I’ve gone from virgin to fucking two girls tonight because I brought this kino over

I’ve gone from virgin to fucking two girls tonight because I brought this kino over.

Just because she weighs 240 doesn't mean you can count her as two girls, OP.

This flick had this low-budget feel to it when it came to the medieval setting
It somehow felt worse than some 70s movies with cheap models

Based Ledger sending you gibs from beyond the grave

how about a quick rundown on what happened

This movie is so underrated. Everyone gets all pissy because it's not historically accurate, even though it never pretended to be.

It fucking opens with a Queen song ffs. How is it not just a fun movie?

>even though it never pretended to be.
>It fucking opens with a Queen song ffs.
How are those things related?

Ulrich.. Ulrich..? Ulrich!?

People love shitting on films for not being historically accurate. It's really hard to get right but really easy to point out, so every faggot now does it.

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fpbp desu

Agreed. It was one of the first movies my wife and I watched together. The first time we made out was after this movie. Didn’t actually have sex until like a month into the relationship.

So two girls got to see you prematurely ejaculate? Impressive.

>user changed his stars

absolutely BRUTAL

kek

So user was it 2 at the same time? Were they hot? Inquiring minds want to know.

I've fucked a dozen women but never 2 at the same time, feelsbadman.

It should though.

Damn

I fucked one and then her roommate. She was drinking and passed out afterwards. I got my things to leave and I talk to her roommate about Knight’s Tale. She is a cinema studies master student and she had an eye for kino. So we fucked and now I’m shitposting on Sup Forums. Based ledger

Damn son

What kind of timespan was this? Going from virgin to slaying 2 bitches in one night is... impressive.

It's a good flick. I unironically enjoyed this BEFORE the ledger joker craze.

First post best post.

Masturbating with both hands doesn't count as "two girls"

be honest user:

weight, facial attractiveness, how long you lasted, did she moan, was the second girl more or less attractive and most importantly did you use a condom you retard?

They're playing the song in-universe.

Well OP, you tried...

>it's a "shitpost and run" OP

I died. Based user.

wasn't it pretty obvious that all the anachronisms were done on purpose?

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