New card, whaddaya think?

New card, whaddaya think?

the numbers are fucked up

It looks like shit. You're such a dork, Bateman.

It's Acquistions not
>AQCISITIONS
Moron

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It says "AQUISITIONS" you blind fuck.

Still wrong though

Looks classy

If dubs I kill myself

Reroll

Last time

theres no space between & and the second Pierce. What color is it though? Looks classy

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Resolution of the card is blurry and shit

Why don’t the number line up?

if trips someone will have to post cunny

That's bone, and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail.

Let's see Paul Allen's dubs

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CHECKED AND KEKED

Better? I snapped it meself.

>e &p
REEEEEEEEEEE

Magic motherfucker

NICE

Nice

Any requests? I personally like David's card better. Something about the pattern in the background just sells it for me. It's like the letters are carved in wood.

Nice quality, lets see Paul Allen's card...

I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine...

See

Oh my.

New billboard, whaddaya think?

Let's not forget about Timothy's card.

BOOM
checked

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That's very cool Bateman, but that's nothing

Ah, there it is.
Impressive.

PAUL ALLEN DEMANDS IT WITH THESE 5 REPEATING DIGITS

Also can you try to get Luis' card? Its genuinely awful. Just like his fashion sense.

Copperlate Gothic?

bingo

Right here.

*sweating intensifies*

That really is a great card, the number all line up well, theres no mispaced letters, the fax and telex are neatly beneath the address and centered, the name jumps out with a nice negrito font.
Impressive

In all honesty, while I like Bryce's card more, I think Allen's has the superior font.

Fucking gold and green jesus christ, how fucking gauche

>last name before the first name

>Patrick BATEMAN

Why? who writes his name like that?

>When I enter the thread, there is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Anons's numbers repeat five times in a row... and they are obviously more repeating than mine.

Luis had the best card. The fact that his name was in gold coloring separate from his phone number made his the most tasteful and creative.

Hold on, let me call user to check my identical numerals

You mean those numbers, Bateman you dork?

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Can someone explain why they were all Vice Presidents with the exact same phone numbers? Like why even give your card to other coworkers if you all have the same number?

Printing this bad boy tomorrow. What do you think?

Got an 830 res at Dubsia... great digits ceviche

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Hey Sup Forums, Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

Vice President is a common rank in finance, I guess its the same phone number cause theres a secretary that passes the call to each ones office or something.

Donald, is that you?

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they give the title of Vice President to every stock trader in financial market because it sounds more serious to gullible customers than "Salesman" or some shit. for example in Goldman Sachs there are 10.000 fucking VPs

Dubs in an American Psycho thread? How did they swing that?

Don't go looking for dubs...let dubs find you.

I think they're lying

That's nothing. Check this.

If dubs, everyone else who gets dubs in this thread gets a gf by the end of the week.

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They all have the same telephone number

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Vice president is a very common position in Finance. Goldman Sachs has over 10,000 vice presidents.

Checked

Yes, hi. I'd like to order some dubs for tonight, please.

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Faggot lol

Batemans card really was shitty..

I think Bateman's is better

>Bryce and van Patten both look like they were printed on cheap toilet paper
Was it supposed to be ironic? Textured business cards ALWAYS look like shit.

Tims card looks nice to touch, i like it more

bottom left is clearly the superior choice

the raised font would look nice if it didn't clash with the tightly spaced lettering but that could just be the lighting. Bryce's is the cleanest except for the shit texture