Is Artie going to make it to the show today?

Is Artie going to make it to the show today?

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Yes

>Artie is late again
>Anthony is talking about the explosion in Port Authority
>Conversation us flowing, funny, informative
>Artie shows up looking like shit and hijacks the show by telling the same fucking story for the 5th time this month

Coke or did John beat his ass?

>Hey I got a quick message for u Ang. U ain’t the man. U run for the man. I fear nothing.

The fuck is he on about? I don't speak guinea

Can someone update my on Artie? Last I heard he was clean, but, that was like three years ago... and not likely to last.

He was never clean for more than 6 months since 1997.

>Hey Gar *cough*

Who brings their passport to an interview? Maybe for security if you don't have a drivers license?

>Snorted coke and heroin since 1990
>Drank, ate and smoked excessively throughout his entire life
>Tried to kill yourself three different times
>Engaged to a 10/10 but she leaves you because you're a fuck up
>Fell off the wagon and now dealing with raids from the ATF and bookies who you owe money to

Arite is welcoming death at this point

Who is Ang?

yeah does anyone know?

THIS

10/10? Nigga I know you ain't talking about Dana, right?

The Dutch girl

but seriously hes going to die within a year,

One of artie's book he talks about playing scrabble in a mental institution. As someone who has actually played scrabble in a mental institution, I can say he portrayed it accurately.

ang lee

Going to need a picture.

I like him somewhat, but yeah... he can't get it together enough to be funny, so at least he can be a warning to the next fat coke fan.

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You have been saying this for 10 years now
No
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I'm sick. Sick as a dawg.

Is this a recent pic? What happened? I haven't been following TACS drama recently

Watch Raging Bull

TACS?

Why shirtless in the jim and Sam show?

Post great O&A
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>Hey whore, can I rub one out on your back? Five dollars?! That's pretty expensive!
Also is Anthony white?

Oh right the AA show

Yeah it's recent like 2 nights ago. He posted it with a quote from Raging Bull. Someone on twitter got worried and called the cops, to which they found nothing wrong. Most likely he got punched in the nose, but I think we'll find out today during the show. Anthony says steps are being taken to get through to Artie.

AA Show?

Big tits Wednesday

He sure as fuck thinks so.

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IT'S NOT YUUMAN!

Nevermind I just figured it out.

Is that gay jew bill Shultz' show any good? I've got the compound rss because Keith is incompetant. AA is good, your welcome, and burning bridges are what I like.

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I can't get enough of that miserable fuck Kevin Brennan

He's great. I like how when it was still TACS he had lenny on one day, and the next day Kevin's show premiered
Ant is a great troll

>hey, gar. it's artie...

> Sup Forums - Friend Simulators

>ywn fuck her in her walker

>>>/rlm/

You'll find out he is cooling off for the week then entering an outpatient program

kek, because those work so well.

they get you detoxed without fear of stroking out. God bless valium.

...just don't get hooked on that. valium was the hardest drug I ever quit.

Is Michael Malice /ourguy/?

hey... you sound like you been around. Not being high when you have been on drugs or drink for a long time seems to hurt. Your coordination is shot and you have crazy thoughts about how to get high, or that death would be better than the feeling of not being high. That goes away, no lie, in about three days.

Sounds sorta pussy, no?

what does ant mean by this

I have. Depends on the drug. Cocaine is pretty easy to quit physically, you just get very tired and depressed. It gets out of your system pretty quick though, took me about two weeks to feel alright. Quitting heroin is worse, you get an awful extreme flu like symptoms, the shits, vomiting, shakes, it's pretty rough but it passes fairly quick. Benzos are the worst because you have to taper them so you don't give yourself a seizure. Took me about 9 months to feel semi normal quitting those, including the time of the taper. That was my experience.

Pussy? I donno, a lot of people it isn't getting clean that stops them, it's their underlying mental illness that causes them to relapse.

Also a lot of heroin addicts don't actually get "clean" they go on sub drugs which I think are actually terrible since they just continue the addiction.

Good input.

My experience was mostly pills and up to a gallon of bottom shelf vodka a day. I found opium relatives easiest to stop. Booze was scary and uncomfortable and took a couple years of relapses to part with. Never liked speed. I only ever used valium to sleep through the sweaty shakes.

Still smoke and smoke pot. Hate running out, but do not panic.

The Lancet did a study on the overall impact of drugs and found that tobacco and alcohol are among the most addictive and hardest to shake. Opiates are high up there too.

Absolute bottom scale were hallucinogens like LSD and psilocybe, those are even less impactful than coffee. Weed is a lot less harmful than tobacco.

I guess the point is that zero consideration was used in picking which drugs we deem legal and supply to people easily. This also goes for the health services and big pharma holding hands and supplying an entire generation of kids with adderall and xanax.

Fucking insane. But remember, thinking you can decide which drug you should use is way beyond your ability, citizen. We must leave this up to "experts". Hail the state in its infinite wisdom.

artie has met luis j gomez for the first time like 3 times

AI to the rescue

I think if I had limitless access to opium and riods and could survive my learning curve, I could become... no, I'd be dead in a week.

What's the best way to watch without a sub? I've been out the loop since MotherGoose pissed the bed.

I just want to stop by a tell anyone who reads this that getting deep into alcohol is not a joke. It may take years, but once that mechanism snaps inside of you and the real addiction shows up, you've got it.
I'm just saying if you're a younger kid in your twenties and you're drinking everyday, never getting hangovers, everything's going fine, watch out.

Roids is actually another one of those idiot government decisions, it's slowly but surely starting to get prescribed legally to older men, and the impact on quality of life and life expectancy is enormously positive.

In elder care it's a rule of thumb that those who are physically mobile will live longer and better. Most health problems for men are associated with losing testosterone. Muscle tone obviously, but also general energy and mood.

The negatives associated with muscle bound gym dudes aren't there for the elderly either, since this is about kicking levels up to a healthy 20-something's level, not going beyond what the body operates on.

But yet again our state overlords interfere.

I agree with you on roids and test. The problem there is they work so well a person should not be left alone to administer them. You need a doc, because when you feel great, you are not the best judge on how much better you could stand to feel without going way too far.

I can't watch it. Bunch of cackling hens going on and on about uninteresting shit. You don't like In Hot Water?

He's making sure his business insurance is paid up before artie croaks

He wants him to die on air

Did he fall on his nose or what happened?

No one would insure Artie. It would make more sense to insure that he WILL die. He is already rotting. I saw him about a month ago, and he smelled like a sausage I forgot in my trunk for a week after failing to notice it fell out of a grocerie bag.

yeah... he fell nose first into a bag of heroin.

SOMEONE please use this for the faceapp.

yeah, shit. i can feel it starting already. thanks user gonna go rethink my life

>Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in

>AA Show?

Alcoholics Anonymous.

Makes you miss Gavin.

this

Probably. I doubt he has a drivers license.

new york cars are a pain in the ass, but I thought he lived in the suburbs? maybe he has a driver? did he make that much cash on stern?

Seriously, what is wrong with his nose now

yes. tens of millions

>tobacco and alcohol are among the most addictive and hardest to shake.

To quit tobacco just takes motivation, as it doesn't develop anything close to the physical dependency of alcohol or opiates. You just have to really want to quit, and you can do it cold turkey. I've done it twice.

Alcohol, on the other hand, will create a physical dependency if you drink enough of it often enough, and when you quit, you will feel physically sick, have small panic attacks that increase your heart rate, and if you're really dependent on that shit you'll get physical shakes, and can even die. Shit's no joke, and pretty damn scary. Don't drink every day, kids.

Always stayed away from opiates, but I hear that shit's even worse than alcohol.

You have to taper off booze, like drink a beer every 6-8 hours for a while then extend the hours until you can go a full day and night without it

You hear wrong. I've kicked both. Alcohol is the worst, but still really pussy and you feel better and stop shaking after three days. I drank all day, everyday for several years.

perhaps he puts thing up there that are bad for him

He probably has a brandy nose from rosacea and drinking.

Who knew coke turned you into Dean Ween?

I signed up for CRTV just for Gavin. The Louder with Crowder mug they send you is pretty sturdy.

STEAL MY FUCKING MONEY TED

Tapering would be the way to go if you have the discipline for it.
Took me about a week before all the symptoms went away, and I wasn't that bad off to begin with. That shit's no joke. I still drink, but I limit my intake and frequency so as to avoid developing a dependency.

what the fuck are those black spots. bed sores?

thats hilarious

Anyone know a current torrent for any of the shows on the network?

what?

not him but what was confusing? are you retarded?

I can't justify it. Paying more for half the amount of material. I also felt like even Gav was getting kinda stale towards the end of his compound media run.

a fair amount is on youtube

fresh stitches

What the fuck happened? Was this today?

yes

"quit twice"

they should get you on the show you're pretty funny

eh, he's fine. just needs to walk it off

>"quit twice"
Yes.

I used to smoke in high school but quit in college. After college I started using snuff in the army, and quit after I got out. So I quit tobacco twice, and haven't used any for at least 5 years now, as I have no motivation to use the shit anymore.