MOHAMMED DEVITO

Is this why It’s Always Sunny is ending?

He shilled for Bernie Sanders. He’s an utter moron.

we're all gonna make it bros

Dude you can play as Muhammad in PUBG?

...buy only if you embrace Allah. The kafir must die.

I thought Muslims hated dogs?

>But remember to cut off unbelievers heads too. That's a great Jihad too.

They do.

The Quaran is full of random stupid shit that contradicts each other.

Hence why they have printings that are in chronological order, so you know which rules are the real ones (later entries overrule earlier contradictory entries).

But yes, in general, Musims are cat people.

Which is the one good thing about them.

>ending
2 seasons left

>cats
>good

>I only want to do good things because I will get rewarded
christ I hate religious fags

>loyal
more like a conditioned slave

we just know that cat anus is too small to fuck

Is that what they're doing when they blow themselves up?

They haven't exactly been hiding it.

>conditioned slave
you or the dog?

Yeah, that's not charity, that's making a deal.

Dogs are fucking dumb, that's why they think we're gods.

>toxofag

Dogs are literally smarter than cats though.

Quranic abrogation, the whole book was clearly written to excuse mohammed for whatever he was doing at the time. it contradicts itself endlessly.

I would recommend every person read the quran both for sheer humour's sake but also as a defence against islam. The book is sheer crap.

Why is christianity looked down upon by celebrities but islam is embraced?

>be human
>expect gratitude from a cat
you are the asshole in this situation, user

They are the winning horse by demographic power

Dogs are hostages, cats are guests, they can leave when they want. They choose to stay.

Well here we go the second cat vs dog thread in as many days.

>Sup Forums - Television & film

They're not actually, when you consider it's Africans that are going to be the massive population explosion of this century, specifically subsaharan Africa where many are either Christian or Animist.

DOOGS AR BETTA THEN KATZ!

>r/jihad

Fuck off.
this picture and post doesn't even make sense.

Muslims have the right to not open their borders

>being so pathetic a fucking cat can manipulate you

No one wants to move to muslims countries even if the borders are open.

>muslims
>rights

kek

not a chance. they can't get enough resources to make it happen like china and india

I RALY LICK UR EYE MAGE

Amen user.

A muslim "friend" of my family's runs away from our dog. Apparently it's some stupid shit about being pure when you're praying, he could interact with dogs but he'd basically want to take a shower every time contact is made just to make sure he's not offending Allah

You dont get it, Im saying media thinks its ok for a nation to have closed borders unless is white, blacks wont invade muslim nations

Actors are braindead faggots that got where they are by being pretty of the funny men

When will you celeb worshipping retards get this?

>not wanting an intelligent animal companion with its own unique personality
>just wanting a dumb slobbering mutt thats whole world revolves around treats

Oh hey, a thread where I can shit on muslims with facts.

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>doing everything for a reward
are they greedier than jews?

>cats are more intelligent and complex than dogs

At least he didn't shill Trump.

On Lovecraft's hostility to dogs and appreciation of cats

>"In essence, Lovecraft's argument is that the cat is the pet of the artists and thinker, while the dog is the pet of the stolid bourgeoisie. "The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind." This leads inevitably to a class distinction that is neatly summed up in the compact utterance: "The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.""

CTHULHU AKBAR!

>intelligent
ha ha for you maybe dumb dumb

>the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind
aka toxoplasmosis