Will this be the quip to quip them all?

Will this be the quip to quip them all?

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dude what the fuck did you just say to me faggot i have been here since 2006 i know every meme this place has ever known you are merely a spec in my superiority i have fucked over 2000 bitches i can do algebra and shit my iq over 200 what have you accomplished fgt? nothing absolutely nothing thats how much of a fag you are you have no sense of science and memes unlike my superior intellect and looks again you are nothing but a single spec in my superiority and thats pretty sad man you are just like completely stupid dude my intellect will blow yours away and create new life unlike any other that is way smarter and superior to your puny ass faggot i wil fucking tell you ruight now that you have no sense of intellegence in the same way as i do faggot so come at me give me your best shot you will still never be as intelligent as me i watch rick and morty and comprehend it fully unlike you simpleton my name is fucking jan and you are completely stupid and idiotic compared to the masterful intellegence that is my intellegence you stand for nothing meanwhile my superior seed will continue to live on in the world and make great and smart american children who will watch rick and morty too and will become intellegent people like me and i will be hailed as a great grandfather while you will be a dumb shitty faggot with no intellegence as good as mine so just fuck off and stop thinking your better faggot my intellegence will always be superior and amazing to yours so just stop man just stop and be a better person like me i will watch this movie in theaters and i will enjoy it and theres nothing you can do about it faggot

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>A steven spielberg film

Does anybody really care about this guy anymore?

but i just typed it out

wow you really are a simpleton faggot spielberg is the greatest director ever made and this film will blow your ass away in a way that you have never expierenced before he is almost intellegent as the rick and morty guys so just stop thinking your so smart for not liking hime faggot he is a genius a fucking genius and a real hero and hes great and stuff how would you make anything as good as de did faggot you are just a lowlife who cant enjoy masterpieces like rick and morty and other thing faggot so just stop spielbergs new film will blow you away ill see it in theaters and be amazed at his masterful directing and power and other stuff you age completely stupid and dumb and you will never reach my superior intellect faggot so just stop fag you have nothing to stand for and nowthing to do unlike me as i analise rick and morty every day of the week while doing algebra and solving mathematical equations what have you done huh faggot you have done nothing but gaze at my intellect and superiority faggot my hand is starting to get tired from typing like seriously my hands are tired now i really need to use a different typing methos than hunt and peck like fuck my arm hurts really bad right now fuck but you are still a faggot and my intellect is great and way superior to yours faggot and you just need to stop being such a fucking simpleton and be an intellegent human being like me faggot so just stop faggot and embrace the superior intellect that is me and spielberg faggot i will defeat you in all quizzez and other things you are just gay and shit and not a very good person at all man you are just shit and dumb faggot piece of shit

just saying I am currently writing a video game script that will be better than this in every way once it is produced

Why are SJWs so triggered over this movie?

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really if you unironically hate this film than you are a complete simpleton faggot so just stop and embace spielbergs superiority and mastery that will bring generations together and will bring down you puny ass video game script faggot just post it mad you faggot what have you got to hide fag huh? you are just a complete failure and a fucking discrace to intellegent people like me and my future chidren you are like trump like fucking hell you are just stuped man faggot fag you are just dumb and stupud and shit and not intellegent like me fag so just fucking stop just fucking stop seriously stop doing this stuff man you are just gay and shit its like you dont even watch rick and morty like how can anyone not watch it man that is just so crazy and dumb man you are like an sjw faggot its just so fucking dumb that you hate rick and morty like rick and morty is a masterpiece of tv and a grat show overall and there is no tv show to ever complare to it like give me one tv show that can beat rick andf morty faggot tell me fag thi is just dumb i will tell my reddit friends all about how your dumb and stupid man you are just stupid man fucking hell my arm is beginning to hutrt againg thanks faggot for having to analyse your points one by one man this is like you didnt even put any effort in your post man just try and put some effort in next time ok bye

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What would you do in the oasis Sup Forums

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SJWs = smug assholes who try to feel superior to everyone
SJWs = too cool for nostalgia

meet up with people of similar intellegence like holy shit that would be cool to just talk to all intlellegent people on earth from the comfort of your own hose that would be cool man like holy shit that would be cool his is just making me think of watching rick and morty with neil degrasse tyson while discussing science with him like that wuld be so cool man and great im starting a tripcode so people can follow my intellect and see how great rick and morty is man this is so cool and i will keep you updated on my thought on this film man this will be great and cool man i will make a review and i will talk all about why its the best film in the last ten years and how it will change the world and maybe then we will finally live in the glorious 80s again man and it would be so cool and exciting man and i am very excited to see the day and it would be so cool and awesome that i cant wait man when will it happen im geting trrally excited now fucking when ucking when fucmiine when this will be fucking GREAT man im excited

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this is Sup Forumss endgame. This is probably going to be one hell of a quip and meme shitfest.

Good, I hope you will be around to see my full analysis of this film when it comes out.

Threadly reminder that this movie can only work as a satire.

holy shit you really are a stupid faggot this movie will bring everyone together and make a great piece of scifi and you will be complaining about it nonetheless because you are a faggot i will watch it and love it and i will talk about it for years to come and show it to my children and greandchildren and more my intellect will live on while you will be a virgin faggot this movie will be an masterpiece and bring back the 80s in full force just stop thinking that this will be bad man spielberg has only made good films it will work perfectly as a non satire so stop and learn algebra and other thing like i did i am an intellegent individual that will shw you that this film will be great i saw a trailer for it before i saw the masterpiece that is thor ragnarok and it was great just imaging what the final film will be like like im so excited this will be great i cant wait you are just dumb faggot

>I spent three months studying every John Hughes teen movie and memorizing all the key lines of dialogue.
>Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
>You could say I covered all the bases.
>I studied Monty Python. And not just Holy Grail, either. Every single one of their films, albums, and books, and every episode of the original BBC series. (Including those two "lost" episodes they did for German television.)
>I wasn't going to cut any corners.
>I wasn't going to miss something obvious.
>Somewhere along the way, I started to go overboard.
>I may, in fact, have started to go a little insane.
>I watched every episode of The Greatest American Hero, Airwolf, The A-Team, Knight Rider, Misfits of Science, and The Muppet Show.
>What about The Simpsons, you ask?
>I knew more about Springfield than I knew about my own city.
>Star Trek? Oh, I did my homework. TOS, TNG, DS9. Even Voyager and Enterprise. I watched them all in chronological order. The movies, too. Phasers locked on target.
>I gave myself a crash course in '80s Saturday-morning cartoons.
>I learned the name of every last goddamn Gobot and Transformer.
>Land of the Lost, Thundarr the Barbarian, He-Man, Schoolhouse Rock!, G.I. Joe - I knew them all. Because knowing is half the battle.
>Who was my friend, when things got rough? H.R. Pufnstuf.
Japan? Did I cover Japan?
>Yes. Yes indeed. Anime and live-action. Godzilla, Gamera, Star Blazers, The Space Giants, and G-Force. Go, Speed Racer, Go.
>I wasn't some dilettante.
>I wasn't screwing around.
>I memorized every last Bill Hicks stand-up routine.
>Music? Well, covering all the music wasn't easy.
>It took some time.

I feel vomit forcing its way out of my mouth just reading this.

you are just as intellegent as me