WebM thread

Don't mind me.

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Do they fugg

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This is a wholesome family film.

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That look was ME:A tier

Kek

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what anime?

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So gratuitously, often enough that by the end it just feels like a chore, and leaves you wondering about the man who was tasked to model/texture the interior of their anuses?

Can you run that through google translate just a few more times, please?

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But the post was perfectly understandable?

what anime???

Boko no riipo

Ballerina

that is boys

please to be posting name of anime of dancers. Must know for sister.

Please, just run it through google translate 3 more times. First French, than Scandinavian, then English.

no no wrong number
for you

DANCING ANIME NAME??

Oh gawd I don't want to go to jail!

name of dancers anime ??

>dude spends weeks, months even, perfecting those buttholes
>magnificent and photorealistic. every wrinkle. every freckle. every curve and crease and fold
>he knows nobody will see those anuses, tucked away beneath white leotards, but it doesn't matter
>he's poured his heart and soul into this -for it is art, and it is beautiful
>except the jew producers just wanted something to jerk off to
>Sup Forums is posting the film in snippets out of context (and probably also jerking off)

C'est la vie, mon ami.

Wasn't she a mouse before?

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That man is not having a good day

>tfw ballerina fetish
>fapped to angeleina ballerina on tv before
>will never make love to a ballerina

fuck everything

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HAHAHA

NOPE

There's definitely something off about those character designs. I think it's how old the heads look compared to the rest of their bodies.

Pfft, what the fuck?

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Aw fuck, I was hyped for Ballet kung fu fight.

DANCE OFF!

Is this Leap! movie good?

My girlfriend wants us to watch an animated movie in the cinema for a date and we all know by now that The Boss Baby is garbage.

I am currently divided between Leap! and Your Name..

On one hand, she kinda likes simple and straightforward stories like this.
My girlfriend is also a huge Carly Rae Jepsen and may be pleased by the fact that Carly Rae Jepsen voices a character in the English dub and even composed and performed some original songs for the English dub.

On the other hand, Your Name. is quite a great, cute and heartwarming romantic comedy and I loved it when I watched it in Japan last year.
And she loves those kinds of movies, especially ones with long distance relationships having happy endings.

Also, people say Leap! was originally in English even if it was a France-UK co-production, I think this was originally in French and then dubbed in English because the lip syncing and voice acting in the trailers sometimes doesn't match, it felt like watching an epic arthouse wuxia film dubbed to English, the English dub is literally Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-tier.

Your Name is a pretty generic romantic anime movie, so it doesn't really matter which one you go to unless your girl likes good animation.

Is this Frozen?

Leap!/Ballerina is a fine, somewhat flawed movie. But it's satisfying in bursts and not too emotionally taxing. This comes down to what your girl likes. Is she big on pop songs, dancing, and Dance Moms? If she is, she might find a lot to relate to.

On the other hand, if she isn't exactly open about those interests, picking this movie might make you seem like a creep. Maybe you should just let her decide, and pretend you don't know anything about it.

Yeah, she loves those.

She especially loves pop music a lot.

her hair is kinda stupid, it makes her head look fucking enormous.

>WebM thread
every webm counts?

She didn't fly so good.

Saw a webm a couple days ago of a guy who did this and he got folded up like an accordion.

god the red hair girl is so cute it hurts

Christ, does the plot to this one turn out to be the girl tries to get good at being a ballerina-ing, but is "too hip and cool for that stuffy old nonsense and must show all the old prudes that dancing can be something wild and crazy and totally modern. Right, fellow children?"

Or does she actually work to learn how to dance for real?

Can I smash?

I'd go with Your Name

See

she works(good ol' "the person that helps me is a former pro" trope) . She steals the blonde ID to get into a dance trial, too. Their rivalry only happens really late and is short lived, sadly.

Birch isn't for smashing
Have this instead

Thanks, famerinas. I don't know about you guys, but I've actually reached the age where I'm become physically disgusted by any plot that involves, "Hey, we can make this (opera/dance style/some other time honored and proven form of self-expression that is beloved throughout history) cool instead of being totally lame and for adults by adding our totally unique and not at all cookie-cutter, different-just-like-everyone-else perspective to it!"

For one, it's not a Hollywood film. Second, it's choreographed by the director of the Paris Opera Ballet. She wouldn't have signed on if the movie weren't 100% serious about ballet.

I ship them so hard.

> If they weren't 100% serious about ballet

I don't know, the choreography is nice, but it pisses me off to no end to see the main girl dancing en point with fucking boots on.

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

These are cool and all was legit curious about watching this movie

Fine ill tell ya

princess tutu

why not, it's easier with shoes than without.

Kek

Because pointe shoes are specifically made so that you can dance for long periods of time in an easier way and without causing long term damage to your feet. Dancing en pointe can cause pretty bad damage to your feet if you aren't wearing the right shoes ((in this case, boots)), even pointe shoes that don't fit exactly can cause damage.

If she's training for hours a day in boots she's going to fuck up her feet REAL fast.

I just google image searched ballerina feet. I regret this deeply.

>tfw I did the same

Good to see the movie getting at least a bit of exposure. Might still be worth drawing porn for.

Why would you do that user

You should have known better

Better get cracking.

not really, the "special shoes" just have some padding on the front, and the boots+socks offer way more protection and shock absorption. It's heavy and probably harder to move with them, but you are acting really fucking retarded there.

Dude, I have.
It's not difficult.
It's a full time job, like any other performer. Compliment their work, ask them about they like, talk to them, you can get laid by a professional ballet dancer as well.
>Source: mediocre flutist

oh fug

hm. that's uh. hm.

Apparently dance sneakers and dance boots (not the fetish wear kind) are a thing, and suited for dancing on toes.

I think she'd ruin her boots long before her feet.

Haven't seen this one

I saw the ones Simon posted a while back

Is there any booru or blog with Simon's pics?
Or should i try my luck on paheal.

Aaaaannnd I'm hard.

Thanks a lot, OP. I'm at work.

Serve me right, I guess.

You think this is a loli movie but the true fetish it was created to serve is collarbones.

I'm not going to lie. As a grown man, I had no prior knowledge of Carly Rae Jepsen or her music before this movie. Now, I'm downloading her albums.

nice.

That's the second time I've seen this happen to someone. Can that be fixed, or are they fucked?

They're specifically made to take the weight of your body without heavily impacting your toes/arch of your foot. Unless the boot is significantly thick at the end, which hers are not, you'd definitely still cause more damage to your feet than if you were wearing actual pointe shoes.

kek

I never thought an entire movie for pedophiles could be made outside of Japan.

he completely deserves that, he had way too much weight and his legs were way too weak for it. just look at those shitty little reps

if you want strong legs do fucking cardio

truly this is the LWA of the west.

>wahaaaaa the patriarchy doesn't make prodcut for girls
>wahaaaaaa it has girls in it you are all pedophiles!
Go signal that virtue somewhere else, pig.

But I AM a pedophile!

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Time for caps.

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Ballerina avoids large crowd scenes for the most part, but it works in favor of the architecture.

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Not a technical marvel, but it's often nicely lit.

Best grill.

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