Seriously, what the F*CK will they say about The Last Jedi?

Seriously, what the F*CK will they say about The Last Jedi?

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"I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be."

VERY cool

this. fucking shills

Mike will hate it because his boyfriend JJ didn't direct it.

they sucked Disney dick, saying TFA is fucking great even if it just a copy, so I guess they will fap live just how good this shit was

they will make a Plinkett about it then they will like the Solo film

ignore the problems
overpraise the simplest things the movie does right
mock people who've pointed out their inconstant TFA and Rogue One opinions

>it wasnt bad but i felt they could have given more character development, do recommend watching it

when did they say this?

They've sold their souls to the Mouse, they're morally bankrupt now and will give it moderate or guarded praise.

trips and dubs confirms
also
so close

In their Force Awakens review, obviously.

If it's like every other revie

>It's amazing! Best Star Wars yet!

>The story is terrible and full of holes and the New Trilogy characters are boring and poorly written but aside from that it's absolutely everything you could want from Stat Wars. There are actors in it who you recognize! Representation! Porgs!

> TFA is fucking great even if it just a copy

but it is

Mike: "Eh it was a FINE movie... I didn't love it but it was enjoyable. You know it sorta reminded me of an episode of Star Trek when the aliens were doing the- [alcoholic rambling]

Not a meme.

From Ebert's site;

>Everything that a fan could want from a Star Wars movie and then some.

>But the surprises usually don’t violate the (admittedly loose) internal logic of the universe George Lucas invented, and when they seem to, it’s because the movie has expanded the mythology in a small but significant way

Even when it doesn't make sense, it's because MAGIC.

>TFA
>great

please kys

Didn't they shit on rogue one and all the trailers thus far? Why do you guys assume they will like it

>"It was everything I hoped for in a sequel"
While strategically placing Porg merchandise in the camera shot

They had the same mouth-breather overreaction that everyone their (my) age did for a new Star Wars movie, then realized how horribly WRONG they were and had to backpedal. Half the nerds I know had to do the same thing, very few people walked out of TFA calling it the turd it was.

I did

>mfw they did a Plinkett review on TFA being bad then made him say it wasn't bad because it made money

haven't you watched the newest video?

I tried watching the Plinkett review except I got bored and frustrated after they spent literally half the review just shitting on the prequels, as if they hadn't already done that enough.

>well mike, what did you think of The Last Jewdi?

>i ended him with a shovel to the back of the head. Heil hitler

>awkward silence

Very, VERY cool.

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To sum it up, after going through the Ring Cycle and shitting on it, his only real critique is that it felt like the inbetween movie would be much more interesting than this one. Something about how the First Order rose and stuff.
It's right here, at one hour, 12 minutes and 12 seconds. youtube.com/watch?v=miVRaoR_8xQ&t=1h12m12s

personally, they loved this movie

very cool

That was the weakest fucking nerdcrew episode ever.

Mike: So, Jay? What did you think of the Last Jedi?

Jay: Honestly, it was pretty mediocre and dull.

Mike: Really? Because I thought it was amazing.

Jay: Well it's a really good film.

Empire review is the same

>Fun, funny but with emotional heft, this is a mouth-watering set-up for Episode IX and a fitting tribute to Carrie Fisher.

>It doesn’t all work, but it’s a long time since a huge franchise movie has delivered the thrills and feels in such surprising ways.
>her ‘relationship’ with Ben Solo. Johnson’s conception of their bond is potentially embarrassing
>Time and again, Johnson finds a cinematic grammar that feels new to Star Wars
>a scene in which a character repeatedly clicks their fingers could have come from a ’60s arthouse flick.
>Be warned: those revelations will prove divisive.
>there is the most nonchalant lightsaber kill yet
>Hell, even the art of comedy ‘Imperial’ officers has returned
>It doesn’t all work. The middle section loses its shape and is subject to longueurs. Finn and Rose’s mission takes them to Canto Bight, a kind of Monte Carlo peopled by extras from Babylon 5, and feels like it is just ticking the Weird Alien Bar box started by the Cantina. A ride on space horses also feels like a needless diversion, as does Benicio Del Toro’s space rogue, whose strange, laconic presence never really makes its mark.
>it’s a multicoloured adventure that juggles different moods and tones
>Johnson even bravely channels Return Of The Jedi, to the extent that Episode VIII wraps up leaving Episode IX with almost a clean slate.

Mike's going to hate this movie.

>Force projection
>YinYang Force "balance"
>kill off all your old characters now to get them out of the way since their purpose to hand off the franchise to Disney has been served

The second in particular is as bad as midichlorians.

I agree, but that's the point. You may not like to hear it, but Nerd Crew is not meant to be good. It's a show meant to piss off "youtube critics" and nu-nerds.

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Star Wars has only had white and jewish Directors and that's a problem

Mike will like it and dominate the discussion as usual
Jay will think it's okay

That was really just Mike, Rich was talking about it in a Pre Rec stream and said he didn't care for it too much. Mike also said when he sat down and thought about it afterwards he didn't like it as much as he did in the HITB review in the Plinkett review he did

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Mike will say he liked it then change his mind when he watches it sober.

I'm pretty sure he gets half tanked when he goes to see movies these days.

they loved TFA and hated R1, so since their opinion is exactly fucking backwards I imagine they'll hate this one too but love 9

It's the only way he can do it. He hates the cinemas now. I hope he doesn't own any guns or red hair-dye.

Rogue One was shit

Based user.

paypigs btfo

a real human bean

>sold their souls to the Mouse
>sucked Disney dick

they shit all over Rogue One though

Thank you user.

Who the fuck are they and why the fuck would I care

Darth Kylo was my favourite bit.

thanks bud :)

Of course they would
Because it's the only GOOD new Star Wars movie
What's it like, being a wrong-ass motherfucker?

not adding "... and MOOOOOREEEEE!!" ;DDD

also based Rich Evans trying to hold back as to not embarass his friends with their shitty opinions.

>"It's the biggest, most amazing thing I've ever seen that I'll completely forget about in a week."

Good post

>could've been better
>definitely worth a watch
>why didn't rey and finn make out
Just like what they said about TFA.

>not enough negros. DISNEY PROMISED NEGROES!
is it just they have nerd crew type characters pegged as virtue signallers? The relatively deadpan virtue signalling in nerd crew made me queasy

They will say it was a good movie with shit character development, because they always parrot the other reviewers.

source?

Right now, after movie premiere and first impressions all over the place, I actually think that they predicted reactions of all media persons very well.

what movie they were talking about here?

Why do you even care?

"Well Jay... what did you think about Star Wars: The Last ?

"Ahh... I liked it."

>Cut back to a look of shock on Mike's face

>Jay chuckles, and furthers his point to Mike's utter disbelief

>Rich sits awkwardly waiting to interrupt

And so on...

I'm pretty sure it was Dragon Tattoo but I might be wrong.

Get out.

Nerd Crew is weird without any music.

Salt

remember when Jay said Daisy Ridley had charisma in tfa.
thats all anyone needs to know about rlm's analytical abilities.

thank you for your insight, I would ever have noticed that without your help

Do you think Mike is embarrassed from that gutless faggot moment?

Hold on Sup Forums your parroted opinion will be here soon.

>the mouse

Cringe

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Who cares? Get real friends.

I haven't watched the movie yet because i have to study for multiple tests this week, is it worth waiting to watch the film?

"It was better than Empire."

They'll do the same shit they always do with their Disney reviews, complain about how much they hate these movies but this one is totally different and you should go see it.
>God mike i'm so tired of all these STAR WARS™ and capshit movies
>Yeah me too Jay
>So Mike what did you think of the Last Jedi™?
>Well Jay, I hated it! Just kidding I loved it. Somehow they managed to pull it off and this one totally is different from the others.
>Same here Mike, while it's the same old Star Wars™ we've seen a dozen times, Disney™ found some way of making it stay fresh. While I didn't love the movie, i think it's still pretty good!

v e r y
c o o l

>White guy
>white guy
>white guy

Fuck you Sup Forums.
You memed to watch this left bravado shit?
Those cucks are your idols?

Kys pathetic liberal 56% mutt shits

from what Ive heared i really hope Mike will trash it as much as possible

Rich was actually defending Rey on the last livestream, talking about how she isnt anymore of a Mary Sue than Luke

I expect him to like it, seems like Jacks SJW bullshit is rubbing off on him

You do realize the 56% meme is making fun of fags like you who claim to be 100% white?

>Luke
>Mary Sue
How does one jump to that conclusion?

Because Rich and Jack are retards
Jack especially is a virtua signalling liberal

I aint american you fat brainless parasite

the movie is a masterpiece

>aint
>not american

They literally just did a stream a couple days ago playing Getting Over It where both Jack and Rich praise TFA for 30 minutes, while their chat tries to tell them what a "Mary Sue" is. Then Jack comes to the conclusion that Luke is more of a Mary Sue than Rey.

Theyll complain its not diverse enough.

...

Was Max Landis the one that started the "Mary Sue" shit?

Yes

It is fucking hilarious that you truly believe this just because they don't agree with your opinion.

>making predictions for a movie review
Is this seriously where we're at, Sup Forums?

They'll respectfully say it was a competently made movie and that they are not the target audience but whatever.

That's the best argument I've ever heard for never using the term Mary Sue again.