What gives Sup Forums? You told me this was going to be a trainwreck, an absolutely abhorrent movie

What gives Sup Forums? You told me this was going to be a trainwreck, an absolutely abhorrent movie.

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Reminder: it will be fun, therefore it will get good reviews. Also Disney controls the internet

NOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO CRASH AND BURN! THIS WAS OUR TIME Sup Forums!

>BEST MCU MOVIE YET
>BEST STAR WARS SINCE EMPIRE
always the same

;} Except us right bros we're all independent thinkers we are anonymous we are legion!

YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE BAD

IGN/10

Just post the party babies mgs picture

>Sup Forums ever being right

how new are you?

>IGN
Post film critics at least

>Last Jedi is better than Party Babyz

Jesus Christ, it's a masterpiece...

Did you know IGN used to own Rotten Tomatoes? Now Rotten Tomatoes is owned by Comcast haha

>trusting an IGN review
They are not good friends

This is now a /rage/ thread

>give star wars anything but perfect
>get barred from press releases

oh man, that god hand review was hilariously bad.

I don't understand why this board hates fun so much
Movies have literally always been fun (or at least are meant to be)

muh stah wers radin

>0%
HAHAHHAHA, HOW CAN THE MOUSE EVER RECOVER?

Because stur werz and murlel are fun only for 79iq """""""""people"""""""""

NOOOOOOOOO STER WERS IS PERFECT

IGN dude never ever trust them man everyone knows this

>ign
>implying I give a shit about any of these new characters

Because what the mainstream media defines as "fun" is either boring or cringe worthy or both.
Also depression.

>Sup Forumsirgins don't get relativity
Compare to other action titles like devil may cry and ninja gaiden godhand was pretty crap.

REMINDER:

rogerebert.com/reviews/star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace-1999
rogerebert.com/reviews/star-wars-episode-iii-revenge-of-the-sith-2005

Star Wars films are critic-proof. Phantom Menace received universal praise upon release.

>Empire
The best. Normies just parrot eachothers' opinions don't they?

Sup Forums is full of idiots and trolls that have no clue what they are talking about.

>I G -" can we give MGS4 an 11/10?"-N

Since Empire what? Clearly this author is a fanboy and his opinion can’t be taken seriously.

Why? Last Jedi is not a film. Flick at best.

Which jew wrote this?

BUT I THOUGHT ROGUE ONE WAS THE BEST SW MOVIE SINCE EMPIRE

I THOUGHT TFA WAS THE BEST SW MOVIE SINCE EMPIRE

Is this going to happen with every single one of these?

It's almost like all these "critics" that give their "consensus" have been raised on watered-down, inoffensive Disney shit and are now conditioned to think that their soulless mouse cunt actually produces movies of good quality.

I know. It's like just because everyone agrees it's the best one they somehow they think it's the best one. What fucking idiots.

>IGN
But wasn't there too much water in the island scenes?

>literally every SW movies is the best since empire
when will it finally be true?

Thanks Jews
I was watching some of the promotional videos they did for IGN

Just like Sup Forums is always right, Sup Forums is always wrong

>best since Empire
we've been listening to this every few months for the last 3 fucking years

>give honest review of a Disney movie
>good luck getting into a press junket ever again.

These people all said the same stuff about TFA on release, and then spent the next two years quietly changing their minds. Just think, Disney will soon own Fox as well. They're soon going to be like an unofficial oppressive movie government.

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

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>(5+6+7+2.5+5)/5=3
Literally what the fuck is this bullshit

being a fan of both the MCU and Star Wars almost feels like cheating these days. I'm actually getting tired of constantly winning.

What a surprise, they said it's the best since Empire. Noone saw that coming.

>feeling a sense of "winning" from multinational conglomerates making money

>CAPITALISM IS BAD
>MAKING MONEY IS BAD
>MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
>EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE
>REEEEEEEEER

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Kylo kills snoke leaving big bad with no back story or power of any kind

Luke evaporates after astral projection fight where he cant hang with Kylo

Ray is asked to rule the galaxy (as father and son almost) by Kylo but she has super powers because is gril is Disney

>t. cucked brainlet

did you actually see the state of the review? it would be fair if he compared it to games like you mention, but it was someone that flat didn't like fighting/action games, just tried to button mash and couldn't get past the second level because it was too hard for him.

he got mad that he was shit at it and blamed the game, like people who say dark souls is shit and give up because they died after ten minutes.

Ah Bloo Bloo

It's not about having fun, but movies that use fun as an excuse to say it's good. I hate LAZY fun. Movies where it's clear the director puts effort into the jokes and general design of the comedy, is what I can appreciate. Lazy juxtaposition jokes that Disney throws into all the Marvel movies is what I don't understand and hate. "Showtime, A-holes!" is not a clever joke. Guardians 2 is a lame as fuck movie with lame jokes.

Because most of the fags on this board are contrarians who hate things that are popular

>I hate LAZY fun.

I know right, being able to relax and have fun is the worst, fun should be HARD, it should be EARNED.

>"Showtime, A-holes!" is not a clever joke

that's not a joke at all, he's just saying "lets go" "lets do this" or whatever, that you think it was a joke might be part of your problem.

>glib facsimile
That was one beautiful line in a great review.

>you

>a story about how we wuz jedi and strong independent women who don't need no white men (BBC is still good) does well with critics
Shocking.

>9.7
lmao, okay mouse shill

I think the new star wars movies are shit that have managed to ruin star wars (can't really have fun like that, maybe they would be barely passable under some other name due to their budget they had to throw on effects, the writing is still terrible though so they would never be good) but your comment was autistic as fuck. Stop posting anytime.

You say that like it's bad thing. Shouldn't good humor be something clever with thought into it?

It was clearly meant to be a joke, though, in the context of the scene.

A New Hope is clearly the best by far, why has the (((Empire))) meme been pushed so relentlessly?

>YOU
I'm hoping this movie is good, but IGN's movie reviews are a joke.

V > VI > VII > IV > I > III > II

this
youtube.com/watch?v=1gpXMGit4P8

they literally can't compete

Is lazyness from the CREATOR part you dumbfuck

Is there a website like RT expect without women and cucks? Reading reviews written by base animals is not only offensive to the eye and mind but also a waste of time.

>their movies are shit with no artistic merit
>I don't want to pay for or consume their products
>also monopolies are bad
>REEEE YOU JUST HATE CAPITALISM YOU COMMIE
how many prog toys do you own?

The oldest and dumbest strawman.
Capitalism is supposed to give an optimum due to competition and demand.
Monopolies and braindead customers like you kill this advantage.

Fun = flicks, not movies

Movies = thoughtfulness

Masters of the Universe was fun.

Masters of the Universe was kino