>Be the main character of the epic space adventure movies >Beloved worldwide by fans >Years passes >Still beloved >New trilogy happens and producers bait you to sign for a new epic space adventure with old buddy Solo and sis Leia >But the force is now female >In the first one you have 10 sec of screentime >Your buddy bro die like a fucking white male killed by his son that was your padawan >You're sad about these new movies and your character >Everyone reassures you Luke is important to the franchise >Second movie happens >The force is still female >You're a sad old man on an island >You tried to kill your nephew padawan causing him to went full retard >Your buddy bro friend blood is in your hands >You force-project yourself trying to be the great hero you used to be >Die like a fucking white male
>You cant love a character portrayed by an actor with a different political opinion
spotted the /leftypol/ larping as an alt-righter.
Eli Williams
>this movie is challenging in a way the others aren't Holy shit
Alexander Scott
I couldn't care less. Even if it doesn't affect his political views, I'm sure Mark will now approach SJW crowd with more concern, aware of how trash they are.
Mason Thompson
He force-project himself to fight the emo kid but die out of exaustion like a fucking white male.
Nathan Jenkins
oh yeah im sure its "very" mentally challenging just like the last two movies
im thinking if i should go whole next year without watching any movies. that way i´ll never be disappointed
Jackson Rogers
I think he means the movie is mentally challenged
Hudson Perry
only go to cinema if you're a multi-millionare otherwise just wait for the decent torrents
Robert Rogers
>being an unemployed fat piece of shit projecting? And btw they didn't give him a makeover, he worked out to get there. Carrie Fisher on the other didn't bother losing weight and they wanted to make her look like a badass female Jedi, but reality hit them hard.
Joseph Kelly
He went into voice acting because he was in a car accident that scarred his face.
He probably gave up taking care of his body due to that, while now he's been given a makeover to help him look dramatically better.
Christian Perry
Twitter banter is fine as long as you're not frothing at the mouth and obsessing over politics 24/7 like some other celebs on that trashfire of a website
William Clark
The Force demands that gays, feminists, trannies and non-whites become the new jedi. Whites can join the dark side if they want to oppose the new order.
David Jackson
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Julian Harris
Will he come back as a ghost in the next movie?
Anthony Baker
He's right.
Kevin Wilson
Only if he stops sassing KKKennedy and Jabrams in public.
Brayden Sanders
if you want the truth, Squadron 42 Should had been Released some time ago, but Thanks to Disney fucking up with CR and the SP development, they had to wait.
the Interview that he did for PC game was on a fucking embargo for 9 months
Ethan Bell
Only if he stops sassing KKKennedy and Jabrams in public.
Nathan Phillips
Based Mark. God damn Kathleen Kennedy to hell that rot cunt whore!
JJ Abrams is a fucking kike who only got a career cause he's a fucking jew