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This is from the fucking author

If you can't find some fucking porn made for ''guys like you'' then you are literally not looking hard enough

The tipping of this fedora could be registered in the Richter scale

HELL YEAH LET'S GO

This is embarassing.

This movie physically hurts me

The fuck is this? Is this a real thing or some shit you guys found on deviantart?

I don't understand how anyone can still be playing Overwatch. It's the most shallow shooter I've ever played.

I bet you guys hated Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Ready player one is the name of the movie

That's the point.

Haha I want quake to be relevant again too

thats a shot from the upcoming "movie" directed by the same guy who made Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and Saving Private Ryan

am i the only one who noticed a skyrim reference ?

You're pathetic and have no actual problems in life. Besides being maybe a basement dweller.

This is cultural appropriation.

I only like objective shooters, I get bored by just playing for a K/D to level up, might as well not even be on teams in most modern shooters.
It also is the only big game since TF2 to have that kind of gameplay.
Also nice to have free dlc all the time without it being a pay2win game. Even if the fanbase is obnoxious its nice to have a shooter with a different aesthetic than bland military guy or space marine

Is that a Uruk Hai sword?

the war scene unironically looks kind of hype, but they're only going to show it for 5 minutes while the MC is dicks off and does some bullshit

All this slapping together of random series was shit I was drawing in composition books in elementary school. Even back then I didn't think it was a good idea.

Well we already know the source material is trash and spielberg is washed up(ecspecially for these kinds of movies) so it can only go downhill. Roger Rabbit had a lot of talent involved.

Roger Rabbit was unique at the time by mixing cartoons with people in a full length movie. Literally almost every movie now is at least 50% animated CGI with funny CGI cartoon characters included in every blockbuster.
Crossovers weren't nearly as overdone as they are now. With almost all iconic references, not video games that have only been out a couple years.
The biggest thing is the focus is all on the original characters. Roger and Jessica Rabbit became iconic themselves RPO will not do that, thats the difference.

Jesus Christ. Anyone got any pictures of this mong?

Hooded wizards have been a trope for like 200 years. What makes that guy specifically a greybeard?

you must be italian, good pasta

nevermind i found him. What a fat fuck

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i get long winded when i do speed and come on Sup Forums

>Beard isn't in a knot.
>Completely different kind of robe.

>completely different robe AND beard
Yeah that's an A+ reference alright.

He looks like a dead-eyed whiter version of Grande Del Taco

>complains about porn being shallow
>proceeds to write the most shallow vapid piece of shit making as many pop culture references possible to make it look cool

I'm fucking pissed that this shit won't bomb as it needs to bomb. Retards can't stay away from watching the eleventh Transformers/Marvel shit movie, this crap with their overwatch character must seem like a dream come true.

Why is it that soyboys are so obvious to detect?

No it's a FAMAS.

Is Spielberg going to rock it or fuck it in this one?

>Halliday's own avatar in the OASIS was a Gandalf-like sorcerer named Anorak. This appears to be him, handing over the spoils of victory for one part of the puzzle.

its oc donut steal

*holds up chimichanga*

>those raped child / child rapist eyes

jesus fucking christ how embarrassing

So is this whole movie about a future where the 'we are nerds and we are cool' concept spreads to everyone on earth?

People who self identify as nerds should be gassed.

I think the plot is that an apocalypse happened and people become hooked on an MMORPG that has every fictional character ever created. Basically the Imaginationland trilogy from South Park.

how much of this is even references and not just ads for whoever wanted to advertise their new game or franchise

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the fuck is this

its a future where people are only specifically nostalgic for things from 1980-2016 and everything is public domain except for properties owned by rival studios and people not friends with spielberg

He-Man didn't hate women, he was always good friends with Teela and She-Ra

Dear god why

>no actual problems in life
>thats a bad thing

>the wizard-robes don't look vaguely like an anorak
Unimaginative bullshit.

It's a future where everything went to shit as people retreated into an online-life and started caring more and more about their virtual life as the world got shittier and shittier since nobody cared.

99% of people probably aren't nerds, they're just using the not-Matrix thing to work, date and cyber with their girlfriend from Canada while living in their preferred imaginary-land, be it the Narnia or 1920's New York. It's just that the creator of the not-Matrix was an autistic nerd, and we follow another nerd wanting to decipher the first's nerd's riddles to be named his successor. So all we get is a bunch of nerd shit, with even more recent "nerd" stuff thrown in as advertisement in the movie.

>working on their PhD
OH NO
NO NO NO NOAHAHAHAHAJAJAJA

I'm gonna need Chun Li fucking Overwatch Dyke in SFM STAT

3 words:
HELLA
F***ING
EPIC

IM SO FUCKING HOYYYYYYYPPPPPPP ON THIS!

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

READY PLAYER ONE!

Could he really not google "natural tits"? This alone would've instantly proven whatever this poem is wrong.

Get ready

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