What was his fucking problem?

What was his fucking problem?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Eef6qII9Uew
youtube.com/watch?v=wOtfI_G3dXw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Same problem everyone in Popeye's universe had. Oversized hands and beady eyes.

He's a sailor on land. He wanted to get laid.

Extreme thirst.

He doesn't handle rejection very well.
Other times he just a straight up villain.

i found the solution

he must have had a thing for anorexic women with freakishly large hands and feet

Anyone have the comic where Bluto BTFOs Olive Oyl?

He was the thirstiest sailor on the seven seas.

>he must have had a thing for anorexic women with freakishly large hands and feet
In that case, we have something in common

What was Olives problem? Half the time she willing dumped Popeye for him when he was more successful at something.

>What was his fucking problem
Fuck outta here with that shit. Popeye was the problem.

Popeye yo bitch ass aint gon do nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=Eef6qII9Uew

Olive was no catch but Popeye was legit radiation baby level ugly. To lose someone like Olive to someone like Popeye was too much to bear for Bluto.

it's like if you had only one cereal bar or other snack left in the wild, and a rat tried to get it.

The rodent would have to die, nothing personal, but it can't do that to you without a fight.

Same principle with Bluto

He sucked at moving
youtube.com/watch?v=wOtfI_G3dXw

>that lip synching

...

Her defining characteristic is fickle.

wwydth?

He didn't sail all that much. More often than not he's just a big sexually aggressive palooka.

>nice_guys.webm

DATS
MY
GOIL

Pretty much everything but motorboating, paizuri, and hot dogging.

His problem is that he has a doppelganger and he can't stand it.

RIP

Popeye, go finish your spinach.

Even Winne the Pooh isn't that savage.

bluto and brutus are twin brothers