MOOOOORTAL KOMBAAAT!

MOOOOORTAL KOMBAAAT!

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PARAM PARAM PARAM PARARARAM...

ultimate pleb tier - liu kang
general pleb tier - scorpion/sub-zero
meh tier - futzin
good tier - kitana/kai
patrician tier - reptile

LIUE KANG.......SONYA......JAX........KITANA.........JADE......SUB ZERO........SCORPION......CYRAX....SMOKE......SHIVA......MOTARO .......HAHAHAHAHAHA

The only one you got right is Reptille the rest is all wrong nigga

>The ultimate Jobber, Reptile
>Patrician

How deluded can one be?

>Reptile
>the ultimate jobber
nah nigga that's Baraka

literally such a designated jobber he was downgraded to an NPC for some shitty new character in the latest game to kill in like 2 seconds lmao

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What RT score would this film get if it was released today ?

hey guys remember when video games were hard?

10-30%

a FLAWLESS 100%

No, I don't.

this would never run on my Amiga.

>fun film
>doesn't take itself seriously
>strong female characters
Yeah...I'm thinking 100%

I want Kitana to sit on my face.

>tfw could never beat Kintaro as a kid
>always had to pick Baraka and use his broken move to get past the game
I was a scrub

REPTILE

SHO EE FREEZES THIS GUOY

>I have yet to beat Kintaro

Who else spammed this?

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What did he say?

YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME, SHANG!

AYIMAMBARE

YOURMOTHERSFROMLA

>What did he say?
BAZINGA

IGOTTASAAAWWWW
ALIBABAAYYYYY

Fighting for the tiger!
or
Fighting for the bear!

At least that is what my brothers and I always said when playing mortal kombat back in the 90s.
I miss the days when you would play video games outside of the game. Like my bros and I would pretend fight in the living room and even had a thing when we uppercut we would run upstairs like it was a level swtich.

>Who else spammed this?
I just used standard moves while people fumbled around trying to do special. Then I would throw a special in on occasion to mess with them.

JONNYISINTHECARRR

uppercuts were ridiculously OP

just crouch and wait for the CPU to walk near you, then uppercut.

Also this infinite combo

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>the sound of shit's about to go down

>Prepare yourself.
>Nothing can prepare you.

BARAKA

>yfw Milena took her mask off for the first time

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What did she say?

CANITAKEYOURORDERRRRRR?

TOASTY!!!!!

The best...

>not spamming leg sweeps to victory

you should check out vampirella
youtu.be/gYxU8bfwB-U

Theme gets me pumped still do this day.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Baraka is a title (war chief) not a name.
The Baraka that got rekt wasn't really our boi Baraka.

BAZINGA

who caught this easter egg in Thor:Ragnarok?

THE REVELATIONx3

Best game - Mortal Kombat 3 Ultimate for the Sega Megadrive

I can beat each and every one of you on it. Fags. You don't know how good I am.

who do you use,chump?

Kill yourself

I can use anyone, but favs are Cyrax, Smoke, Sub-Zero (unmasked) and any ninja desu

I can cheese the shit out of it with Jax, Kano, Liu Kang and Noob Saibot, I don't really like them

Just to remind everyone, you can cancel this move in Mortal Kombat 1. Not Raiden, the guy getting hit with it. So if he gets you with it, spear him, freeze him, shadow ball him, whatever. MK1's a beautiful mess.

I had this as a kid and watched it a shitload.

Forgot Nightwolf in the favs and Stryker in the cheese

Dat flagpole succ

I used to like Kabal

YEAH BOI

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>not KOMBAT TIME

ABBAADEEBADAAAAAAAA

Johnny Cage was God tier.

>Not learning Scorpion's moveset inside and out and completely dominating your local arcade in middle school
I am the only man in this thread that knows this feel.

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i actually have played a bunch of different mortal combat games recently, and i'm average at best now. However, as a kid i was probably literally the best mortal combat player on earth or close to it. None of you could even come remotely close. I dominated every arcade, even the autistic adults(who got especially mad) , every friend and challenger from my school or others who tried. You guys have no idea, i would wreck you. nothing personal

Give it up, baby. I've studied all your moves

Probably. The vast majority of us weren't even born when this shit dropped. You old, dood

90s born queers were a mistake

Id give you a run for your money with johnny cage. I miss arcades.

No one in this entire world could beat me if im using scorpion at an arcade.

Im 24. my local arcade from '05ish just happened to have an MK2 machine.

>THIS LITTLE GOOK'S SOUL IS MINE... YOU'RE NEXT!
>Sub-Zipperhead and Scorpaki, deadliest of enemies, but slaves to the Reich.
>Those were $500 sunglasses, wetback
>Use the element that brings life, oven dodger!
>All those souls and you still don't have one of your own? I pity you, slope!

The Raimi edition was fucking surreal.

I always liked this song, how would people react to music like this in a fight scene today?
youtube.com/watch?v=uDTFp_lRMoE

Me and my friends thought it was the dopest shit and would put the soundtrack on CD players and do autistic fighting moves at each other. There was this one nigga who wanted to be Jaxx and put pringles cans on his arms and started sperging out.

>ewww what is this old shit

Mortal kombat came out before all this fucking racial garbage had to be inserted in to everything. Cut your fucking throat nigger

>There was this one nigga who wanted to be Jaxx and put pringles cans on his arms and started sperging out.
fucking lol

did Jax have a metal dick???????

My two older cousins picked on me alot. One time they tied to a tree at my uncles farm and left me out in the cold night. Welp nice to shoot his herion into my toe...

OOOOOOOHHHH CHINESE NINJA WARRIOR

Get aids faggot

Fucking rad
youtube.com/watch?v=QU574YuFI7M

Funny how the fatalities and the gore and nintendo trying to have it banned in the USA managed to hide the fact that the MK games were absolute fucking rubbish til like UMK3. And I bought 2 of em.

Most hype moment of all time

Fuck Kintaro, took me nearly 20 years to finally beat him

You weak pathetic faggot. Ive come for your soul.

name a better fucking movie theme song

Is tying people to trees a common thing in the south? My grandmother (mixed race) use to tie her younger half sister (all white) to a tree and force feed her dog shit when she was left to babysit. The whole tree tying thing is something I run into a lot when discussing family stories with other southerners.

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90's rock will forever be the best and baddest around.
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What's the song that plays in annihilation when sindel and the reptiles show up?

no u, casul

Plage of fags ruins another thread

Shock is so god-like.