. Thanks everybody for playing these are super fun for me!

aaaaand i forgot to flip the image

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Im to spaghetti mode for this

Well now how am I supposed to sleep, knowing he's right there being all perfect and stuff?! thank you!

No payment needed, Jack! But, y'know, if it gets cold or something later I don't mind joining you. For warmth! Don't want you catching a chill in that little robe...

What does Scaramouch do with his money?

Buys fancy scarves/boots/coats?
Supports the music industry?
Installs coastly upgrades that may or may not have lewd functions?
Invests in cooler weaponry?
I see him having a vast wardrobe and a record collection that's even vaster.
Your guess is as good as mine.

*could see him
Oh, and there is also recreational drinking.
Gotta let anons dream about beign crushed to death by tall drunk robots.

>Slides a wad of cash at one of Aku's scientists
>"I want to have a pleasure bot's nimble fingers"

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sweet jesus thank you user

> that one scientist who is just dying to ask whether Scaramouche is getting all those parts installed for sex, but he nevers a says anything because he doesn't want to die literally.

I'd let jack know if he needs anything to come wake me up on the couch, I'll make sure he gets the peaceful rest he deserves

takin requests again

sfw