Why was this piece of shit so successful?

Why was this piece of shit so successful?

Millennials and pedos

nostalgia for the miniseries

it was a 10/10 movie on par with The Conjuring

*inhales*

Finn Wolfhard is awesome in it

don't forget to exhale you might pass out

Are you the pedo always posting his pic?

Brand recognition
Also, teens will see any old shit so long as it's a horror movie.

He was out of place and didn't fit in with the rest of the cast.

How? He fits with the IT characters more than the Stranger Things characters.
The ones I think don't fit are Billy and Beth because they were so dull and lack of personality

>Delicious Neo Ringwald

A Coisa was excellent.

People thought there was going to be an underage Child-gangbang kiddo porno scene, just like S.King's novels.

everyone was disappointed again.

He doesn't fit tonally. Every other kid portrays a downplayed, realistic kid type while he's in a very exaggerated character. Yes, I've read the book and I know its even worse there.

that would have made it 10/10

The class clown is like the most common type of kids in school, almost everyone had a friend kinda like him, he played it just like one of those kdis

it's a great film

>lost in the sewers
>about to die
>just fought a giant spider and nearly went mad
>covered in shit and piss and blood
>this slut suddenly decides to start banging everyone
What the fuck was her problem?

>tight group
>overcame a great obstacle by coming together
>came together later to celebrate
What's the problem?

fpbp

i loved the book and miniseries, couldn't watch 30 minutes of the remake. it's utter trash. i really wanted to like it.

Probably because he's a better actor than the rest

Horror movies are almost always a fun/emotional experience even if it's relying on cheap jump scares. normies love this and take their gfs into the cinema

you just want to fuck finn. admit it. he's an average actor at best. he was average in ST and he's average in IT.

the only reason you'd say that is if you had a liking for him. the rest of the cast on both were equally shit

lol what the fuck
I just think he's a good actor, it's what most reviews said as well

>together
Bill actually did all the work while everyone else stood around holding hands like retards. Bev is by far the least useful party member.

>I just think he's a good actor
but he isn't, though. he's a terrible actor. thus, there must be some other reason why you like him so much.

admit it, you post in the finn threads amirite?

teens love horror movies

She was thinking with her vagina, the power of her vagina defeated Pennywise, it's a feminist novel, King is a huge liberal
That's a lot of assumption here, you have something to tell us?

But she's that female member of the gang. Of course she's going to bang everyone.

But user Pennywise is a girl too

this, but faggots who haven't read the book won't know about her and the turtle

It's an IT, neither male or female, hence the name maybe. A Lovecraftian monster that needs no gender.

It's Reddie kino

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The only pedos are here on Sup Forums, and they don't pay for movies

>and miniseries
Part 1 I'll give you. It was great.
Part 2 was fucking horrible no matter how you slice it.

meme clown

>Why was this piece of shit so successful?
IQ.
Most people are fucking stupid.
Which is a good thing. Without'em the film industry would go broke.

OP and similar fa/tv/irgins had no part in its creation

Why so many pedos on this board in particular? Used to be Sup Forums worst obsession was feet.

it's a female you mongoloid. read the fucking book

the whole story flashed back and forward so idk how you can like part 1 but not part 2

I know all about it, and one of the gang only said it was female probably just because it didn't have a giant dong.

Part 2 put a lot more focus on the adults, none of whom even attempted to act. The flash forwards in part 1 were also awful. If you'd actually watched the miniseries, you'd know this.

>If you'd actually watched the miniseries, you'd know this.
no need to get butthurt because i disagree with your retarded opinion, user.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. IT was like if you made Stranger Things If Stranger Things was good and not complete fucking garbage

Too late

>part 2 being shit is a retarded opinion
Watch IT part 2 right now and tell me the acting wasn't fucking horrible.
Tell me rat tail and his nigger friend riding a bike in a parking lot wasn't awful fucking filler that physically hurt to watch. Or that fucking awful """""comedian""""" flubbing every single line he was given.

>nigger
stopped reading there desu senpai. into the trash it goes

You should've told me you chugged soy from the start.
Enjoy this last (You). Now fuck off to a site that accepts your kind.

>Or that fucking awful """""comedian""""" flubbing every single line he was given.
That fucker was unintentional comedy gold, but he would blindside you if you watched him for the first time. Anderson was always shit, but his performance in It was one of the worst I've ever seen.

>soy
stopped reading there desu senpai. into the trash it goes

S2 of Stranger Things was more IT than IT moobie. At least they actually featured cosmic imagery and lovecraftian monsters instead of beating the clown with baseball bats and power of friendship

>instead of beating the clown with baseball bats and power of friendship
The book really is this retarded, though.
Let's not delude ourselves.

The interactions between Richie and Eddie, which were mostly added by themselves on set

In the book Bill engages It in the ritual of Chad's dick measuring contest and his soul flies across the universe towards the deadlights. Not to mention that the kids had to track for hours down the sewers into the deepest parts of Derry catacombs to find the Lair, instead of the movie where they find the Lair in 5 minutes ten feet underground and its brightly lit

Exactly.
It is that retarded no matter how it's told.

>projecting

Magicians should perform, but they should never act. It's the one trick they can never pull off.

What the hell was Bowers problem?

>set up a strong female character that eventually learns to stand up for herself and reject her father's sexual advances
>fucks all her friends in a sewer

What did King mean by this ?

If you drop any movie with jews involved, I'm not 100% sure this is the entertainment medium for you.

Not him but I strictly watch Lynch's filmography and USSR films.

Her body, her choice, shitlord

Why so many pedos in Hollywood?

His dad was basically a /tvpol/ster who was BTFO by a superior BBC and kept telling his son ever since that niggers are the root of all evil

>there have never been any jews involved with working on Lynch's films
>USSR aka jew central
you are tainted. autistic and tainted.

this, but, he was also crazy and killed his own baby sister when he was a kid by holding a pillow over her face. (or was it his baby brother i forget?)

Here’s how I’d improve it
>the main character’s brother actually did drown and wasn’t taken by IT
>he has to come to terms with the fact that sometimes accidents happen and people die and you can’t blame anyone
>his saying goodbye to his brother isn’t because of IT, but he’s actually able to connect to his spirit to say goodbye

... besides, there was only 1 black kid. if anything he hated Ben the most

But the conjuring was a mediocre 6/10 movie?

i think he was baiting for (you)'s, user

I sincerely hope every single one of them are jewish except for the curly haired kid who played the actual jew

Hockstetter and Bowers aren't the same person

Patrick was literally a psychopath. Henry was just a buttfaggot who got mad at his dad

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get in here Sophiabros

shit you're right, it was Hockstetter who killed his baby bro. it's been that long since i read the book i forgot which one it was.

Bowers killed his Dad though, right? Tell me I remember that correctly

NO he hated Mike the most. It's literally a line in the book that says he did.

The cosmic shit in Stranger Things is very poorly done, fucking cgi dog monsters lol

He’s the only jewish one, Finn is actually Catholic I think

could've benefited from a longer runtime. I think there is supposed to be an EE coming out.

Finn seems like such a cool dude to hang out with

hi disney

how old are you?

36, father of 2

True

saw movie in theater. liked it. bought book and read it in 5 days. loved it. coming from someone who thinks shining film better than book. this movie was okay but after reading the book, that's all it will ever be.