So, where the fuck are the spoilers?

So, where the fuck are the spoilers?

BUMPPP.

Snoke is Trump

>high school is next to special needs school
>you get extra credits if you volunteer there
>one girl is non-verbal, as well as severely physically handicapped
>she is 14/15, but has DD cup breasts
>never has her blouse fully buttoned
>all she does all day is sit and smile
>most days that I would help her I'd sit beside and rub her inner thigh or cup a tit
>one day I end up alone with her
>it's a little cold and her nipples are straining against her blouse
>lightly squeeze one, she now has a huge beaming smile
>lock classroom door, draw blinds
>lift her out of her wheelchair and sit her on a table
>lift up her skirt, pull down her underwear
>cute little bush
>pull her to edge of the table and spread her legs more
>put on a condom
>rub her clit a little as I push my dick into her
>she still doesn't react differently
>pump her for 5-10 minutes, cum hard
>put her panties back on her, wipe table where she got it wet, put her back in her chair
>no one is any the wiser
>did this 3 more times before the end of the year

Chewbacca is killed by Rey after he goes into a blood rage and eats all the porgs

Please tell me that Luke doesnt actually die. That shit is so fucking stupid.

y tho

- The first 2/3 of the movie are meandering about with Rey on the island and Finn and Rose doing some sidequest bullshit that goes nowhere to give Finn something to do because you can't just cut his plot out
- Kylo has a shirtless beefcake scene
- Reylo is hinted at but not solidly put out there, they're probably going to gauge fan feedback before committing one way or the other in IX
- There are a LOT of beats from ESB, just the order is mixed up, so it's the same shit but not occurring at the same point(s) in the film as it did in V
- Rey's parents are nobodies
- Luke endorses grey Jedi philosophy because he believes it's the only way to ensure balance for the future of the galaxy
- Snoke gets "killed" by Kylo but he's already established as a vampire/revenant type thing earlier in the film so who knows if that's permanent
- Luke also dies, but he can come back as a ghost, so it's not like Hamill won't be back in IX
- porgs are annoying and eat up too much screentime

>Resistance is blown to hell at beginning.
>There is a plot of about tracking to lightspeed so Resistance will not go to lightspeed. Entire movie is FO chasing Resistance.
>Finn are dispatched to find how not to track in lightspeed.
>Finn and Rose and BB-8 goes to Casino looking for Code Cracker to get him onboard to disable tracking device of FO.
>Poe is till hot shot pilot and goes rogue pilot and blows up missle/air defenses. Leia is pissed at him and demotes him for going Rogue. He causes mutiny and towards end of film but helps >Resistence escape to planet.
>Luke uses his lightsaber in two flash back scenes.
>Rey leaves Luke and goes to fight Kylo.
>HUMOR Porgs are everywhere. Chewbacca accidentally kills one and almost eats one. Three porgs show up with sad eyes and he does not.
>Battle between Rey and Kylo is not final battle of movie. Kylo kills Snoke. Kylo and Rey team up. Rey does not turn. Rey escapes. Reys lightsaber is destroyed and does not have one at end.
>Final battle is between Luke and Kylo but Luke is still on Achto and projecting his image and never leaves Achto. He has so much Force power to project himself. He dies at end. Force drained.
>Luke does talk to Leia but its his projected image.
>Kylo is super evil at end. Luke should have killed him when he had a chance at academy or will he be redeemed in #9.
>Movie ends with everyone on Falcon reunited Rey, Leia, Poe, Finn, R2, Chewbacca, BB-8. >Resistance is really done. Rey does not have lightsaber at end. But can retrieve Luke’s on Achto.
>Also movie ends with Leia alive so 9 should have been her movie most likely converting Kylo back to good side. No sure where they will go with that now.

Good post

it's worse, Snoke "dies" but transfers into Luke's body and takes it over via Force shenanigans

Chewbacca assfucks Ray

Now thats a pasta

>highlight text
>ctrl c
>open my trusty pasta word doc
>ctrl v

Thanks user

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That is the most reddit fucking post I have ever seen.

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hideous

Chewie deserves another medal

This shit happened with a gym teacher in the town over

I bet you fucking vaped while you typed that up didnt you?

The Giant Sloth creatures with breasts that create the blue milk from the Star Wars: A New Hope and Rogue One.

No, this isn't a joke, by the way.