Mfw mom says it's bed time

>mfw mom says it's bed time

>mfw Getting into an argument with mom

>mfw mom finds your porn stash

>mfw mom makes sloppy joes again

>mfw mom leaves her underpants on the floor

>mfw mom is in the shower

>mfw mom dies in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post

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joke's on you she died when i was 16 :^)

>mfw dad talks shit about DBZ

Yo user that's not cool

>mfw mom says fuck off back to Sup Forums

>mfw mom keeps giving me back rubs

can't risk it

>mfw mom forgets I already had one pudding cup

>mfw mom posts a stale meme

That's cool, my mom and I hate each other.

>mfw pulls out the thermometer and its not the oral one

>MFW this motherfucker's too stupid to kill his mom properly

no

Damn it

>my mom's face when dad's home

I've never replied to one of these posts

but my mother actually was diagnosed with breast cancer last fall and I think this is why.

Wow okay

>mfw mom says I have to get dressed to go to grandma's

>mfw there's no tendies

>mfw mom calls crying on the phone that shes lost after my autistic father threw a temper tantrum and stormed off after picking her up from the airport

At least she went peacefully

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>mfw mom says its dinner time

Is it sad that even though I have Immunity Dog, I still reply to these?

tell us your story

Sonofabitch

>mfw mom says pizza for dinner

No

You fool, your back magic has no effect on me.

im gunna gechya

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>mfw mom tells me I'm such a handsome man

fine here's your (you), just leave my mom alone

>mfw mom tells me to get a girlfriend and give her grandchildren

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>mfw mom puts on her mud mask

Fuck you

>mfw mom asks if there's any girls I'm interested in

>mfw mom tells me I can have dessert

>mfw kys

>Watching Resurrection F with my dad
>So the guys eating ice cream are gods?

>mfw my kid has shit taste for anime and thinks that DBZ is good

>MFW mom's trying a new recipe

I hate you

>mfw mom posts minions memes on Facebook

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p-please don't hurt my mom

>MFW my mom says I'm unattractive and asks me why I'm not into sports.

ugh, can you like, not?

>mfw mom says best friend can sleep over

Thank you user for blessing this thread.

>mfw mom says something bigoted

>mfw mom throws away your Magic The Gathering cards

mfw they have to use that thermometer and i have to pretend I'm very uncomfortable with putting things in my butt so nobody finds out I'm a slut

>mfw mom creeps me up about religion

>mfw mom says "your father doesn't hate you..."

>mfw mom says something serious but you laugh anyway

>mfw Mom has been dead for years

fuck you

>MFW SOME GUY ON THE INTERNET IS TRYING TO KILL MY MOM

>mfw mom says she won't take me to mcdonalds because I swore at grandma

>mfw mom want's to show you the "Talking Tom" app

>mfw dad says he's proud of you

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>scenes of mother spirit/son bonding with Hilarious outcomes
>80s ambient music plays in the background
>ghost mom™ coming soon
im sorry

>mfw mom tells her friends I'm on the spectrum

>tfw alone with mom and she keeps talking about how depressed she is

>mfw mom is making dindin

>mfw find out mom was a hooker and i was accident

>mfw mom bans me from using the computer

>tfw saw dad dressing up as mom

Do you accept the contract anons? Or do you /want/ your mom to die?

>tfw my dad would make me watch DBZ with him because he was a huge weeb

Lol

Well, if anybody here hates their mom, now's their chance.

>tfw also saw mom dressing up as dad
>Nothing changes

>mfw mom's friend is a licensed psychotherapist and legitimately diagnoses me on the spectrum

>mfw mom tells me 5 more minutes on the computer

You fuck

>When mom has work tonight so dad and your brothers have to make dinner instead

no pls mom is my only friend

man that was cool af. pizza or some shit like that and dad almost always said yes when i asked for candy or chips

I can't believe I fell for such an obvious one.

>MFW I'm alone for the week.

>MFW it's pancakes for every meal for a week.

>mfw mom drops the "it's cancer" bomb

>mfw can hear mom and dad doing it in the next room

same boat dude

how's yours doing?

>mfw mom calls my little brother a cuck aussie tripfag

Good. Now the nagging can finally end.
Wait...

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Damnit you 89 year old motherfucker!!!

She'll probably be fine, honestly. Stepdad's work gives killer insurance and the doctors give her a 90% shot at beating it. Hope yours is doing well.

That's a very smug Mickey.

There, you got your (you).

dont you fucking