The Last Jedi Spoilers

So the Pawn still hasn’t been debunked so it looks like his spoilers are accurate. Here’s a rundown of most of his posts

Resistance is blown to hell at beginning.
There is a plot of about tracking to lightspeed so Resistance will not go to lightspeed. Entire movie is FO chasing Resistance.
Finn are dispatched to find how not to track in lightspeed.
Finn and Rose and BB-8 goes to Casino looking for Code Cracker to get him onboard to disable tracking device of FO.
Poe is till hot shot pilot and goes rogue pilot and blows up missle/air defenses. Leia is pissed at him and demotes him for going Rogue. He causes mutiny and towards end of film but helps Resistence escape to planet.
Luke uses his lightsaber in two flash back scenes.
Rey leaves Luke and goes to fight Kylo.
HUMOR Porgs are everywhere. Chewbacca accidentally kills one and almost eats one. Three porgs show up with sad eyes and he does not.
Battle between Rey and Kylo is not final battle of movie. Kylo kills Snoke. Kylo and Rey team up. Rey does not turn. Rey escapes. Reys lightsaber is destroyed and does not have one at end.
Final battle is between Luke and Kylo but Luke is still on Achto and projecting his image and never leaves Achto. He has so much Force power to project himself. He dies at end. Force drained.
Luke does talk to Leia but its his projected image.
Kylo is super evil at end. Luke should have killed him when he had a chance at academy or will he be redeemed in #9.
Movie ends with everyone on Falcon reunited Rey, Leia, Poe, Finn, R2, Chewbacca, BB-8. Resistance is really done. Rey does not have lightsaber at end. But can retrieve Luke’s on Achto.
Also movie ends with Leia alive so 9 should have been her movie most likely converting Kylo back to good side. No sure where they will go with that now.

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Pawn literally outted himself

If Luke dies im out

not reading the spoilers, but I'm shocked it took me so long to find someone talking about them

>leaks just need to not be debunked to be right

Okay guys so Jar-Jar is Snoke, he was the last surviving member of the senate when Palpatine destroyed it

The Giant Sloth creatures with breasts that create the blue milk from the Star Wars: A New Hope and Rogue One! Was disgusting! Fans will go NUTS. (Yes I know its supposed to be Bantha milk in OT)

god damn it why did I read that. Please tell me they're fake

>autist who can't tell obvious sarcasm

Chinese camrip when?

the part about Leia in space sounds absolutely retarded

Humor: Porgs and chewbacca.
Luke throws lightsaber away. BIG LAUGH
Luke scolding R2 for language.
Rey cuts boulder that wipes out shopping carts of caretakers
Rey shoots hole in wall and blames it on cleaning her blaster

WTF: Leia sucked out into space and gets frozen and flies back to ship like superman. STUPID.
Blue Milk Slugs

The Pawn admitted to be trolling a few hours back.

We still don't have multiple leaks that corroborate themselves. I don't know how, but Disney has literally kept the lid on the one film people really want to spoil themselves on.

this sounds like capeshit

In the end, Luke shows up and its a big “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble Moment”. He tells FO and Kylo to stop the attack on base. All weapons are pointed at him and shoot. After dust clears, BIG LAUGH, he is still standing and brushes dirt off his robe like “Is that the best you got?” Kylo the goes to fight him.

who the fuck's The Pawn?

he was being sarcastic. A guy on another forum backs him up

chud.com/community/t/159913/star-wars-the-last-jedi-2017-post-release

Scott Nantz said the movie was too familiar meaning it's a ESB+ROTJ rehash, and that it took no risk, it's more of Mary Sue, Mary suing her way in the galaxy without any surprise. He said it was too long, meaning boring.
I bet the fake leaks are infinitely better than the actual garbage delivered by Disney.

Last shot before credits

Last scene of the movie is a boy sweeping his porch and he uses the force to move the broom. So it implies more Jedi to come...

it’s looking more and more likely that this is the real deal

I cannot believe I just spoiled myself this movie on a shitty Sup Forums thread

these look like the same spoilers from the last WorldClassBullshitters video.

>this marvel tier shit

This is real except:
>Rey leaves Luke and goes to fight Kylo.
She goes to bring Kylo over to the good side. She and Kylo have a Force connection much stronger than Luke and Leia. They frequently talk to each other and can even see their surroundings. Through this they bond and actually get close. These are some of the best scenes. Romance heavily implied.
>HUMOR Porgs are everywhere. Chewbacca accidentally kills one and almost eats one. Three porgs show up with sad eyes and he does not.
Porgs aren't really in it a lot. They do nothing to forward the plot. Chewbacca never "accidentally" kills one, though he does cook one.
>Final battle is between Luke and Kylo but Luke is still on Achto and projecting his image and never leaves Achto. He has so much Force power to project himself. He dies at end. Force drained.
He does project his image and die, but not in the way this says.
>Resistance is really done.
Uh, no. That never happens. The ending is literally the exact opposite

>Luke scolding R2 for language

So they're doubling down on the "Luke can understand R2/droids thing despite it making no sense? Okay

>chud
What kind of sin could a man commit in a single lifetime deserve the suffering of that community in 2017?

Well it's over Rey it's the most powerfull being in the galaxy

The fuck is this shit. It's like none of TFA matters. It builds up to nothing

If this is real I'm done

One question: Does Hayden Christensen show up in the film?

>Also movie ends with Leia alive so 9 should have been her movie most likely converting Kylo back to good side. No sure where they will go with that now.
This just confirms KyloRey even more. She is the strong female that will convert his evil heart. But and the beast style.

Sigh.... how do retards like you manage to breathe? That's not what happened you faggot.
>ray and luke on ach-toe
>ray asks to force-train and chill
>luke doesnt want to but why not, makes story go further
>while ray is lifting porgs with her telekenesis, kyle shows up with the nights of ron
>luke starts BTFO-ing the knights of ram while ray and kyle fight with lifesavers
>ray gets her right titty cut off by a lifesaver
>kyle kidnaps ray and leaves to take her to snake
>meanwhile, phil and po meet up with ross and go to las vegas
>there they meet admiral purple hair and sicario
>admiral purplehair tells Fin and Poop and Ros to accompnay Frankie Four-Fingers to Snuke's star detroiter
> there they find out that ray is being kidnapped by kyle and snuke
>snok tortures ray to find out where the rebel resitance is
>she gives them up and tells snuk they are on a crate
>smoke tells the first otter to go the crate
>the fist other gets some sweet AT-AT's and tide fighters n shit and goes full retard on the resisntacne alliance
>poop, fin, and roose make it to the crate, and hop in these things that look like B wings but they are not b-wings and they kick up all sorts of dirt which just gets everyhwere and any stormpoopers in it need extra baby wipes to clean up because crate is like iraq and theres no hot water in the showers
>ray escapes snake and kyle and vistis layla
>layla tells ray to use the farce
>then kyle kills layla
>luke gets all emo about it
>ray gets a robot titty
the end

Too boring to be fake, 100% confirmed

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Do your part and not go see it

So basically they finally had the guts that Lucas lacked and turned it full blown space telenovela. Another worthless piece of garbage that'll make 1.5b then, good for them.

You guys shouldn't spoil yourselves.

Also, all that isn't real.

Please does luke die?

stop pulling our dicks user tell us what happens

Is Anakin/Hayden Christensen in the film?

These retards have been posting fake spoilers since before the premiere

user please I need to know if Luke dies or not please user

t. Disney shill

>actually wanting to see it for any reason other than to laugh at the catastrophe

>king kong skull island was very blunt PREDATORS rip off

now what movie is last jedi ripping off? i know hollywood isnt original. It´s like if you see Mad Max Fury Road you´ve seen them all coz its always that same shit where HEROES win and THE BAD GUY loses.
Im not fucking 3 years old i want something new and exciting.

We all know without even seeing this that Rei is not gonna join the dark side and refuses hans wives sons offer just to kill him and that because Luke dies, the Mary Sue becomes Last Jedi. I know its gonna go like that prove me wrong.

>snoke dying

Yeah okay

A lot of people are saying this now. I don't want it to be true, but it could be.

You bastard spoil it

I do
fuck shitty characters

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it´s Nu-Disney movie so everyone you like dies and black minority or mary sue get the most powerful memorable moments?
Roque One and TFA were gay as fuck, why this´d be any better?

you forgot that as hes sweeping the porch with his force power, we see nick fury walk onto the porch and he tells the boy "hope you dont mind but i brought friends" and the wolverine walks up smoking a cigar and says "its about damn time bub"

erasing their mistakes

Luke and Snook die 100% confirmed, go spoil some numales on Reddit

snoke is some weird revenant thing so it could possibly not stay that way

kek what an endorsement, without reading the leaks this sounds worse than expected.

>Star Jews
No wonder Battlefront 2 had so unhumane amount of in-game microtransactions. It all makes sense now

Falcon blows up so no, not real.

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>thread is filled with disney shills acting like people on this board actually give a shit about the last jedu

But Sagri, nobody here gives a shit about the new trilogy of Star Wars. We are waiting to know if TLJ is going to take the ghostbusters route.

Heheh, I never cease to be surprised when I hear that it's still around.
WTF is Nick even thinking now?

this

im on about the blatant
>oh no it's ruined for me :((((((((
posts

is that why Sup Forums is 50% capeshit 40% spaceshit and 10% godawful memes? Sup Forums is pic related and its spaceshit equivalent

I am on the blatant
>oh no (((they))) ruin it for me
posts

WTF: Leia sucked out into space and gets frozen and flies back to ship like superman.
These leaks being true is the only Christmas present I want.

christ if Pawn is true I hope the backlash is enormous

SPOILER REY IS GONNA LET OUT SUPER INTENSE FART AND THIS MOVIE ONLY EXISTS TO PUSH MORE LEGO PRODUCTS OUT + BATTLE FRONT 2 DLCs

IS THAT HOW LUKE DIES?! TELL ME user I HAVE TO KNOW!

I feel like the New Star Wars movies are the worst part of living right now. I don't know if that is good or bad.

Fuck that, all the spoilers actually made me decied. I'm gonna go see it next Monday, after the cinemas get unclogged somewhat.

If you want real spoilers go to 30 pages of the Last Jedi Visual Dictionary at Star Wars Theory .com. Leia does get blown into space but saved. She isn't dead but in a coma. Kylo doesn't do this, its one of his wingman who does it to Leia.

Well duh that´s why Rey is the last jedi, her farts killed him.

*breathes in*

Finn breaks the fourth wall essentially with a joke into the camera via Deadpool style

Clean your gross ass nails

>mfw with all the tweets this might actually be true

Nice try shill. Once word gets out to the masses of what an absolute shitshow TLJ is going to be, the movie is going to PLUMMET at the box office

I agree. But like fembusters, shills will certify the movie fresh

Here is the deal: imagine the most dumb, unimaginative way to resolve the story, and that's how mouse would chose it to be

>Marvel funny

HEY GUYS PUNCHLINE

It's $tar War$ with Disney marketing how the fuck will it flop?

HAHA DID YOU GET IT? LET'S OVER EXPLAIN THE JOKE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES JUST IN CASE

Clip your nails user.

It's physically impossible for star wars movie to fail. Even if they loop this gif for 2 hours and show it instead of movie every critic will praise it for revolutionizing cinema and sw nerds will discuss how the fart is an allegory for the force.

>It's a "Nick spends a decade trying to make Meg and gets BTFO by a rapist " episode

can someone please explain why the New Republic is fine with 2 large paramilitary organizations having a private war and killing a bunch of civilians in the process?

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uhhh cos the republic got blown to fuck in the last movie you fucking goof

spoilers being posted by the guy that leaked justice league here:

reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/7j6dhp/i_have_seen_the_last_jedi_and_i_loved_the_last/

He's basically verifying everything Pawn and others have been saying. Luke projects himself across the galaxy to help what's left of the resistance escape from Kylo Ren and then dies, Snoke is killed by Kylo and Kylo become Leader of the First Order, and rey's parents are nobodies.

Trash.

so... the republic that the rebel alliance fought so hard to bring back is gone already?

wow this sounds terrible

In 2015, I would have lost my shit at seeing spoilers for a new Star Wars movie. Now, I feel... nothing at this. Hopefully they somehow lose money over this.

So if Rey is a literal nobody with no previous training, then it really was just bad writing that she knew how to Force Pull and Force Persuade without any prior training or even fucking knowledge that those skills existed.

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It is pretty obvious that they are taking marvel films as their goal. Guardians of the galaxy in particular

>this means the shit about superman Leia is true
I can’t wait until the camrip of that part leaks

Her parents don't happen to be the cunts from the Battlefront game do they?

Did this seem funny in your head?

>it really was just bad writing
Yes. Yes it was.
>mary sue lives on planet all alone
>jedis are a myth
>thinks the force is also a myth
>knows how to do intricate force techniques because plot requires her to do so

APOLOGIZE

I'd pay good money to watch Episode 3 in theatres again :(
>from my point of view, the jedi are evil
I really liked that line

THERE ARE NO FUCKING LIGHTSABER FIGHTS