How would Sup Forums react if Alien was released today?

How would Sup Forums react if Alien was released today?

they'd be too busy talking about capeshit and star wars to make more than a couple threads

Why do I find Sigourney Weaver so fucking hot? I'm usually not into women like that

It would be Soy: The Movie and we would shit all over it because it's already be done.

>Alien series isn't equal to star wars or superhero crap
lol

Congratulations, you're a straight male.

It would called a great movie with a convincing female protagonist, and everyone would wonder how it managed to be better than every big studio film in the past ten years. Others would cite it, saying, "See? There are still good films being made. Take off the nostalgia glasses."

It better have the panties scene.

They'd complain about a lack of ass like a bunch of niggers.

It would get shat on by SJWs for being racist.

>In the age of Trump do we REALLY need to be casting "aliens" as the enemy?

We'd love it but cynically wonder how the sequels would eventually destroy it.

>too slow
>its like 45 minutes before the monster even shows up!
>nothing is happening
>le evil corporation meme
>muh stronk womyn
>of course the MAN gets face raped by the facehugger so the womyn can save everyone
>meme of dead Ash with brazzers watermark

This board is honestly as obsessed with its own culture as reddit.

Because you're a cool guy with patrician taste

Half of Sup Forums would waifufag for Ripley and the other half would say she's a manfaced mutt with no ass just like they say with Cara or Daisy.

>Was it kino?
>Based Cameron does it again!
>/ourcat/
>Bishop did nothing wrong
>BRAAAAAAAP
>tfw no Idris Elba
>white woman vs black monster, what did (((they))) mean by this
>is this kino, Sup Forums?
>2017, jumpscares
>leave spacekino to me
>what does Sup Forums think about this?
>ywn be throatfucked by an alien vaginamonster
>fridge
>is she, dare I say, /ourgirl/?
>does Sup Forums think this is kino?

LOOK AT THIS DUDE
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
OHHO OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

you spend too much time here. Also accurate.

>Based Cameron does it again!
Cameron had nothing to do with the first Alien film.

What am I looking at here?

What about the bonus situation?

but that's already happening

meant for

Somebody post that Alien pasta. That is mandatory for a thread such as this.

I don't know but I recently saw it with a friend who had never seen it. Movies are faster paced our times. People also had to get creative about how to pull off special effects using animatronics.

Now before you get your panties in a twist, I think it would hold up considering that even the recent Alien: Covenant doesn't rely extensively on CGI where it doesn't need to.

>Alien really only had 2 good films
>Superhero and Star Wars has had more films that were good
>Superhero and Star Wars are also popular in other mediums and referenced more

The original Alien blows any SW or capeshit movie away

>spend 40min on phone
>take off 3D glasses
Eh... it was alright.

>How would Sup Forums react if Alien was released today?

MOMMY

>if Alien was released today
It would not be the same movie if it were made today.

Tell me, Sup Forums, who would the director and cast be if Alien were made today.

>"You're a very forward young space monster..."

I think the theoretical works better if you can kind of pretend that Sigourney Weaver, Ridley Scott, John Hurt, Yaphet Koto, Harry Dean Stanton, etc. weren't really known, or didn't exist until Alien came out today.
Shit, that's a real mindfuck because that would change a shitload of cinema history, but try to think like that anyway.

They should make movies out of some of the dark horse comics, there's some real grim but entertaining shit in them.

we would hate it right up until we saw this scene

>CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM THE LEAK THAT THE SCIENCE OFFICER IS A SECRET ROBOT PLEASE POST PROOF

ffs post it in a decent resolution at least
also dem thicc thighs

Cute!

wew

They'd call it leftist marxist SJW feminist jew propaganda.

Facial symmetry and small nose

I dunno man, I always thought her lips were pouty and sexy

she has that 80's aesthetic look on her

80's aesthetic is, unlike Sigourney, fucking ugly tho.

Pretentious arthouse shit.

What are you talking about?
They are cheesy and terrible.
I love alien and collect the comics and even I admit they are awful.

Sup Forums would hate it because Ripley is a woman and is the hero.

The cast would be diversified across as many ethnic and sexuality buckets as possible such that it would stick out like a sore thumb. Most of the crew were older white men in the original, and the actors who played them were quality. The forced diversity always pops me right out of the film, but you can't get away from it now.

it's slow, atmospheric and unlike any contemporary hollywood film it doesn't feel the need to load up on hamfisted social commentary and the likes.
it would clearly be recognized as the kino that it is.

I wouldn't watch it because I stopped watching tv and movies around 10 years ago

Ripley would be a black tranny to show in the future people are more accepting.

>>Based Cameron does it again!
>>Bishop did nothing wrong

>alien
???