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Smug Ferengi Edition

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Are those RealTree boots?

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Good old Sandy

Kobali are repulsive abominations that should be exterminated without any remorse.

Cardies drink hot fish juice in the morning like we drink coffee. Would you let her kiss you with fish juice breath

XDDDD

as long as it's like delicious worcestershire and not the brothy asian kind of fish juice sure

Agreed, parasites that claim the bodies of the dead for themselves.

What did Spiner mean by this?

>Umami kisses

Count me in.

impeach!

Sexist pig.

He's a big guy

>*dabs on u*

This is Will. He just ate one of those buckets of ice cream that you get for birthday parties and he's feeling self-conscious. Say something nice about him.

a whole bucket of ice cream? jesus christ will, get control of yourself. you're a fucking starfleet officer. how could a man who disrespects his own body this much possibly be given responsibility of a starship & crew. you disgust me, will. dismissed.

>it's Nog has a PTSD episode

U U U U

>It's a Nog becomes MGTOW and makes some roasties toasty episode
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why is kira such a qt

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>A captain of a tugboat is still a captain

So is Star Wars gonna be like Beyond where they kill off an iconic character just for a couple of sympathy bucks?

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Is this a sneak peek at the new Tarantino flick?

He's starting to look more jewish as he gets older

Star Trek: Return of the Qt

I bet she aged like milk

What am I in for?

I WANT TO ____ HER WARP DRIVE

Goofy black dude with a weird voice overacting and occasionally compelling guest stars.

geordi plz go

> OBJECTION!

Watching with a quasi-critical eye,I simply cannot take the concept of the Holodeck seriously anymore. At first I started making my Holodeck posts as a joke ("Why don't they call it X instead of a Holodeck? The name is misleading") but I'm starting to get annoyed whenever anyone uses the Holodeck. I just can't stop thinking about all the plot holes, the unbelievable decisions that people make, the fact that it's possible for the technology to work flawlessly while not responding to controls because of some major spatial anomaly, there's so much about the Holodeck that doesn't make even a little bit of sense. And then there's the fucking Doctor. They put a bunch of EMHs in a cave system to mine dilithium or something, but they can't set up holoprojectors around Voyager? Actually, we know that they CAN and DO do this--in that episode with the Hirogen, we see it done, it's the entire plot--and no amount of handwaving can make me believe that there is some reason that makes sense diegetically NOT to have done this before. And the mobile emitter almost never malfunctions; when it does, they can fix it, no problem. It's even more unbelievable than Geordi's ability to operate on Data's positronic brain without actually being a cybernetics genius like Singh was. Why the fuck can't they make more Datas? Why the fuck can't Data experience emotions but Moriarty can? If a Holodeck replicates matter on demand, why can't the replicate and android? Why does that replicated matter lose cohesion when it leaves the Holodeck if it's replicated, rather than projected? Who decided that the Holodeck was a good idea?

Was it incest?

lots of episodes with the best star trek race

Mediocre season 1, until you reach the last 2 episodes of it (which are pure gold).

>HQ
Yeah... sure...

What's with there not being any 1080p DS9?

I found 1080p TNG, but not DS9

DS9 it seems was filmed with a chinese camcorder with vaseline rubbed on the lens

I want to go warp 9 on her warp drive, if you reading my fluctuations

Someone post that image of Picard sitting on some Teamster's face while he plays his flute.

Can you pelvis last the night?

Redoing all the CGI would be prohibitively expensive. The TNG BluRays sold poorly, so the studio can't justify the expense of making a DS9 BluRay.

First season is kinda goofy as they find their way, but goddamn if the opening two-parter isn't the best one in the entire franchise. It's also the best ST series to endure the test of time because it went with semi-serialized approached as opposed to episodic so there are long spanning story arcs and continuity nods everywhere.

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

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>Flute is coated in some super-deadly virus
>Entire story was a ruse to infect high-ranking Starfleet officers

>DS9 it seems was filmed with a chinese camcorder with vaseline rubbed on the lens
All Trek series (except maybe Enterprise, I have no idea) were shot on film. You're seeing the effects of transferring the film print to commercial grade video tape to incorporate the effects, which were only mastered on tape. Personally, I'd be fine with them just making the non-effects shot in 1080 with any effects upscaled as best as they can, because DS9 and Voyager would be great to watch in HD.

ATENTION BAJORAN RIKERS

FOR NOT TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR BENIS I CONVICT YOU TO 3 DAYS IN THE BOX

GET IN THE BOX

THAT IS ALL

Grilka was absolute wife material. Doubly so because she could actually appreciate and understand the importance of things other than MUH HONOR and killing shit.

>ywn get paid to have patrick stewart sit on your face

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>punished Sisko

Caretaker > Broken Bow > Encounter at Farpoint > The Emissary

Sisko with hair: wacky fun on a backwater space station
Sisko without hair: OUTTA MY WAY MAQUIS FUCKING SHIT

No, he was one an eternal virgin and built his own clone so neither of them would die a virgin

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Jesus she's pretty

She's still viable

>Voyager
Watching panda dung in high definition is still watching panda dung.

*slaps your girlfriend's ass*

Bas-ed.

>Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>no leather clad dominatrix mirror Janeway to ethnically cleanse Hirogen Fucking Shits

She should eliminate the Kazon and Talaxians first

>having the energy to hate on Voyager 22 years later on a nice Sunday afternoon

>*HARUMPH*

woah

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>It's a "regular white guy gets bloated and becomes a middling tv director" episode

Now kiss

why does he look like Frakes now? was Paris Thomas Riker all along?

I still want to do a supercut of odo's various grunts and noises

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Uncanny

>say you're leaving the show
>producers bump your salary
>shrug and stay

Fucking Beltram, man.

She's his sister. He stole the emotion chip designed for her so he can experience taste. Unfortunately, it wasn't finished, so all he can enjoy is fast food.

Wacky fun doesn't really last with DS9, though. Whole Bajoran situation is always in the background. I like how show really built up to Dominion and all that shit.

My brother from a distant mother.

I've watched far too much femdom porn

NEED to be dominated by a klingon

>mfw when clothed females

As long as she doesn't smell like corpse I would, I would so hard.

Jews and Jewesses always do. It's Kabbalist magic. The spell wears off around 35 in men and 30 in women.

I hate the Ferengi so god damn much. That episode with Quark's mom was interesting though. She's the only one I really like so far.

i'll just dive right in

Sauce on woman? I require more for inspection.

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>Being a necrophiliac

Revolting

ew, just ew

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kek

Shut up Wesley

What episode was this from?

I hate him so much.

>convert all organic matter that made up a corpse into an entirely new, living being
>necrophilia

That's not how it works.

Ears and nose continue to grow as you age

I think it's sacrilege that the Andorians haven't been featured in JJ Trek. I thought it would have been natural for the Andorians to make a territory grab after the destruction of Vulcan crippled their old rivals. I really wanted to see how JJ would handle the fallout from that catastrophe. Then lo and behold, Into Darkness comes out and it's might as well have never happened.

JJ absolutely sucks at world building because he never thinks about consequences and ramifications. He shows us catastrophic events for the sake of spectacle and then just moves on.