Google Star Wars

>google Star Wars
>see a survey asking if you're seeing the movie

What the fuck is this??? I've never seen Google ask me questions directly in the search results. Is Disney paying Google or some shit?

>Is Disney paying Google or some shit?
Yes.

Obviously

>Over 90% of people who google Star Wars are planning on seeing Star Wars

I could have told you that.

Evidently

Beyonce was very wrong

>voted anyway
Enjoy your drone strike

>90% of respondents want to see movie
> 75-80% are OT fans wanting Luke Skywalker action
> Luke dies.

#makelegendscanonagain

Whoa man, it's almost like megacorps currently rule the internet without restraint
If only there was something we could do...

>google star wars
>but you are not planning to see it
does it make sense?

God isn't real?

I've never seen any star wars movie, which one do I start with? I'm 29 btw.

Abolish net neutrality?

Watch the original Star Wars. Look up the "Despecialised version". And stop there. The franchise goes to shit with Empire Strikes Back. The ESB film itself doesn't suck, but it is the beginning of the end (it introduces all the shittiest, most soapy elements of Star Wars, and the bullshit mysticism.)

>google avengers
>google infinity war
>google avengers infinity war
>google avengers 3
>no poll
If they're paying them, clearly they're not paying enough

Watch 4-6 and pretend the rest never happened

Also play the jedi Knight vidya, actually better written the prequels and the newquals

>yes

Obsession with 'canon' is retarded. None of it's real, it's pathetic how people take on the language of catholic dogma to describe what parts of this fake universe are real or not.

If this was true then it would be constantly spammed all over Sup Forums and Reddit like with Han Solo's death .

>google star wars

They are so desperate with lack of hype that they are polling if youre going to see it hahahhahahhahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahaha*breaths*hahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahahahhaahhahahaha

It was only spammed because there was an actual webm of him dying.

you're going to look very stupid very soon, it's a sad thing, but it's true

2 cents pajeet enjoy the shitshow