She's right you know

She's right you know.

How many of these people even knew the term "Mary Sue" before the journalists started harping on it?

People readily shit on Ready Player One.

"""""Rey""""""

>implying they aren't both trash
Fucking morons thinking that disliking Rey suddenly means you can't dislike other shitty characters.

there was that one tweet of the guy who thought mary sue was just something internet misogynists came up with for star wars and that no one actually uses it

Rey is a Mary Sue. Not sure what RPO has to do with SW.

both are shit, so this cunt is wrong

They both are so now what

>hey this movie has a fucking shit premise therefore any criticism of this other movie is invalid

why are people with double digit iqs allowed to access the internet?

>implying anyone here likes reddit player one

STAB WHORES
ARE YOU READY NUMBER ONE

No one claims that RPO is any good though.

>almost flawless
>praised by everyone
>not a Mary Sue

Next you'll tell me Luke was a Sue.

How long until Twitter goes the way of MySpace and Facebook and becomes completely irrelevant

Rey is a mary sue but she's not wrong about RP1.

It's already happened. People use Discord now.

Ready Player One is probably the biggest shitstack I've ever read cover to cover. Regret it completely.

...Which might be why no one is excited for it, you dumb bitch. It's the cringiest shit on the planet. That's what Rey is.

I actually agree. Anyone who's read Ernest Cline's "Nerd Porn Auteur" poem will agree that this chick's analysis isn't far off.
It's wish fulfillment of the highest order, a step away from Chinese cartoon harem shows.

Why does Sup Forums like posting twitter screencaps so much?

>She
of course women defend other women. She cant think objectively straight and goes immediatly for OH YEAH BUT MALES DO IT TOO
You can´t argue with a feminist. Theyre mind controlled by JIDF

Because it's really easy to cherry pick from the thousands of people talking about a subject as proof that everyone thinks a certain way.

Why are women so overvalued by society?

But literally thousands retweeted it.

ready player one looks like legitimately mentally handicapped redditor garbage the same as TFA

They are sheep who start using a term once their chosen idols do. Same shit happened with whataboutism after Oliver did a bit on it

>2,371 retweets
>7,701 likes

So what? There's like 4 billion people on twitter.

>They STILL have no defence of Rey's awful character other than deflecting the issue on to others
It's getting fucking pathetic now

this is like saying "X killed 20 people but sure Y is a murderer because he killed 1 person".

>every single one of these accomplishments are done via virtual reality

Because evolutionary biology wills it.

One male can impregnate limitless females but females are very limited on how much offspring they can bare. Males can go out and die one after the other, they're expendable, because as long as you have a handful that can fuck and protect, procreation isn't a problem. Without an adequate supply of healthy females the entire species dies.

>liking either one

Because evolutionary biology wills it.

One male can impregnate limitless females but females are very limited on how much offspring they can bare. Males can go out and die one after the other, they're expendable, because as long as you have a handful that can fuck and suck, procreation isn't a problem. Without an adequate supply of healthy females the entire species dies.

Can someone explain to me exactly why Rey is a Mary Sue, and what you mean by calling her that? I always thought a Mary Sue was a self-insert wish fulfillment character but I must be mistaken.

we got like fucking over 500 million women its just like M&Ms in a bag to spot pussy these days. Dont treat them special because we have shitloads of them

>Sup Forums would rather defend Ready Player One that admit that a women can also do stuff

Who hurt you guys?
Was it your mom? The girl you liked in High School?

Holy fuck that herd of Pokemon are going to trample everyone.

>rey isnt a mary sue because

I have Ready Player One in my library and never finished it because of how crap it is, and I read all of Robin Hobbe's books.

False dichotomy.
Try again

Name Rey's most serious weakness or character flaw

name 1 movie where this happens

Why do little soyfaggots equate everything they don't like with Sup Forums?

Characters in other books should ask "where is Rey?"

I've seen nothing but hate for RPO

RP1 is so bad it makes Rey look like a well written character with lots of development by comparison.

is you like Reddit Player One you most likely like nuStar Wars

Who is the guy in the fez leading the ceremony?

That Dragon Chronicle or whatever it was series was dog shit, but old Fitz's got a special place in my heart

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying that's why we as a society and a species have an innate sense of value for females over males. But you're right that in modern actuality females are so abundant that it doesn't matter.

except the faggot kid from RPO got good in the game by playing it

my nigga Nidoking 'bout to crash a wedding

The whole idea of everyone having opinions worth expressing was a mistake. To top it off now we can't even call out retards without the PC death squad breathing down our neck.

User reviews are a joke. Jaded wagecucks filling every corner of the internet with half-baked, prejudiced, virtue-signaling bullshit is killing me inside every day.

That doesn't make her a Mary Sue. That just makes her a terribly written shit character.

Doctor Who
im ashamed that i know this

Fitz's is shit, it's the most childish womanly garbage I have ever read and it literally features cuckoldry.

>kids use Discord now
fixed

If Ready Player One is as bad as everyone in this thread says it is then I'm baffled as to why Spielberg decided to direct it.

are the firefly crew no longer part of epic geekdom?

Because they're usually right.

It's like asking "Why do people who hate Muslims equate terrorism with Islam?"

Why is this idiot even comparing the two? How does what the main character of Ready Player One is somehow change the fact that Rey is a mary sue?

They'll be fine.

Hourly reminder that if a poster uses the words SOY, KEK, or NUMALE.... there is no point in engaging them.

But the girl is a bigger nerd than he is? Also all he does is read her blog and think she's hot. How is that stalking?

please tell me someone BTFO'd her by simply replying 'why not both' .gif

...

OF COURSE SHES RIGHT
I MEAN SHES A SHE, AND SHE SAID SOMETHING, CLEARLY SHES RIGHT
LISTEN AND BELIEVE

>A FUCKING MALE LEAD IN 2017?
WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING

ITS HER TURN! YASSSSS QUEEEN
t. SOYBOYS

Stopped reading like 1/3 the way down tbqh

I hope this is some retardo bait

And Ready Player One is a shitty book, and it's gonna be an even shittier movie, so?

When it came to my research, I never took any shortcuts. Over the past five years, I’d worked my way down the entire recommended gunter reading list. Douglas Adams. Kurt Vonnegut. Neal Stephenson. Richard K. Morgan. Stephen King. Orson Scott Card. Terry Pratchett. Terry Brooks. Bester, Bradbury, Haldeman, Heinlein, Tolkien, Vance, Gibson, Gaiman, Sterling, Moorcock, Scalzi, Zelazny. I read every novel by every single one of Halliday’s favorite authors.

And I didn’t stop there.

I also watched every single film he referenced in the Almanac. If it was one of Halliday’s favorites, like WarGames, Ghostbusters, Real Genius, Better Off Dead, or Revenge of the Nerds, I rewatched it until I knew every scene by heart.

I devoured each of what Halliday referred to as «The Holy Trilogies»: Star Wars (original and prequel trilogies, in that order), Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Mad Max, Back to the Future, and Indiana Jones. (Halliday once said that he preferred to pretend the other Indiana Jones films, from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull onward, didn’t exist. I tended to agree.)

I also absorbed the complete filmographies of each of his favorite directors. Cameron, Gilliam, Jackson, Fincher, Kubrick, Lucas, Spielberg, Del Toro, Tarantino. And, of course, Kevin Smith.

I spent three months studying every John Hughes teen movie and memorizing all the key lines of dialogue.

Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.

You could say I covered all the bases.

I studied Monty Python. And not just Holy Grail, either. Every single one of their films, albums, and books, and every episode of the original BBC series. (Including those two «lost» episodes they did for German television.)

I wasn’t going to cut any corners.

I wasn’t going to miss something obvious.

Somewhere along the way, I started to go overboard.

I may, in fact, have started to go a little insane.

I watched every episode of The Greatest American Hero, Airwolf, The A-Team, Knight Rider, Misfits

>“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.”
― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One

1/2

I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.
All the porn I've come across
was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos
with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary
Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation
in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.
These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.
But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:
Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.
You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Summa cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.

― Ernest Cline

2/2

But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.
I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve.
The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.
Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.
Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses
and chips on their shoulders.
My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.
My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.
In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and
beat them repeatedly at chess
and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.
Buy stock in some hand cream companies
because there is about to be a major shortage.
And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.
There should be fuck films for my nerd brethren
of all sexual orientations.
Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."
This idea is a fucking gold mine.
I am gonna make millions,
because this country is full of database programmers
and electronics engineers
and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.
And you can help . . .
If you're an intelligent woman who is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,
and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,
then you are hired.
It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.
It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.
You are beautiful. . .
And I will make you a star.

― Ernest Cline

>t. Soymale nu-cuck

Black people and women need to get the fuck over the real-life oppression that has only recently begun to be acknowledged and dealt with... but white guys, white guys need to be furious because they can't be lead in every single movie now. They really do have it hard. There is no way blacks and women would be expected to deal with this level of literal oppression. Can you even imagine?

feel a bit sick

There can be more than one mary sue

...

Does this writer want the reader to think the narrator is a huge faggot, is that a stylistic choice he's made?

>this shitty thing has a mary sue so this other thing can't be a mary sue
Holy shit just give it up already.

I'm right you know

Reddit spacing, so every single banal sentence stands alone in its full glory, like he thinks its a profound statement, or a witty punchline, haha

>I may, in fact, have started to go a little insane.

'humorous' understatement. haha, its funny because you can't be just a 'little' insane, gettit? If the winking, self satisfied irony doesn't make you feel violently sick then you don't deserve to be called human.

Reyfags eternally BTFO

Didn't watch either. Don't care.

U mad?

is that steve irwin right above the guys head?

Dunno, but its status as 'references: the movie' makes it oddly fitting

Rey should have access to a time machine

You and your like-minded's obsession with the arbitrary concept of "Reddit Spacing" is fucking fascinating.
Do you have nightmares about reddit?
Do you make decisions based on whether or not something is "Reddit"?
It's just so fucking bizarre.

Where's Alf?

that's supposed to be Luke Skywalker

Discord is nowhere near as popular as Twitter and is not used in anywhere near the same way, what the fuck, are you alright man?

>Fuck and Suck

Sneed

>monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos
>monosyllabic

Holy shit, does the author have a degree from harvard too? Does he also believe in negative elevation??

What are the chances that two posters will make the same arguments while using almost the same words?

Really makes me think IMO
Is this a miracle?

Why are Sup Forumsniggers so sensitive when they get called out?

how do you beat off to a high IQ? this fat fucking faggot

Why do little soyfaggots equate everything they don't like with Sup Forums?