How come he isn't Shazam? Is DC afraid they might accidentally make a good movie?

How come he isn't Shazam? Is DC afraid they might accidentally make a good movie?

what expression are his lips trying to convey?

How would any of us know? We don’t work for DC

Billy Baston is supposed to be pure, wide-eyed, and idealistic. He's a hero because he wants to be a hero. Wolfhard has already been typecast as "the shithead" because all of the major characters he's played so far have been annoying brats. It's been said that Wolfhard himself is kind of a cunt in real life as well.

He fired his agent for raping him.

Shazam isn't supposed to be a sex god

Neither Mike nor Richie is a shithead, Richie is just very talkative

what the fuck is a shazam? wasnt that a genie movie with big shaq? why would you make a skinny little white kid a genie?

Probably because he's already too famous and is busy with Stranger Things

Because they got the kid whonplayed Eddie in IT, who blew Memehard out of the fucking water. That kid was awesome.

CIA Origins when?

You're thinking of Kazaam

(((he)))

>was growing up part of your plan?

He isn't playing the main kid Billy Batson though, probably just a friend of him

Finn is awesome though, the script just Eddie shone more, most of the stuff he said was added by him on set

i had to google shazam then. so hes a superman whose a little boy, but in the grown body of a man? so, is it ok for him to have a 10 year old gf since hes technically a boy still? id watch that movie

He only transforms into an adult when he shouts "Shazam!"

i thought this was a girl

>because all of the major characters he's played so far have been annoying brats.
Have you not watched season 2 of Stranger Things?

yes I have?

> It's been said that Wolfhard himself is kind of a cunt in real life as well.
This is the most wrong thing i've ever heard. Everyone who met him said he's a cool kid

no you haven't?

Yes they have?

dick slurping expression

>so hes a superman whose a little boy, but in the grown body of man?

He's going to play Damian Wayne

FUCK NO

What about Jon Kent?

It could work, Amy Adams is kinda old so she'd probably pop out a kid that looked like Finn.

Still looks like a girl

based froggo

Literally Snow white

I like the way you think

Sick of seeing this ugly rat face Jew kid you fucking pedos keep pushing.

he looks like Toni Basil, gross

You can feel free to go back any time, sweetie.

BANE?

he's so cute

No fuck this kid and fuck you

What if he Shazams while he's balls deep in his underage gf? Is it rape?

you wish

Probably

Jesus I'm so sick of seeing these little ugly Jews from that Netflix show all over my board REEEEEEEEE!

go back to reddlt

Learn to spell you illiterate nigger fuck

Idk but I want to kiss them

Based froggo

>Wide-eyed.

He's a Hapa.

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FACK THREAD?

Finn should play Billy, Finn should play so much more in movies. I ducking love this kid, actually I love all of the IT kids except for the black one and the fat one. Love all of the ST kids except for that new chick.

Same
He’s adorable

You should be supportive of Finn's boyfriend, OP. Jack is quite talented desu.

Yes

I want to do lewd things with finn like holding his hand while looking into his eyes

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You're not taking Finn from Jack, you degenerate.

He was the best boy in IT

Yes!

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I hope Finn visits Jack on set like he did when he was working on that show

Anybody got the pics of that?

>both staring intensely at the other's lips

Is this normal behavior for straight guys?

Is this lil nigga gay?

But Mike was an annoying brat in season 2

>straight

Not black enough

>Jack will never be able to come out of the closet and fulfill his dreams of marrying Finn

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Who are the cuter couple? Tom/Haz or Fack?

Tom/Harrison is more canon

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Fack would be the most adorable ship in the universe if they became official.

>baby monkey

what did he mean by this?

The world's not ready for more Finn and Jack kino. I hope they do work together again, they were the best parts of IT.

Judging from interviews, Finn seems kind of cold and unapproachable.

>The world's not ready for more Finn and Jack kino

The world always needs more Fack kino.

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>stick a dick in me

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He has nice cheekbones and lips but his appearance is held back by those dead, soulless kike eyes and gross hair.

And his nose

>Twin Peaks
Is he a kino connoisseur?

It's been a while since I was 14 but from what I remember there was always a lot of underlying homophobia among guy friends. Do anything remotely gay and you'd get teased for it, even by your closest friends. Maybe times have just changed a lot since then or maybe I just had really shitty friends, but I'm pretty sure these kids are at least bi-curious

but Finn is a top

>Finn is a top
>posts a webm of Jack fondling Finn from behind
What did he mean by this?

Jack's just being a little tease so Finn will punish him later.

>"You're a big guy!"
>*Bane looks down*
>*INHALES*

He's like five years too old to play Billy, and too young to play Captain Marvel (I still refuse to call him Shazam: New 52 bullshit can get fucked). Also, it's not like anyone has cared about Captain Marvel since the '50s, anyway.

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I have a few questions.
>Why do you have these?
>Are you a weird teenage girl or creepy old guy?
>What if those 2 saw your collection and said, "lol, ur weird bro." Would you feel bad and get rid of it all?

No judgement, this is just the only place I can ask someone who's into that shit.

Are you sure this is a him? Likes like a her, or a xer at best.

>those webms
Jack is so shameless holy kek

>they're cute together
>teenage fujo
>they'd probably find it funny but who cares about what's posted on an anonymous Estonian chess enthusiast forum

Thank you for answering but what is a fujo?

A gook term for yaoi/slash fangirls. It literally means "rotten girl".

Billy's been anywhere from 10-15 in the comics. And X-23 was originally a teenager, but they got a little girl to play her.

>Shazam is Captain Marvel

Oh, that explains a lot. I thought it was weird that this "Shazam" dude looked exactly like Captain Marvel.

I like how the rest of the IT kids always look uncomfortable when they notice Finn and Jack being gay.

They dropped the Captain Marvel name for the reboot and are just calling him "Shazam" now.