THE LAST JEDI SCRIPT LEAK THREAD #2

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We really are “The Last Jedi”

This is monstrous. They really destroyed the magic.

Everyone say it

This might honestly be worse than the prequels and TFA

>See you around, kid.
This is a real line of dialogue in the movie btw

Bumping the thread.

Why did Mrs. Kennedy do it anons?

In how many hours is release? When will someone be able to confirm authenticity?

Based Disney saving Star Wars. Can't wait to see all of these quips in the theater!

Can someone who read this give me the cliffs?

>BOTH: May the Force be...


>(BOTH CHUCKLING)


>You go on.
>I've said it enough.


>May the Force
>be with you always.

I want to die fast and violently!

I NEVER ABANDONED YOU, GEORGE

>disney is just selling a soulless product with "star wars" slapped on top
>yfw in retrospect george was a creative genius

I'm about halfway through. This is a mess.

This is your fault you prequel hating faggots

>at the end of he film the kid is shown having force powers moving object ala Tarkosvy Stalker Ending

>the new force Jedi reborn


Kek

already confirmed, it has parts that got mentioned in reviews before the reviews ever got posted

OHNONONONONONONONONONONO

>And when I kill you, I will have killed The Last Jedi™.
>The war is just beginning. And I will not be The Last Jedi™.

No, you want to kill violently

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>(LIGHTSABER CRACKLING)


>(GRUNTS)


>(SCREAMING)


>No.


>See you around, kid.

hen I found you,


I saw
what all masters live to see.


Raw, untamed power.


And beyond that,
something truly special.


The potential
of your bloodline.


A new Vader.


Now I fear


I was mistaken.
I've given
everything I have to you.
To the dark side.
Take that
ridiculous thing off.


(HELMET HISSING)


Yes, there it is.


You have too much of your
father's heart in you,


young Solo.


I killed Han Solo.


When the moment came,
I didn't hesitate.


And look at you,


the deed split your spirit
to the bone.


You were unbalanced,


bested by a girl who had
never held a lightsaber!


You failed!


(ZAPPING)


Skywalker lives.


The seed
of the Jedi Order lives.


And as long as it does,


hope lives in the galaxy.


I thought you would be the one
to snuff it out.


Alas, you're no Vader.

You're just a child
in a mask.

>You went straight to the Dark.
WTF?! I thought that the Dark Side was based on negative emotions!

-I'm sure you are!
The Resistance is dead.
The war is over.
And when I kill you,
I will have killed
the last Jedi.

AHH SAVE ME HUX

>its real

im not even attached to this franchise and im infuriated at how bad this looks

I would fucking puke.

These leaks aren't real. There's no way they would kill Snoke without any explanation. We don't even know what species he is

nationalreview.com/article/454564/star-wars-last-jedi-unoriginal-tone-deaf-mess

reminder that this review was uploaded 14 hours after the script went up on pastebin, and every quip they mention is in the script leak

its real, like it or not

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quips

i have a theory, that ive been kicking around for a while, that Episode One was made by George Lucas as an allegory to the dangers of hollywood and being a child star. The Jedi are basically talent scouts, and Anakin gets corrupted because at the end of the day he just wants to be with his mom.

I think Hollywood caught onto what he was doing and sabotaged the prequels

Well
>the pastebin
>Pawn
>ViewerAnon
>most of the reviews
>the Belgians
all match up.

I would say its on track to equal AotC as the worst movie. At least this may have better action.

The interesting thing is that it completely confirms TFA as a pointless movie, so TFA may not be the worst Star Wars movie.

>implying George's ideas weren't just as shit

Granted they were probably more interesting and original, but making any Star Wars post-ROTJ is a godawful idea PERIOD, no matter who made this it was destined to be a shitshow.

he's a FUCKING WHITE MALE you cis shitlord

What? The subs got posted before the reviews, or the reviews before the subs?

See and all the other reviews who corroborate it. It looks to be as real as it gets, friendo.

>Kid got recast for a 2017 audience

Now Im feeling guilty about all my toxic "sand" jokes.

STOP YOUNGLING SHOOTING SON

>This is Commander Poe Dameron of the Republic fleet, I have an urgent communique for General Hugs.
>Patch him through.
>This is General Hux of the First Order. The Republic is no more. Your fleet are Rebel scum and war criminals. Tell your precious princess there will be no terms, here will be no surrender.
>POE: Hi, I'm holding for General Hugs.
>This is Hux. You and your friends are doomed. We will wipe your filth from the galaxy.
>POE: Okay. I'll hold.
>Hello?
>POE: Hello? Yup.
>I'm still here. Can he hear me?
>POE: Hugs?
>He can.
>POE: With an 'H.' Skinny guy. Kinda pasty.
>I can hear you. Can you hear me?
>Look, I can't hold forever. If you reach him, tell him Leia has an urgent message for him...
>I believe he's tooling with you, sir.
>POE: ...about his mother.
>Open fire!

Top tier bants.

im sorry user this is legitimate

subs before the reviews

um no sweetie the entire prequel trilogy is about george bush and the war on terror and iraq

can’t wait for the webm of that scene

subs were uploaded to pastebin around 20 hours ago, reviews went up around 6 hours ago

>Luke: at last I have become star wars the force awakens, Rey are now the star wars the last Jedi.

there's 3 kids
a little girl, a white boy and a black boy
the black boy is the force user

Fellow Star Wars fans, pay no attention to these leaks which were clearly orchestrated by the Russians. The only way you'll be able to truly experience The Last Jedi is to see it in theaters. #ListenAndBelieve

Where can I spoil the most amount of people possible?

can anyone make a TL;DR

Oh hey, thanks.

I am really curious to see how all the people who were championing Rey will rationalize her working with Kylo.

Also holy shit at the Captain Phasma stuff. No Knights of Ren but we get another ONE SCENE with Phasma, just to have another electro baton fight. Jesus Christ.

You all gonna hate me, but that's some good dialogue right there.

Who plays the role of Rose?

H U G S
O
A
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LE EPIC JOKES

On another note, what the fuck is up with all of these cuts?

The movie jumps around like crazy!

Oпять pyccкиe? Cepьёзнo?

How can people possibly shit on the prequels and jar jar, but defend this? This is objectively worse.

luke dies, snooki dies, magical nigger slave kid uses the force

Go to chatrooms and do it, if you want.

Me, personally, I'd try and recreate the Snape kills Dumbledore video and yell out the spoilers to moviegoers from my car for the butthurt.

youtube.com/watch?v=4x_WUb68RQo

So the "twist" is that Disney have just taken a giant shit on everyone's childhood?
Do not mistake my words. TFA was bad, but at least there's the argument that they tried to pander to people's nostalgia and didn't fuck anything from the OT up retroactively... at least not too bad.
But this? This is like watching someone rape your parents and asking you to say thank you

Kek I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually did this.

>think Hollywood caught onto what he was doing and sabotaged the prequels
No shit. Especially Spielberg and kasdan, those vipers.

FAKE. The movie begins literally right where TFA left off.

So how does this codebreaker character looks like? Was he in the trailers?

I haven't read the pastebin yet, but what is this shit about superman Leia?

Australian here. Saw the movie. The scripts leaks are fake and gay. The movie is a rip off of Empire Strikes back.

By the way, Snoke is Anakins father.

>LUKE: This is only the beginning of these Star Wars. The Last Jedi will end them.

Jesus, seriously?

>that beer gut
jesus Rian

>Luke goes out Boromir-style
I'm gonna puke.

Didn't read but I heard that Snoke dies. Who's the big bad guy if this is true?

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So no Knights of Ren at all?

Think Lucas will ever release his script for 7, 8, 9.
No doubt he has a collected diary detailing everything

kylo ren
having him morally grey and redeeming himself was too much for disney so hes the real bad guy now

Quick rundown

Isn't it Benicio del Toro's character?

Hahahaha, you guys are such fools, these are all controlled leaks being intentionally put out by Disney to throw us off in the wrong path and then surprise us when we actually watch the film! We're just a couple of hours away from the European release, get ready for the shocker lads! It's all going to be so much better than this!

I swear!

Please!

>still has a 93% on RT

The force awakens, we have a hope now that the Jedy will will return and strike back the First order.

LUKE: Who are you?

I know this place.

LUKE: Built a thousand
generations ago

to keep these.

The original Jedi texts.

Just like me, they're the last
of the Jedi religion.

You've seen this place.

You've seen this island.

(WHISPERING) Only in dreams.

Who are you?

The Resistance sent me.

They sent you?

What's special about you?

-LUKE: Where are you from?
-Nowhere.

-No one's from nowhere.
-Jakku.

All right,
that is pretty much nowhere.

Why are you here, Rey,
from nowhere?

The Resistance sent me.

We need your help.

The First Order's
become unstoppable.

Why are you here?

Something inside me
has always been there.

But now it's awake.

And I'm afraid.

I don't know what it is

or what to do with it.

And I need help.

You need a teacher.

I can't teach you.

Why not?

I've seen your daily routine.
You're not busy.

I will never train
another generation of Jedi.

I came to this island to die.

It's time for the Jedi to end.

Retroactively it makes TFA even worse, because now you know that two hour tease and search for Luke lead to FUCKING NOTHING

IT WAS ALL FOR FUCKING NOTHING

Literally not even a single mention. It's possible they are saving them for Ep. 9 but for now it seems like they've been retconned.

>that video

better times

Its not out for 13hrs.

Okay Im going to see a film tonight and the cinema is having a midnight screening of Star Wars. Ill be getting out around 11:45pm so they will be still lining up

What spoiler can I shout out to ruin the film for them?

Why didn't anyone listen back in 2015?

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there's a reason why disney wanted movie theaters to run this movie on more screens and longer than usual

>George Lucas defenders were right all along
THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE

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be nice to my knife-fu plz ;_;

Leia gets blasted out of a ship into space and freezes over. But she turn around, strikes a superman pose, and flies back into the ship.

>The Resistance sent me.
>The Resistance sent me.

Says it twice. HOLY FUCK the writing is atrocious.

>The movie is shit!

Thank you