Welp

Welp.

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SONYPONIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

Nu-Star Wars is dead. Bury it. Consider this a mercy.

unironically what the fuck did he mean by this

This is literally the glib facsimile guy.

Roger Moore does it again.

Sup Forums is wrong again

That Star Wars is shit and the new Star Wars is different shit.

(((Universal acclaim)))

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Dropping fast already.

cnn.com/2017/12/12/entertainment/star-wars-the-last-jedi-review/index.html

CNN hates it, and I can't imagine that they have the most scathing reviews by any means

"Star Wars" is not an adjective. It means whoever wrote that is a drooling imbecile whose opinion should be ignored.

Sup Forums btfo again and again

>50,000 Disneybux has been deposited into your account

"Its not copy of Empire strikes back so I dont like it"

>no punch-in-the-gut moment
>luke dying isn't a punch

That means they fucked it up and his death had no emotional impact. Probably because it was revealed that he caused Kylo to go dark in the first place because he's an insane attempted child murderer.

CNN hates it because they're a liberal cock sucking team.

>I don't like it because it's a glib facsimile
>I don't like it because it's not a glib facsimile
Fuck you Moore you were the worst James bond

>let the past die, kill it
>movie is a copy of ESB and ROTJ shot for shot
pottery

>he's an insane attempted child murderer.
like father like son!

wat

dude every star wars movie is another star wars movie shot for shot.

What is this pain I feel in the back of my head?

>Nu Wars is SJW liberal trash!
>CNN only hates Nu Wars because it's LIBERAL
???

Uh oh, does this mean if TLJ gets shit reviews that Sup Forums will like it?

This. They can't handle the Porgp.

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Fuck yes, based Moore telling the truth.

Well that's impossible so no

When RLM tells us to love it THEN we will

no they weren't . they weren't good but they were unique.

fuck the mouse

ign 9,7/10

Would be hilarious watching everyone here making a 180-degree spin on this

if it were a copy of ESB this movie would be rated in the negatives for copying.

>Episode 1 and 4 = young Skywalker blows up round space thing after the rest of his squad fails, the wise mentor dies

>Episode 2 and 5 = romance, loss of a hand, darker than the first (anakin slaughtering an entire tribe, women and children included)

>Episode 3 and 6 = furry warriors, betrayal between master and apprentice (anakin -> obiwan, vader -> emperor)
PREQULS UNIK

Not even a 10? Wow RIP Star Wars cinematic universe

I'm just gonna wait until reddit letter media tells me what to think.
Sup Forums is always fucking wrong.

Yeah right, keep telling yourself that while gobbling Disney's shit. The prequels were genuine poetry and I never noticed the similarities except Qui Gon' death. Only years after when it was made public

not so funny after all

see

The only time Sup Forums is right is when it's so obvious a retard can see it like fantfourstic or Justice League

>Based on 10 paid shills
It will go down, user.

i was thinking more set and character design, certain particular dynamics of the plot like bringing back the underdog angle for the rebellion. i know they follow the same hero journey thing with a loss of limbs being a key visual

>CNN hates it

WTF I love nu-Wars now!

Turns out Disney has enough money to pay reviewers. Who knew?

Oh wait, it's exactly the same story as TFA. Which means in about a year people will have the balls to start saying it "wasn't that good". How brave.

Ironically this review made me want to see the movie more than the enthusiastic reviews from women and soys.

GUESS WHO'S BACK


BACK AGAIN

kek

It's more that they tried their hardest to emulate it but failed.

lmao the more this goes on the more obvious it becomes how paid these reviews are.

Rotten Tomatoes needs to be put in there fucking place and die. They've become more important than individual film critics and they know and are being fucking smug about. It's all the fucking braindead score obsessed normies fault.

>In crass commercial terms, no clairvoyance is necessary to predict that "The Last Jedi" will be a huge hit, blunting any criticism. Yet if "The Empire Strikes Back" stands as the defining chapter in the "Star Wars" saga, as second movies go, "Last Jedi" ranks closer to the "Attack of the Clones" end of the gene pool.
I feel so vindicated

That it reached cinema status

I know that's why I'm telling you it's petry because the movie are completely different with different themes. And the similiraties didn't stick out except for cutting hand and Qui Gon' death.
The new movies are dumb reboots shot for shot patched together in wrong order and without any consistency.

But everyone says they tried their hardest not to be ESB, even to the movie's detriment

"It's worse than a glib facsimile"

Based best James Bond

jesus wept

Well, you tried, Sup Forums

Nice fake but at that many reviews there would be a consensus and it would be certified

rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_last_jedi

That's his point though, it's a copy of TESB, but without all the good parts, just like the last one was a copy of ANH without the good parts too.

I am so glad. SW is great again, guys!

down it goes

The RT percentage will probably end up being 89-92%.

>So many elements in Episode VIII are recycled that it could have been called Rerun of the Jedi.

Are they doing this shit again? Fuck the mouse.

Any news on boyega saying a joke to the camera deadpool style?

IGER BLESS YOU BASED DISNEY


MAY YOU ONE DAY OWN EVERY MOVIE THAT GETS MADE

It'll have thousands of 10/10 reviews. disney clickfarms the fuck out of RT.

I'm unironically looking forward to the "master codebreaker" and Superman Leia. Gonna laugh my ass off.

Attack of the Clones was several orders of magnitude better than both The Force Awakens and Rogue One.

Dark Knight of SW? So Luke dies?

He clearly likes the OT and wants to see it develops. TFA didn't develop, so he didn't like it. TLJ shits on the OT, so he didn't like it.

>Average rating 8.5/10
>96%

???

Hello Disney employee!

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The tomatometer is positive reviews divided by total reviews. It's not the same as average rating.

And it's certified fresh. How will Sup Forums ever recover?

so was tfa
and we know how that turned out

So is Ghostbusters. Critics are irrelevant.

>r-rlm won't let us down... th-they'll tell us it's bad I-I just know it

What's the problem

So is dark knight and godfather, what's your point?

Welp Sup Forums is once again btfo hahahahaha!

no chapter this week
so you are

Fuck off capeshitter

certified means fuck all
ghostbusters is more recent and indicative of reviews

I'm wait for torrents. I don't like Star Wars that much and TFA was not an improvement.

Anything other than 100% is a win

Ghostbusters was as well kek

no, redditors only think that because they're simpletons who rely on overly simple convenient reasoning.

What's the top two movies ?

This board is full of redditors at this point, so I guess you have a point.

How did we get retconned into thinking Star Wars was ever good?

It's typical nostalgia treadmill.

Each installment is bad, but it tricks you into remembered previous one as better.

and?

Maybe I'm a cynical fuck but I never though ESB was that good. It's always being given the title of best star wars film but for what. Vader is lukes father? Weak give me binary sunset or victory celebration anyday

>"I can't read"
>"I can't into meme green text"
Jesus Christ

Its because its unironically the only good film of the franchise.

new hope? Boring trash
return of the jedi? lame
prequels? lol utter shit

(((Mendelson)))