Do android Jiros dream of electric sushi?

Do android Jiros dream of electric sushi?

Someone post an 800mb image of sushi

could he make a nice curry, tho?

anons dream of 300 replies

you tellin me, this mothafucka go to sleep...and he DREAM of sushi????

I dont understand those threads. It's obvious that Jiro sushi is just overpriced stuff.

Not to weebs

> You think if I could afford a real fish, I'd be working here?

no one saying it's not over priced

but if you like sushi, you would if you could nigga

Not sure why I laughed at this post.

Jiro dreams of three white guys stacked on top of eachother with their asses exposed while a fourth drinks the beer poured off of them.

>implying weebs can even afford Jiro's fermented cum
Only gaijins with money who want a picture with him to post on their social media care

That will be $2000, smooth skin

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HERRO PREASE

post the webm user, i need my memory refreshed

Is it possible to have my sushi well-done?

>go to Jiro's sushi hut
>hear he's fucking stingy with drinks and condiments so I sneak in a couple packets of tomato sauce in advance
>he gives me some gross eel, it looks like it isn't even cooked properly
>have to cover it with two packets to get this down
>look up
>Jiro is red in the face, yelling chick shit and I get removed from the store

Cheap asshole

>Paying $300 for 1 piece of raw fish some oily Jap has plucked out of the ocean and placed on rice
Do chinks actually do this?

This has crowdfunding potential.

I thought the sequel "jiro nightmares of assrape" was in poor taste

Jiro dreams of pussy

>Android Jiro

No that's just your fantasy, user.

>piece of raw fish on some rice
>"that's 300 dorrar prease"

Doing things like that gets your whiteness revoked.

>It would be 500 dorar dumb gaijin

Jiro is a fucking pervert.

>enter Jiro's restaurant
>get kicked out because I didn't respect Jiro's breathing pattern
Tough restaurant. They threw a couple sushis on the pavement and charged me $800.

Ramen > Sushi

Why is everything japanese so overrated and overpriced?

Because retards will buy it anyway. Just look at all the weeaboos buying expensive action figures of anime crap. It's basically cheap toys made in a chink factory and yet they spend a shitload on these so they can proudly display them to nobody because nobody ever visits this kind of garbage people.

>you tellin me, this mothafucka go to sleep...and he DREAM of sushi????

Whatever dude, shits boring, who cares.

>Just look at all the weeaboos buying expensive action figures of anime crap.

Meanwhile

Food is cheap as fuck in Japan

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

>Suck hunderds of dicks to finally be able to afford ((the best sushi in the world))
>Have to wait months just to get a reservation
>Finally the day comes
>Find the place, but instead of a beautiful nihongo sushi palace, it turns out to be a hole in the wall situated in subway.
>There is only uncomfortable bar stools
>Mandatory reading of 1000 rules before the dinner starts
>Old man Jiro is looking at you with contempt.
>You must not utter a word while eating
>Get first sushi piece.
>It's eel
>You are allergic to eels
>You must eat it or else you get kicked out
>You are chewing it for more than 30 seconds, Jiro is looking at you in anger
>Ask for something to drink
>Jiro gives you a stare full of disgust
>You are already lagging behind everyone else, must eat in unision
>Next sushi piece smells like old man balls
>Chew it, hope for something better
>The dinner is over.
>Your card has already been charged $300 before you even entered the restaurant
>Get the fuck out, gaijin pig

Do Jacks dream of electric salmonella?

>bottom right literally a scrambled egg
what the fuck.....

He talks about that in the movie actually.

Something about having to learn and work under him for 5 years before being allowed to scramble the eggs.

Jiro is what happens when you leave autism unchecked. And jewery.

What movie is this from if i may ask

GREAT writing exercise, GOOD job!