Why have we not gotten a biopic yet?

Why have we not gotten a biopic yet?

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nobody but autistic communists care about stalin

There have been several documentaries though.

not even communists like him

lmao

Because gulags and tens of millions dead christians don't compare favorably to a handful of dead jews.

Fucking brainlet ameritards

the guy was one of the great men of the 20th century like him or not

Death Of Stalin was released recently- a very moving and reverent account of dear leader's tragic.

t. autistic communists
nobody cares

Because he purged all of the people who could have provided perspective on him.

>handful
5.3-5.7 million people is a handful? lmao

Spotted the filthy cosmopolitan-zionist-trotskyist

I'm not even communist
I just dont see how you can be a marxist and like stalin too
but your ideology is a joke anyway so who cares?

Hopefully Drump fucks you amuritards well enough fills his pockets even more lmao

When did I say I was a Marxist? Point stands the only Commies who dislike Stalin are cosmopolitan zionist trotskyists muh world wide crusade

I heard he would force people to watch his mediocre piano recitals.

>communist has a children's view of politics
surprise surprise, not american btw.

I laughed for some stupid reason. Probably the thought of Stalin playing really badly and everyone giving him a fifteen minute standing O with bouquets flying everywhere.

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

I was being generous.

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Because God already died

Who could even play him? Shia?

>Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Fixed

Shia is a talentless hack.

just like stalin

What went wrong?

Damn, good point.

Leo then?

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america

Socialists love to backstab each other, it's what they do best.

back to the gulag with you

Leo is a slightly above average actor who only delivers a memorable performance when he works with a really great director. He's better than Shia though.

We all cried when we we heard of Stalin's death at the gulags believe me.

Leo would be a great stalin.

Nobody watched one with Duvall?

Stalin did what he had to do in order to exterminate the threat of the genocide of every ethnicity in his Nation.
In order to do this, every citizen needed to be worked to the bone in order to certify the continuation of their existence and ensure an adequate War Machine. Because of this policy, he won the war.
In the post-WW2 Era, the average Russian enjoyed a comparable Working Week and Caloric Intake to the average Briton.

Some side effects of Stalin's system were the fastest industrialisation any country has experienced to date, along with being the first country to go to space, and becoming the most powerful country in Europe.

Joseph Stalin is one of the most Tragic Figures in history.

This guy should play Stalin

Oh yeah, apart from christians, he killed a dog.

Stalin did literally nothing wrong

Stalin was one of the most evil figures in history. He didn't give a fuck about his people, he just wanted power. You Stalinists are the dumbest commies.

commies don't like shit talking other commies

>he just wanted power

Is that why he offered to retire on 4 occasions before his death, only to have the rest of the party insist he continue?

> He didn't give a fuck about his people

Comparing the state of his country before he led it, and how it looked upon his death, I would say he cared deeply for the people of the USSR.

honestly he should have finished the job by deporting every ukrop and churka to kazakhstan.

It's great we have people like you who actually been there with Stalin and had first-hand take on his true feelings and motivations.

>Stalin apologists
lmao

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There's a good reason why all his statues were removed after 1953

he ruled with an iron fist because thats what race of slaves need
once he was gone the entire country crumbled

>He enjoyed practical jokes, for instance by putting a tomato on the seat of Politburo members and waiting for them to sit on it
What a guy

Shut the fuck up Chapo Trap House

He trusted uncle Adolf and his Jewrmans

>oh shit, not the tomato again... just pretend you don't see it or it's the gulags for you... just sit on it and act surprised...

But Von Ribbentrop was such a nice guy.

Fucking this. You treat slavs, chinks and niggers as they should be treated, rule with an iron fist to keep them in line.

Do you have a single argument behind that lmao?
What is Chapo Trap House?

This look at what happened with Yugoslavia LMAO.
Same thing applies with guys like Saddam,Assad etc

Khrushchev being assmad about Stalin's global influence and cult inside USSR, compared to him being a fucking historical midget, is hardly a "good reason",

Watched that in grade 11 history if I recall correctly. It was pretty good.

But muh corn

t. "New Left" pinko.

Stalin wouldnt toss you in the gulag for that. He's a highly intelligent, analytical psychopath. In terms of intellect he shits all over Hitler. The man was ruthless, but had the patience and brains to put it to use. Only if you were a threat to his plans were you at risk. That being said, I'd stay the fuck away from him.

>you will never sit down for tea with churchill, macarthur+FDR, Stalin and Adolf himself and just hammer out what the fuck happened
>tojo appears at the door
>ohwahahaha baka gaijin you want prane
I'm extremely ignorant.

Fixed.

Exactly. Same with Germans. Except they didn't even need a bloody revolution and civil war, literally just voted him in to take away all freedom. Fucking insectoid robotic slave race.

Is this a Loss reference?

Yea there's no trusting anyone named Jewsson.

Pretty much this I mean this guy fucking purged anybody, nobody was safe turns out in documents they found after Stalin's death he was going to purge Beria and even his close aide Molotov.

Socialist Yugoslavia broke from the Eastern bloc in 1948. because Stalin tried to curb Tito's influence in Albania, Bulgaria and Greece.

>Forced people to listen to his piano recitals


Then some young punk challenged him to a fight and Stalin kicked his ass.

No, just Stalin being fond of photoshop and using the eraser tool IRL.

Took like 40 years after he died for it to crumble

Albania ain't free from the yoke of the Imperialistic Serbs and Greeks we must fortify the nation also all world religions are un-albanian because they are semite nonsense.

>prevent genocide by having minorities almost genocides and shipped off to Siberia

?

He saved Russians from collaborating traitors.

Who gives a shit about minorities?

They collaborated because Stalin was fucking them up. He was denying food to Ukraine even before WW2.

Holy shit, it actually is!
Anyway, here is the original - Antipov, Stalin, Kirov, Shvernik, and Komarov, 1926. First, Komarov was shot as the enemy of the people and the pic was edited. In 1940 the picture published again in the "History of the USSR", without Antipov (executed). 1949 - "Short biography of Joseph Stalin" with third pic without Shvernik. That final pic was used to draw a portrait, without Kirov (who was killed in 1934, which probably saved him from being the enemy of the people).

Dumbfuck Ukrainians destroyed their own food just to not give it to the State. Then starved. What a twist!

boy I sure love Sup Forums threads

>this level of propaganda

just watch this already you fucking idiots so we can discuss "kino"
youtube.com/watch?v=ukJ5dMYx2no

Stalin saved Russia by eliminating this russophobic stooge

Its more like a /his/ thread desu senpai

Who ended up in Auschwitz, German Jews or Abhkazians? Lots of Poles died there too, Hitler wanted the same for all Slavs all the way to Russia. Stalin saved all of these men through his strict Industrialisation policies.

Once the war was over, he relaxed hugely, and 50s/60s was the highest standard of living Russia ever received (by international standards).

Those blue general/marshal uniforms are aesthetic af

Is it out for pirating or do I actually need to visit a local kino?

is there a webrip yet? no theatres around me are showing it.

I didn't realize the shipping people off to Siberia PRIOR to WW2 protected them from Hitler. He only antagonize minorities because they wanted their own countries, not to protect them. That's straight up revisionist history.

And policies were relaxed because he died genius. Stalin died in 1953. Even his successors saw how much of a brutal brute Stalin was an de-Stalinised the country.

Once the war was over Stalin unleashed the anti zionist rootless cosmopolitan campaign and purged jews from Czechoslovakia,Romania etc

i watched it in my kinoplex for £6 nice flick desu nothing amazing just a fun little comedy. Jason isaacs is obviously having a lot of fun in the role.

It's like a long episode of a sitcom by Iannuci in almost mockumentary style don't know what it's called exactly

Also his Red Army purges allowed Hitler to steamroll Russia at the start in the first place.

Albania is a fake country created by Austria-Hungary and Italy in 1913.

Albanians were fighting Turks in like the 1400s though.

He was paranoid and insane and it only got worse, what else is there to say, most know basic story.
He even killed his teacher Lenin.

He didn't kill him he mocked him and watched him go out painfully Lenin kept asking for poison so he could end his misery but Stalin didn't give a shit.

Serbs were fighting the Turks since 1371 until 1912. 80% of Albanians converted to Islam and were used to suppress Christian uprisings in the Balkans in the 19th and 20th centuries.

He killed millions...