>can't get a reservation at Dorsia to save his life >Paul Allen can with ease
>has a mediocre business card >Paul Allen's is literally perfect
>puts hours of work into his skin, body, hair and spends thousands on products just to look good >Paul Allen eats and does whatever and looks just as good if not better
>has a nice apartment in a nice area with a nice view >Paul Allen has an even nicer apartment in and even nicer area with an even nicer view (even a stupid prostitute can see this)
>uses a tanning salon >Paul Allen has a tanning bed at home
Hudson Reyes
R A R E
Juan Sanchez
>lol, like, what if, like, the entire story was just a dream and didnt really hapen >woooooah, mind blown
Man, how do you guys keep coming up with such amazing fan theories.
Carson Torres
White guys are really like that though
like, if a white guy's neighbor gets a nice car or a nice boat, it will tear his soul apart with jealousy. Because they try so hard to live like kings, and then some other guy always shows them up by going bigger
pretty hilarious movie to be honest
Jeremiah Miller
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Samuel Cooper
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Camden Gonzalez
When did Bateman grow a beard? Makes him look way less professional tbqh. He'll end up getting fired from Pierce&Pierce
Carson Jackson
stop projecting, nigger our people aren't the ones renting WHEELS to look affluent
Josiah Hernandez
Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Blake Flores
Patrick doesn't have bits of axe in his face
Dominic Torres
The book makes it even more plain, he hallucinates about giant grasshoppers and other bizarre shit
Brody Gray
dub
Easton Jones
Patrick's father basically owns the firm that Paul Allen works at (as VP M&A, just like Patrick), so there's that
The book (but not the film) specifically says that Patricks colleagues admire him due to the 'heft' of his cock (bigger than any of theirs), but its unclea if this includes Paul
Obviously Paul has the Fischer Account
Austin Green
>move a jew
Zachary Rodriguez
>dude it all happened despite clearly being way too bizarre lmao
Parker Baker
>the virgin Bateman vs the chad Allen
Ryan Morales
WAS GETTING DUBS PART OF YOUR PLAN?
Brandon Adams
the way they laugh looks similar kek
Carter Murphy
autism
Jacob Campbell
his apartment overlooks central park and has much more tasteful and comfortable decor while Bateman's is sterile and very uncomfortable, with lots of random rubbish around he probably put up just for show. Patricks apartment looks like something out of a sears catalog designed to sell cheap coffee tables
