Luke will never live up to be the Jedi Master you always believed he would be

>Luke will never live up to be the Jedi Master you always believed he would be

This is the worst timeline..


FUCK YOU DISNEY

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What if he pulls another new power out of his ass and comes back to life in the next one?

Force projection is fucking stupid. I just want Luke to master both the light and dark side of the force and go out with a bang. HE WENT WITH A WHIMPER.

It doesn't change the fact they made him look like scared, sloppy, fatass old hermit jacking off on deserted island. Damage is already done. Nothing can undone this.

Remember that nuwars is fanfic and nothing but trash, free your mind from this garbage and get on with your life

>You will never see Luke force choke anyone again

why even live

>You will never see OP Luke training padawans

He was until Ben and his knights of autismo fucked it all up

I'm more concerned with the corruption of his moral character than his lack of superpowers. He was never supposed to be as strong as Anakin anyway

Let the past die

Reddit will defend this.

>You will never see the hot Luke wife ever again
Why live?

>Anakin
Who? Oh you mean that guy from the prequel stuff? Yeah, Disney retconned him, he doesn't exist anymore

OT: Luke still believed that there is still some good in Vader and he hasn't fully lost to the dark side.

NuShit: Luke ignites saber ready to kill Ben because of SOME Dark side rising in Ben

Lmal

He did master both. That's how he brought balance to the force in ROTJ

>Brings balance to the force
>saves the galaxy
it doesnt fucking matter anymore

why

Why can't they make movies look like this? People would fucking explode from excitement.

Instead we get old hermit Luke with huge beer belly, fat asian whore and monkey looking nigger.

> In the end, Luke projects himself through some Force tech in order to fight Kylo (while remaining on his little island) which destroys him physically and like the Jedi masters before him, fades into nothing but a cloak and becomes a Force spirit.
>this is unironically how luke dies

LMAO

Who here actually raging inside? I feel so bad for Mark Hamil. You can tell how pissed he is. George must be laughing his ass off that Disney is making the prequels look good.

Me. I used to watch the OT on VHS what seemed like everyday when I was 5. Luke was my hero and I always held out hope to see him return in a sequel and be a Jedi badass. THIS is not what I had in mind.

We will NEVER see it. This was our last chance to see Luke be the hero we always wanted. And it's gone.

At this point, why does he even care if he gets sued for shitting all over it?

Why didn't he just 'leave the fucking island' and not die from 'not leaving the fucking island'

Here’s hoping they have an Earth 2 trilogy where none of this new stuff happened

I'm the same. I know Han is usually considered the more popular, cooler character but Luke's been my hero since I was a kid. They brought him back to do nothing in TFA, be a complete failure of a Master and then die. These films aren't canon in any meaningful way but fuck them, they shit on OT fans more than the prequels, as bad as they were, ever did.

>It's a great movie
>The fans are going to love it!

HEY LUKE DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME YOU ALMOST MURDERED YOUR NEPHEW

>I saw darkness. I'd sensed it building in him. I'd seen it in moments during his training. But then I looked inside, and it was beyond what I ever imagined.
>Snoke had already turned his heart. He would bring destruction, and pain, and death, and the end of everything I love because of what he will become.
>And for the briefest moment of pure instinct, Ithought I could stop it. It passed like a fleeting shadow, and I was left with shame, and with consequence. And the last thing I saw were the eyes of a frightened boy whose master had failed him.

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Pick literally any redditor anywhere and spam that Luke dies at them through PMs, it's unlikely you'll be banned because your messages aren't public

Redditors are constantly checking their inboxes and the PM notification is the same as the reply notification for them, a simple "Luke dies :)" will do fine and they won't be able to avoid seeing it.

Focus in particular on larger subs filled with retards who actually give a shit, such as /r/movies and /r/starwars

And don't forget to collect the tears and abusive messages and share them here.

>star wars is the greatest franchise of all time!
>the prequels happen
>lotr comes out
>reeee fuck lotr star wars is better
>the hobbit comes out
>haha now you know how it feels!
>the force awakens about to be released
>star wars is back baby! luke is back! han and chewie!
>han dies
>leia actually dies
>sequel
>all this shit happens

it's almost too cruel to gloat about

Disney and Kathleen Kennedy both have a big ol' hate boner for the original Star Wars fans.

Wait, full stop:

Did luke die a virgin?

>obi wan dies a failure
>anakin dies a failure
>luke redeems them and dies a failure
this is such bullshit

It's shocking how much though. I don't understand why the fuck they put Star Wars in her hands. I genuinely think this is going to kill enthusiasm about these films for a lot of people.

why did disney forget about lando?
im sure he visited a space prostitute or 2

Fuck I hope none of this is true. Luke is one of my favorite characters

This is it. There are no more rules and any 2-bit writer can write any retarded thing they want.

Disney are the biggest whores of all

I feel bad for Mark and I'm happy that George is happy knowing Disney fucked up. Mark is dying without Carrie or Harrison. Just him on a set with no friends. Why even live.

Look, I was a massive Star Wars fan from birth. But LotR absolutely kicked the shit out of all things Star Wars. Shame about the Hobbit though...

Guys let’s make a Star Wars trilogy where all the old heroes are back and then not give them a single scene together!

Into the trash it goes.

I'm confused. did Luke actually die, or did he intentionally turn into a ghost?
And did his actual ghost die afterwards?

Not unless it was shown or stated in the movies.

Luke Skywalker died a virgin who only ever kissed his sister.

Fuck's sake, even Anakin got off better than that.

He's not dead,they're setting up a tweest for the next one. He was either never on Ach-to and was projecting the whole time from somewhere else, or he can now pop in and out of reality anywhere in the galaxy, like force ghost 2.0.

Woah, woah... Mr. Colt 45 doesn't even make an appearance? WTF?!

Implying I will watch it

hamill is too old

Not in the only timeline that matters.

The prequels were good, grow up kid.

>Darth Maul
>Qui-Gon Jinn
>Young Obi Wan Konobi
>Young Anakin
>Mace Windu
>New ideas for lightsabers
>Yoda actually doing some fighting
>Count Dooku
>Sheev
>Younglings jedi massacre by Anakin
>Mustafar fight

You must be retarded franchise didn't gained anything from prequels.

>Luke Skywalker died a virgin who only ever kissed his sister.

He dies and force ghosts can be destroyed too now. Yeah not kidding.

>I failed you, Ben. I'm sorry.

>I'm sure you are! The Resistance is dead. The war is over. And when I kill you, I will have killed the last Jedi.

>Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong. The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And I will not be the last Jedi.

>I'll destroy her, and you, and all of it.

>No. Strike me down in anger and I'll always be with you. Just like your father. See you around, kid.

Luke almost pulled an anakin on ben???

What're you talking about user?

REAL Luke rebuilt the Order better than it ever was before, had a loving family, saved the galaxy a bunch of times and brought peace to all.

Good designs and character ideas, used and written horribly. They're far more interesting than this glib facsimile though.

>luke 1
>me 0
i wish i had twin sister to kiss

>Nu-Wars: Attractive People Need Not Apply

Think about it this way, if they didn't kill him in VIII, they'd have probably made him The First Openly Gay Character In Star Wars™. Kom Suser Todd. At least now, he's free.

The thing is that they got Hamill into pretty decent shape but the costume & makeup department deliberately aged/bulked him. Seriously these films are fucking awful even in concept.

Behold the power of Mad Manuel. RLM fags BTFO.

I'm glad Hamill has the balls to straight up say he doesn't like what they did with Luke.

Meaning when every Disney faggot says "durr, actually if you think about it it makes total sense" I can link them Luke himself saying it's all completely out of character and bullshit.

Based Hamill.

No one cares about writing. This isn't fuckin opera. People went autonut mode when they saw Vader in R1 for 15 seconds with literally ZERO writing involved. It's all about cool designs and epic fights.

It's almost like he is a sky walker

Damn right man. Mother fucking Luke is Grand Master in the true canon. (Don't hate me but I liked the New Jedi Order series. It wasn't empire vs rebels for once)

I don’t really care about SW, never got into the EU, but this is upsetting that Luke will never achieve this in the films. Instead we get rehashed stuff, and surviving in space, and bizarre force powers.

The past was better.

He's the last Jedi, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. He can get fat, be drunk off his ass and still legitimately claim to be a 'Master' as there's nobody left to say how he should behave.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0IR6fJlV0

>luke never leaves the island

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>TFA is shit because it's too much of a homage and pure fan service
>TLJ is shit because it does things differently and doesn't feature enough fan service like luke being le badass jedi we know and love

Just (((them))) doin' their thing.

Down with Western archetypes!

>he can do whatever the fuck he wants
Including running away and hiding like a little bitch for years after trying to assassinate his nephew in his sleep. What a hero.

TLJ is almost a shot for shot Empire Strikes Back remake, with the degenerate subversion of the original philosophical themes here and there.

HE'S JUST A MYTH

>pure fan service

Yeah it was great when Luke wasn't in the film and Han was brutally murdered. The people making these films are too stupid to make fans happy.

We don't deserve him. Fuck Disney.

Luke deserves to wreck shit and be a badass.

DUDE QUIPS LMAO

>This is Commander Poe Dameron of the Republic fleet, I have an urgent communique for General Hugs. Patch him through.

>This is General Hux of the First Order. The Republic is no more. Your fleet are Rebel scum and war criminals. Tell your precious princess there will be no terms, there will be no surrender.

>Hi, I'm holding for General Hugs.

>This is Hux. You and your friends are doomed. We will wipe your filth from the galaxy.

>Okay. I'll hold.

>Hello?

>Hello? Yup. I'm still here. Can he hear me? Hugs?

>He can.

>With an 'H.' Skinny guy. Kinda pasty.

>I can hear you. Can you hear me?

>Look, I can't hold forever. If you reach him, tell him Leia has an urgent message for him...

>I believe he's tooling with you, sir.

>...about his mother.

>Open fire!

To be honest the 'real' Jedi were pretty much self-serving scumbags by the end so he's in good company.

>TFA comes out
>Sup Forums complains that Rey is obviously either Luke's kid or Kenobi's
>turns out not to be the case, she's just a normal girl with no importance (which Sup Forums loved when BR2049 pulled that shit earlier this year)
>Sup Forums rages this time

>TFA comes out
>fans complain that Rey is a Mary Sue
>turns out she's not and gets her ass kicked in this movie
>fans complain

>TFA complains that Snoke is Sheev 2.0
>obviously Ben is gonna redeem himself this time so predictable lel
>turns out ben kills Sheev and is everything evil Vader aspired to be -- even makes Hux get on his knees and sux
>Sup Forums complains

>ROTJ pretty clearly shows that Luke will try to become the head of a new order of Jedi with Leia
>Sup Forums anticipates that, per the EU this will be pretty lame and predicatable since its been done a hundred times in books and video games etc shit
>TLJ twists this into Luke failing to create a new order, and going into hiding to study the Jedi and hoping that they'll just die off since the jedi/sith conflict killed billions and is just pointless
>Sup Forums complains

>Wahhhh this isn't the EU shit i read about in my pathetic youth while watching shinto tentacle porn and playing gameboy like a lame boy waaaah too much diversity I cant even see starwars thru the black and yellow ppl making up the shit

You misogynistic pigs are the worst. This is the new sw universe. Deal with it.

>DUHHHH DA PWEQUOOS ARE GUD CUZ I WIKE DA COO STUF LIK DA WITESABOOS AND DA EXPWOSIONZZZ
spoken like a true downie child

Except in TFA they didn't give anything fans wanted and just used things they thought was sufficient like Millenium Falcon and Han Solo.

People wanted Luke in his glory, people wanted more top tier lightsaber fights and Vader. Instead they got cheap New Hope rehash with Mary Sue and nigger + bunch of SJW shit.

Nah, you just hate women and minorities because you're a fat white middle-aged virgin.

>create a beloved trilogy
>make some joke prequels
>having forced people into acceptance of their existence, decide to continue the story
>well we've got all this material to work wi-
>lol lets make luke a lonely old hermit and kill han cos lets face it, it's the only way we're getting harrison ford back
>but luke-
>fuck luke, let's kill him too

jesus christ i'm so glad i don't care about star wars

I am fucking livid. The original trio after rotj all ended up as failures. Thet exist only as props to hold up the bland new cast.

just kidding

based mark

Mark Hamill and George Lucas should create their own trilogy, with Jar Jar Binks as the main character and an 80min long fight between Mark and Jar Jar Binks

...

You can go back to your Beverly Hills 90210 for some quality writing because we know you're into this.

Than maybe and just MAYBE you'll realise no one cares about writing in Star Wars movies. The writing is not bad in NT, yet it's shit. Ever wondered why is that?

>love the original trilogy
>shit ewok movies come out
>shit cartoons come out
>shit remastered versions of OT come out
>shit prequels come out
>shit prequel cartoons come out
>shit prequel cartoon movie comes out
>shit new cartoon comes out
>shit sequel comes out
>shit pre-sequel comes out
>shit sequel coming out
i dont know if you dont see the trend, but star wars fans only care about the OT, nothing else matters

Except by the end The Clone Wars was GOAT Star Wars.

This was exactly me when I was kid, always had hopes and daydreams of a sequel trilogy of Luke being a badass and leading other Jedis. Obviously disney isn't obligated to adapt my headcanon, but with all this fanservice pandering that disney is keen on having with remember death star, remember empire vs rebels, remember help me obi wan kenobi and so on, why the fuck couldn't disney pander to the ONE thing fans have been wanting since this trilogy has been announced which was to give us jedi master luke, instead they go make him a fucking child murdering loser who doesn't do anything on an island, not even to train rey since she's too powerful, and then slumps over and dies just to serve as a distraction for the empire all so rey can steal luke's jedi order plot. I was disappointed with TFA nothing more, but this shit makes me rage, I refuse to see this movie.

i can't imagine being such a retard (you) with such little understanding of film or how anything works really

At any stage did they think "Hey this is fucking retarded"

He populated the Resistance, they did't forget about him.

Speak for yourself fag

Luke didn't give up on Vader and now he's going to kill a kid?

>Yoda does some fighting
you mean when he coated himself in flubber?

It's a family tradition, like a rite of passage.

Such a Dark side thing to do, considering the story of Darth Plagus the wise.

Sorry to burst your bubble sweetheart, but don't tell me you like OT because of the writing which is pretty terrible with shit ton of plotholes. Lucas is pretty terrible with everything beyond those characters concepts and cool ideas for fight scenes. And that's what people wanted. Not his horse shit ass tier writing.

You've got to be fucking kidding.

>takes a leap of faith with Vader, a father who was never there and responsible for genocide and killing his old mentor/friend, the leap of faith actually pays off.
>Instinctively tries to murder his nephew that he's known since birth, the son of his best friend, because the kid was tempted by the darkside.

I'm very curious to see what mental loops redditors will make to defend this.

A shame lotr rights were bought by amazon, prepare for the worst