The screener leaked bros, finally

The screener leaked bros, finally.

already two threads... read catalog before making threads...

Why would anyone want to watch a Woody Allen ripoff?

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Nice work.

what is this movie even about?

Kek

Why is this ugly, masculine girl naked in every movie she's in?

Quit posting the shoop, user. Post the real version.

Chloe can get it.

i actually want to see this movie. woody allen can suck it

Why is she in a bikini in every fucking picture I see of this movie? Isn’t CK supposed to be her dad in it?

Can this board please stop bullying Chloe. She's a decent human being and she doesn't need this kind of harassment in her life.

Thanks.

>implying you wouldnt

hes channeling woody allen

go back to Twitter, Chloe.

>keeps her hands on her hips to create the illusion of having a figure

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i dont know if you're meming, but i really dont get it. 2 years ago, there were chlo fap threads every day here and bee. she's a fine actress. maybe she didnt blossom into a slutty supermodel, or maybe it was the clinton connection, probably both

I don't care what you guys say, I would stick my dick so far up her cooch I'd poke her stomach with it

She's nasty

most here would, but we wouldn't want too

Yeah regardless of what people say, I like Chloe. Not a bad actress, though she has been in some shit movies, and body wise she's not stick thin but she's hardly fat.

About halfway through ILYD, actually enjoying it and not just for the Chloe fap fodder.

Strong arms.

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Of course i would but i'm a paraplegic with a tube running from his gut into a shit bag filled with shame

tbqh Chloe is a great casting decision. It allows the viewer to focus on the plot of the movie.

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I'd feel like I'd be having sex with a man who happens to have a vagina, so no, I probably wouldn't

Women are extremely cunning

She's a sturdy gal.

I would unironically fuck her in the ass

dat broad back though

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The butt's okay. The problem is the giant mannish figure attached to it.

Is that Louis CK?

Woody Allen is a true auteur. If CK was able to channel even 1/10th of Allen then this film is a masterpiece.

Why is it black and white?

Yes, that's why the film got pulled.

this is never not funny

because louis thought that would make it art

>t. wes anderson

You think? Naah

louee sskuh bitches at paul o about his cinematography and THIS is what he produces as his masterpiece? literally lmaoing at his life.

HES LOOKING AWAY FROM THE CAMERA HALF THE TIME. he thinks he's a cinema auteur and can't get these simple things right.

IMAGINE being Louis CK in this scene

topkek

*start masturbating in front of her*

So how is it? Did Chloë get robbed of an Oscar?

real shit thats bodybuilder-tier trickery, surprised she didn't walk down doing a lat spread.

Her body looks a little too young still. Do not want.

This image every fucking time

Chloe walks up to you and does this.
What do you do?

>too young
Nu Sup Forums is a trip

I doubt anyone other than Bruce Lee could ever be capable of Flying Squirrel Mode.

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>perverted sex pest makes his own movie starring himself where he checks out his own daughter in a bikini after kissing her and his underage daughter is in a pedophillic relationship with a 70 year old man
The next woody allen. Bravo!

>No bully pls

her tiny fucking head and hyper-masculine body are so fucked

how must it feel to peak when you're a pre-pubescent?

how do I get a body like this?

you have to let the dragon enter you

I honestly think she was a contender. Too bad Louis CucK had to be a sexual predator and ruin it.

It's weird because she was cast in this to offset the online backlash against her newly mutant appearance, by sympathetic Jews, but then it's release is fucked. She's cursed. I guess next years mega budget Suspiria remake is her last chance. I could see her suiciding before then to increase the boxoffice

Intense calisthenics and training hours every day.

He's not even super buff, he was just very, very active.

this looks like a fucking high school film project

Bravo

ITS A PROMOTIONAL VIDEO FOR SUBZERO

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lmao. perfect

Edit in an anvil and its perfect.

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Huh?

Is this the daily chloe thread? Wait for me boys

shes dating a beckham tho

it's funny how hard russia tries to make putin look cool and charismatic when he will never be any of those things

She is very wide.
That bikini bottom is too small on her. Makes me think of her wearing tiny panties. Her ass looks nice. But remind yourself how it will look with her broad flat back. Pretty bad.
Regardless I would have intercourse with the appliance

My ex was built like this and her pussy was absolute dynamite.

I'd hit it in a New York second.

what is "super buff" besides doing steroids and pretending you're not a faggot?

Go on you cunt

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She's actually pretty good in it.
>I usually.... er... ALWAYS play the mother.
That part really made me feel desu.

Louis CK's estranged daughter tries to sleep with a Roman Polanski type pedo.

It's inspired /(read rip off) of Manhattan.

>5'7
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA

10/10

like you wouldn't shit your pants if the man was in a room with you

Maybe she shouldnt have become an actress then

Pinch her nipples.

She should "leak" a few nudes and do a sex tape to better her chances.

extremely intense constant training to failure that will either make you enter the dragon mode or kill you.

is it possible to achieve with cali?

Got me

Absolutely not, he lifts 6 days a week when he's doing a movie.

His routine is online, google Wolverine Workout or something

gross

protip: the movie is genius because you really wouldn't.

you need to watch this movie. this scene perfectly makes sense if u actually watch it.

why is she built like that

you're right...but also wrong. the movie doesn't play dumb.

i've revealed too much, but seriously this plot twist is sickening. watch it.

"pretty good" is a disservice. the meta and her acting in this scene was unironically 10/10. easily on par with John Malk who also killed it.

Bulking cycle, she is probably GOMAD