I was on a bus one day and overheard a guy who was discussing some other guy's appearance with a girl. Initially I hoped that he's her brother, but it was getting clear he's just the king of friendzone. I'm still not sure who he was to her.
So, she describes what she likes about that other guy, and our guy is just saying "pfff" and "hmmm" and "I don't know what's so good about him". They start discussing male actors, and he mentions Tom Hanks, among the others, and finds out she doesn't know who he is. He's all cocky and puffed up about his KINO knowledge,
so I turned to them and said "name 3 films with Tom Hanks"
...He immediately names "Forrest Gump" and fails to remember anything else. Coincidentally, bus stops, and 5 of their girl friends join these two. He asks every girl if she saw "Forrest Gump", they all say no, and ask him to describe the movie. He stumbles, "pfff"s and "hmmm"s a lot, says something like "It's about an autistic guy who..." And one of the girls be like "haha like you? hahaa" and they all burst in laughter and the guy tries to explain the movie but the just laugh and laugh.
>name 3 movies Forrest Gump, the one where some guy is commiting some kind of fraud of whatever and he's a cop, and the one where he's stranded on an island but ultimately returns to civilization, only to find out that he got cucked, I think it's called "the island cuck" or something.
Carson Foster
>not ‘cucked away’ Shame
Jaxson Martinez
AN AUTISTIC LIKE YOU BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Samuel Davis
you mean "stranded and cucked"?
Bentley Foster
Dragnet, Stand Up and Bachelor Party. AND I SAW THEM ALL IN THE CINEMA.
My Kinowlege is untouchable.
Lincoln Morris
this is not a good thread
Samuel Long
Tom Hanks movies are old as fuck. If you can name 3 movies with him you're definitely on the spectrum.
Evan Wood
Alright then. Name one more movie.
Ryan Wright
Fuck you, buddy! We've been friends for 8 months but I think she's starting to realize what a great guy I am.
Jordan Wood
Forrest Gump Terminal Groundhog day The Davinci code Cast Away
Landon Wilson
>Groundhog day
Evan Wilson
>Groundhog day
Lucas Hall
>so I turned to them and said "name 3 films with Tom Hanks"
This is the breaking point of this pasta. This is the moment where story stops being about something that happend, and continues what original poster imagined happening next.
Sad and amusing at the same time, twas.
Adam Cook
So. The guy was you, wasn't he user?
Jace Johnson
>ground >hog >day
Kayden Thompson
What's the name of that Tom Hanks movie where he plays a Cast Away?
Blake Collins
Big, Castaway, Sully
Isaac Bell
based
Josiah Thomas
Bridge of Spies. Terribly underrated film
Evan Nelson
could this movie be made in the current year Sup Forums?
Jeremiah Lee
Cloud Atlas Toy Story Angles and Demons
Brayden Thompson
>He immediately names "Forrest Gump" Funny, that didn't even occur to me. The first 3 I thought of we're Big, Cast Away, and Turner and Hooch