THE LAST JEDI

Rumored spoilers as of right now.

Rey finds Luke, wants him to train her, he doesn't want to but later relents.

The First Order attacks the Resistance and Leia is injured. The First Order has a hyperspace tracker.

Poe doesn't get along with his new boss Laura Dern and sends Finn and Rose on a secret mission to Canto Bight to find a slicer who can help them infiltrate the First Order's flagship and destroy the hyperspace tracker. They meet Benicio Del Toro, but he betrays them, and Phasma tortures Rose to force Finn to lead the First Order to the Resistance's new base on the salt planet.

Luke finds out Rey and Kylo are connected. Kylo comes to Scotland planet but gets defeated and captured. He charms Rey and she leaves with him when she senses Finn in danger, despite Luke's warnings for her not to.

The First Order and the Resistance battle on the salt planet. Poe rescues Finn and Rose, Finn kills Phasma.

Snoke is a Force vampire and spurns Kylo for Rey. Luke shows up and fights Snoke. Snoke drains Luke and kills him. Snoke tries to drain Rey, but Kylo turns and fights Snoke, who retreats. Finn and Poe rescue Rey while Kylo goes off on his own.

Leia convinces the neutral systems to support the Resistance and the First Order retreats. Now both sides have massive fleets. Rey promises Leia to bring Kylo back into the light.

Rey/Kylo ship teases, Finn and Rose are just good friends. Rey's parents were nobodies and Snoke's true nature isn't all that explained.

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Oh no no no no no

LOL lets kill all the characters our fans care about and replace them with fucking nobody's that wont piss anyone off.

>Kylo charms Rey
with his monkey face and teenage mannerisms?

Honestly the most believable thing

Jews ain't got the balls to kill Luke off

> I want to watch geriatric coke-addled B-movie actors from the 1970s lurch around modern sets and try not to shit themselves

sounds like shit desu

I mean they already ruined Luke by making him a pussy that runs away and cries instead of the wizened grand master badass he was in the EU so good riddance.

Sounds shit and empire strikes back retread

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LAST CHANCE!
Give you predictions to be screen capped and be forever embroidered into eternity!
>Luke will not die.
>Luke is going to throw his light saber over the cliff
>There will be a scene were Luke and or Ray will lift his old x wing out of the water
>The Millennium falcon will go boom
>The resistance will try to trip the gorilla walkers but they will have some what of cutting the tow cables
>Supremacy will be destroyed by kamikaze attack a la the Executor

>Snoke is a Force vampire

So stupid that it must be true

Is Del Toro supposed to be the new Lando?

>i dont like tfa theres too much fanservice
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU KILLING FAN FAVOURITES
the absolute state of Sup Forums

Fuck off a Geriatric Wars trilogy with Luke, Ian an Leila as main chars would've be awesome.

Send them to the fucking rebel retirement home and say they lived happily ever after. Disney is trying to destroy anything left from the original trilogy.

Nah, he betrays them for real and dies.

I guess it should go without saying that the famous actors always die right away in the story because they don't want to get tied down to this shit.

WHO FUCKING CARES!?

Wow, this is so shit it makes the previous spoilers all look good so it must be true.

StarWars Fags BTFO suck more disney cock your reddit mongoloids.

T H I C C

>she leaves with him when she senses Finn in danger, despite Luke's warnings for her not to
This seems quite familiar.

It's not going to do as well as Guardians of Galaxy 2. Which had amazing visuals. Like seriously it was up there with Wizard of Oz and 2001 a space a Odyssey with making the most of technology available. The characters are great and likable. The story compelling and interesting. universal themes of family and the nature of fatherhood. Guardians is the new Star Wars.

>Adam Driver is a chinlet
That's a shame

I would actually love to see that

>being this delusional to think that a fucking Star Wars movie will lose to Guardians 2
It could be Lucas himself shitting on the toilet while turning on a lightsaber toy, the fact that it says "Star Wars" in the title is a guarantee a fuckton of people will see it. People hated the prequels and those movies did well at the box office

White man = must die

i’d rather wayptch that then literal who’s with the main actress being some unironic retard slag they found sucking off some dude in a back alley

This sounds about right

>Salt Planet.

Okay, I laughed at that. One point awarded to the SJW filmmakers.

What about the porgs tho

>>Luke is going to throw his light saber over the cliff

Confirmed by book leaks.

>luke dies, having accomplished nothing
makes sense

You mean like they didn't with Han? Wtf are you talking about?

>The Last Huwhite

Is this post from fucking 2008?

CDAN has Daisy as a coke addled B-movie actor already. So don't get cocky.

Luke is not fan service. He's a central figure of the saga.
Having Buttface and Doctor You'll-Be-Dead turn up in Rogue One for no reason is fan service.

It should be some rewievs posted as a prewiev not released by the site:s.

Everyone on this chan is a super duper user LVL 9000+ hacker, so somebody should find something.

>During the Snoke showdown, Luke throws open his Jedi cloak and reveal twelve sea-sloth udders hanging from his belly, and squirts Snoke with jets of pungent green milk. Causing Snoke to recoil in disgust and horror, particularly when it goes in his mouth, and fall into a chasm.

>When Rey asks where his udders came from, Luke replies "Shit got kinda freaky on that island". And they flee before everything blows up, because reasons.

>Udder Luke becomes the best selling Star Wars toy in franchise history.

Always wondered what happened to Violet Beauregarde.

I don't know if these fake spoilers are getting worse because the shills are running out of ideas, or because they're getting closer to the truth.

>Pleas no, that's Empire.

Is that NuChewie?

Oww, muh laygs!

>Snoke tries to drain Rey, but Kylo turns and fights Snoke, who retreats. Finn and Poe rescue Rey while Kylo goes off on his own.
Just ZUKO my shit up senpai.

>Jews won't kill a fucking old white male

user, I...

Dont these writers realize planets can have diverse ecosystems, they don't have to be 100% one thing? Shit is so dumb

IMAGINE

I legit want reylo to happen because of that reddit thread that got posted here some months ago where everyone was super mad at a reylo picture or something like that.

Normies hate reylo.

>Luke is the Sith Lord
>once you go Dark, you never go back
>Vader was the only exception, because he was the Chosen One
>Luke went Dark for five seconds in SW6. That was enough to corrupt him forever
>he became Evil little by little, nothing he did could make him come back to the Light Side
>Snoke is a front like the Mandarin in Iron Man 3
>Kylo and Rey are bro/sis twins like Leia and Luke
>Leia put Rey into hiding and wiped her own memory with the little Force skills she knew so that Snoke (but in reality Luke, even though Leia has no idea Luke is Evil now) could not read her mind
>Han never forgave her

hi disney. We know what you're doing.

>she senses Finn in danger, despite Luke's warnings for her not to.
Where did i hear this before?

Real spoilers

therpf.com/showthread.php?t=284810


>Kylo kills Snoke.
>Kylo is bad guy and remains dark at end.
>Rey is the Last Jedi at end and does not turn Dark.
>Leia lives till end.
>Luke dies at end.
>Yoda convinces Luke to train Rey.
Resistance is in disarray at end.

>Lots of humor that some fans will hate.

Fake news!

>post that yoda convinces Luke
>use image that directly contradicts your "leak"

wew laddy

Movie made for kids, and normies. Pls stop watching this trash.

I'd watch that 4 times

1. The image you posted literally debunks that
2. This is being spammed everywhere and it's from a literal who forum with no proof
3. If Luke died all the tweet reviews would be calling the movie sad.

Sounds believable, but stupid.
If Luke goes down like that then I can understand why Mark was/is pissed at Rian.
But then again, I don't see a big twist in here besides Luke dies so this could all be bullshit that's mixed with those kids books that came out a couple of days ago.

This would save star wars

lupita is an alien, she doesn't count

Real Spoilers:
Luke is dead and the Luke we see is a Force Ghost, revealed in the last act of the movie (Luke: No, Rey, YOU are the last jedi *passes his hand through her arm*).
It's like The Sith Sense, but IN SPACE!

I wish I was making this up. Also, he trained himself to not glow like other Force Ghosts for some reason.

>snoke is a force vampire

Only Disney could think of something so fucking lame.

Well in the trailer when Luke says breathe now reach out. What do you feel? It shows Leia from behind and right before Rey says light you can hear something whisper I love you.

I'm guessing that's Leia telling Rey she loves her. Rey and kylo are def brother and sister. Hoping they both turn darkside especially since everything is outlined in sith red in the text and posters and just has a red color base. Obviously bad guys mostly win this one just like in empire where luke is beat up and getting a new hand and han is frozen in Carbonite and all seems hopeless

do you guys realize the last jedi is plural right?

It could possibly exist. It could have had oceans that dried up, leaving only salty beds

Wouldnt it be strange if they killed Snoke in this movie?

Like killing the emperor in Empire strikes back.

Luke probably OD on green milk.

It's a good trick.

This.
And to say that Luke's latter story is that he says fuck it but then is told by an old friend to train for a final time sounds so lame.
It's a tired cliche too. Old man teaching the new younger, "better" character.

Should have pulled a Color of Money.

>Kylo stays evil
>Luke dies

Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people! Kill whitey!!!! #killallwhites #allmenmustdie

>Luke dies rather than be a part of JJ Abram's next movie
He was a good friend.

plenty of people prefer the new more diverse cast to the old one

Luke dies for sure. No one wants to see him as this jaded old man for 2 movies. Shit old Ben Kenobi watched all his friends die his republic fall and exiled himself to the desert to watch over Luke and first time we meet him he is totally happy dude super chill.

even if he dies won't he come back as a spooky ghost

Just look at all these totally not shilling, first reactions from people who saw early screenings.

radiotimes.com/news/film/2017-12-10/the-first-audience-of-the-last-jedi-are-ecstatic-about-amazing-new-star-wars/

It left people still "literally shaking" while tweeting how amazing this movie is. It's totally a No.3 just behind Empire and ANH because that's how we nerds rate the films because those are the one that are regarded as the best ones because they were told so by the fandom not because they understand why they're usually put on lists in that order. This movie will shatter you and make you whole again as one viewer put it.

No one is saying they have to be the main characters, but give them a better send off than killing them off. Han gets killed, Leia will most likely get killed and now Luke the one of the three that really shouldn't get killed off.

It's just Disney giving its middle finger to the OT and saying their Star Wars is betterer because it has more womens and non-whites as the main cast. Even their fucking version of the Empire is technically more inclusive and thus more positive looking by having woman and non-whites in their ranks. Can't have your evil space empire look too evil by being racist and sexist towards other humans. They want kids to have fun playing as the First Order and to feel like they too could be a part of it regardless of skin colour or gender. If a little black girl wants to be a storm trooper, shouldn't have to worry about the context of the First Order being oppressive towards her race and gender like the original Empire brought with it because let's be serious The Empire were Nazis and we shouldn't be showing Nazis on screen.

I thought the disgusting asian and the nigger were the heroes of the movie

is this kino?

You'd think by now the new republic would have declared war on first order.

Lmfaoo this is actually terrible.

There is no racism in Star wars, because the "us" in your "us vs them" mentality can be a lot broader when your dealing with aliens that literally look nothing like you. The Empire was never racist, it was speciest, and making it racist would be stupid because it would make any antiracist message too blatant.

How powerful would rey and kylo's kid be assuming the nigger doesn't interfere.

It's from 2017, grandpa. I know you have a hard time using the computer but try and keep up.

Grammatically it can be but RJ confirmed that it refers to Luke specifically.

The whole trilogy here is going to be about a new kind of force user that isn't about kidnapping children and having a space cult.

I'm not saying it's true. I'm just spouting the shit people are saying about it. They're saying the Empire was racist and sexist because all the actors in the Empire happened to all be white males. What I love the best is this one black woman who says Vader is a racist depiction of a black people because he's voiced by James Earl Jones and only attacks white people while completely ignoring everything else about the character such as him being a white guy in a suit and it's designed is based off SS officers who wore all black and leather. He has a skull like face and the helmet is based off the Nazi helmets. It is clear their look is based off the Nazi right down to everything being black, white and red.

>Throws his lightsaber away in ROTJ
>Throws his lightsaber away in TLJ
I bet Rian Johnson patted himself on the back. It's already been done and ROTJ's tossing of the lightsaber was a more powerful moment than his hissy fit on that island

>Leila as main chars would've be awesome.
Bro I don't know if you're living under a rock, but that won't be happening anymore

I woner how yourfriendthetaxman feels

>Sup Forums claims to hate TFA and RO
>tons of replies for Last Jedi threads
You guys really do love this shit.

Living alive the only character from the original trio whose actress is actually dead.

youtube.com/watch?v=TfLcC1o85bo

Sure it can. Leia can be an uncanny valley CGI puppet.

/ T H R E A D

probably true desu

If those spoilers are true I'm done with SW.

You know, the original characters should have been left to the original trilogy.Everyone knows Ford didn't really want to do the movie and agreed only after he was sure he was killed. Carrie will probably fucked over as a CGI creation in the future and Hamill's stint as a Jedi was a disappointment waiting to happen.

I'm going to stick a lightsaber up my ass

Is there porn of her yet?