Bcb - Bittersweet Candy Bowl

She's really ignoring him.

What is she doing?

>literally ignoring his existence

It's so perfect because it'll piss him off to no end

Maybe waiting for him to grab a ball.
Doesn't want to win too easily

>It's another nothing page

Post best cat.

>tfw Lucy is retarded
If I was there I would shout for her to throw the fucking ball so we can start the next round.

Well Mike may inevitably win the Lucy bowl, but I think we can all agree it will be Augustus who will be the first to plunder those pearly depths.

...

bullshit, if he can catch a fist, he can catch a ball

Fuck off pedo scum.

I wish.

Now where's story time user?

Augustus couldn't even plunder a fatso.

Looks like she's doing warm-ups. Leg stretches, etc.

I don't know, but this lead-up is torture.

Emotional distress seems to have paralized him.
Also Jordan's a twink

Lucy is even smaller and weaker than Jordan though.

>hurrdurr why is the game not over? Theres no one there

So i guess you can add autism to Lucys array of mental issues

So, how am I supposed to get into this comic?

I tried reading it, but that fucking green blob thingy named Yashi or whatever is so irritating that I can barely move forward because that mofo is on every page. She's not only a total asshole to literally everyone who tries to hit on Mike, her method of getting Lucy and Mike together is to tell them to have sex in the most ridiculously abrasive way possible damn near every page.

TLDR Yashi is ruining my potential enjoyment.

nah fuck you, mike's got this

>smaller
yes
>weaker
I doubt it

thats the good shit

Yashi will go away eventually

Jordan is an athlete.

Don't worry, she basically disappears after the first volume

She's back? omfg...

Stop reading this bullshit long ago, when Lucy "left". Grew out of the dramallama phase, I like to think. Was just staying around because I liked her. Left with her.

Guess I'll have to start reading this bullshit again...

She's not going away fast enough, she shouldn't have been in the story to begin with.

>Your punishment must be more severe

And nobody knows why. Maybe every basketball team needs a quick nimble and short member.
Or maybe he blew the team leader

What is with this spreading belief that Jordan is not a pussy

If yashi is annoying you then I can only imagine how you'll handle the angry one's existence

>paulo/daisy gets that plus like a billion other pics
>mike/daisy meanwhile gets this
fuck you bcb fandom

Welcome back to hell. Enjoy your stay

Jordan's that faggot in denial who'd soon snap and go full stereotypical limpwristed homo.

Because Mike and Daisy is a boring ship with no chemistry or focus.

Yes. I can only imagine the other students staring like her, then staring at the clock, then staring at her again.

why the fuck would you want Daisy to be with Mike?
its been established that he's fucking terrible

Yeah but Daisy's cute tho

Yashi was cancer. I'm glad some of her final moments in the comic were in suffering.

She is a hoe.

>being this paranoid about cute cartoon cats
Just sad.

mike isnt teribble hes just an uninteresting choice
hes the mickey mouse/leonardo of the group

>its been established that he's fucking terrible
t. Lucy

Keep crying. Mike could impregnate half the cast if he wanted. Even the guys.

with the guys he would be a straight bottom

how so, it's cute and i'd like to have him see how she literally always takes his side. she's gonna be the one to pick him up when he eats shit with sandy
epic mike is bad meme

>hes the mickey mouse/leonardo of the group

>the corrupting of Molly

That's why she belongs with Paulo.

Ehehehehehehehe

Time to work them crops.

Requesting amazonian Daisy doing farmy things on a farm while only wearing tattled overalls

But Paulo isn't cute enough

y'know, like how he's a smart athlete with smarts and a (relatively) kind demeanor. all appealing traits but its missing personality

paulo wants to win the lucy bowl

Every update until you like it

the mary sue can-do-all that no one in the fandom likes.
Just like Mickey always got curbstomped in Carl Barks' stories. Because nobody liked him, not even other authors.

>inb4 lucy decides to toy with him before knocking his teeth out

I know she's supposed to be a huge bitch but like come on

Says you!

Took me a full minute to realize this wasn't just a normal cubone.

He had that certain scruffiness down to a T before the bobbleheading began.

no dubs, no dice

you can literally say the same for most of the cast

abbey is the worst boy

His athleticism is nearly never depicted, his smarts amount to being told he gets good scores on schoolwork, and he doesn't seem that kind since he's been hung up on his own romance angst shit for literally the entire 1800 page comic.

completely wrong

I have a lot of free time

You really need skills and good taste

so... you're saying he has even less of a personality?

>not a cat's skull
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Mike is a piece of shit and Sandy is going to cuck him, end of story

this isnt even bait, I'm pretty sure everyone who isnt an abbeyfag agrees with this

i want to taste molly's cookie

t. salty lucyfag
Don't worry, you can have a piece of him at the ending. :^)

A specialty, naturally.

paulo is just a dude who loves chicks who acts like an asshole but doesn't want to be an asshole
daisy is a nerd who wants to be popular and have everyone's attention, mainly by wanting to bang mike
lucy is just tsundere

>I'm sure that everyone except those who like the character think this
Bravo user.

Lucy's just a huge crush, but his heart is with Daisy. He just needs to accept that.

>can say the same for most of the cast
>lists completely different & (in the context of the comic) varied personalities

rephrase your argument, user

>implying
Mike is the canon alpha. Paulo go back to sucking.

I wish there was another edit of this that either replaced Paulo with Augustus or Lucy with Daisy

He turned down the Rachel the magnificent yet caring sexmachine for Lucy.

And probably still struggles with viewing Daisy as his littlesister from another mother.

>Mike
>Alpha

top kek

>crush
updated chart says he Loves her

His army of fangirls disagree. :^)

We need an Abbey/Augustus/Daisy version.

Well this did pop up on her tumblr.

...

Rachel is a hoe.

idk, i like daisy and paulo's friendship too much, seeing as he views her fairly highly in this regard for being his first friend in roseville. same with mike and lucy's friendship before it started to fall apart, which is what i hope they rebuild instead of becoming an endgame relationship. mike/daisy and lucy/paulo would be optimal

>alphamale letting a woman do the thinking for them

Maybe she wants him to actually make a move and not take it like a bitch.
She'll be waiting for another 15 years or so if that's the case.
>budum tss

>augustus/daisy/lucy/paulo would be optimal
fixed

>S-sandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>I-I-I need your help :'(

augustus/high school diploma is the thinking man's otp

Another 8 years actually.

> waiting for your opponent to grab a ball

It would be fine if she had waited for any of the others. Face it, she just went full sperg.

Molly is the FUTURE!

>Maybe she wants him to actually make a move and not take it like a bitch.
This. There's no pride in killing a dead man

t. Mike
Day of the Meow can't come fast enough

I hope this one is canon.

Augustus need to help his mom first.

post the chart if you can

Yes, yes, we know that.

It's the specific kind of Hoe I'm referring to.

dead man walking either way.