X-men blue 001 Storytime!

It's blue time! with 100% more white supremacist messages according to the idiots at cbr

It's team blue representing white power

We're stacking bodies higher than trump Tower

>100% more white supremacist messages according to the idiots at cbr
What have I missed they're complaining about an all white team, or is the artist a Klansman this week?

...

much better than gold

Well, I guess the White Supremacy is there to balance out Gold's Islamism.

Just a bunch of crybabies complaining the O5 are too white for them

I miss barbershops too

Jean Grey looks hot as hell

I bet they're happy with their alluh akbar gold X men

The comic is too cartoony for me

>hasn't read ANXM V1 with God immonem

I can't stand how this artist draws Jean's face.

>reading Bendis

You could always have syaf put a burqa on Jeen's face

>Just a bunch of crybabies complaining the O5 are too white for them
Link?

Kek

>I am the Juggernaut bitch!
It was my first X-men Comic, that's why I am so loyal to the O5, nor to Bendis tough, fuck you baldy fatso

Just go to the cbr forum on any blue thread, the same guys are always complaining "x men blue so white, we wanz diverziti"
The white supremacist message of this books simply blinds them

Angel actually contributing to a fight is werid

>all new x-men was his first

I am sorry to hear that

Also
Keep your eyes open for any
>Completely rare appearance of the number 1488 that means nothing at all
>White hoodies
>Magneto singing Erika

Looks like Juggernaut eventually forgave Black Tom for murdering Fish Boy.

I really wish faggots would stop doing the storytimes.

Angel has pretty cool powers if the writer allows him too, flying at supersonic speed and eagle eye makes him air aquaman
It did the job, X fan for life!

This new design is fine, except for those ugly tubes in the back. Also he's WAY too big.

>Issue Two had Magneto humming with a visual indicating music notes
>Apparently, according to internet sources, if you play those notes it plays the song "I'm an Alabama N-Word" by Johnny Rebel
>Marvel has not yet made comment, but this reporter expects them to do so within the next day

That why we call people x-fags or spiderfags

>Black Tom doesn't want to kill kids
>Juggernaut doesn't mind
Man, it's like they've reversed roles.

>Air Aquaman

That's Falcon, my man.

I think they killed fish boy again in decimation
Back to tumblr

These boys are all very cute

Wait, I thought that the O5 being in the present was common knowledge.

Nigger the only time I've been on any tumblr site is to look at porn. Are you the faggot that got himself triggered as fuck doing a USAvengers storytime too?

Nobody gives a shit for this whiny-ass shit while you're posting. Storytime and shut up or fuck off. "Wah muh CBR forums" is pure cancer.

They're all adults now except Bobby.

I bet anime fan girls are wetting their panties now
>Issue Two had Magneto humming with a visual indicating music notes
>
>Apparently, according to internet sources, if you play those notes it plays the song "I'm an Alabama N-Word" by Johnny Rebel
You actually get Wagner

Why would Juggernaut call his brother Xavier and not Charles?
Still nice to see he's still mad about it.

Magneto is definitely a Wagner guy, so no complaints there. Maybe that's how they get him onboard HYDRA because Helmut and the Skull are too.

>Jews
>white

user stop being mad

He's always done that. They're step-brothers.

So they were planning to let the Juggernaut drown in the middle of the ocean while they laughed?

Falcon can choke on it
That's X books 4U

I know they're step-brothers, but he usually calls him Charles or Chuck.

This dialogue is fucking terrible.

What's with the tubes?

I can't remember if Juggs is still de-powered from what he was (it's been that long since I've read any X-book) but if not he can't drown.

He's mad he couldn't kill him himself >Shut it down!

He went back to Cytorrak to save Xavier from the Hulk, if I remember correctly.

He got back to his full power in Amazing X-Men: The Once and Future Juggernaut

I hate the writing in this book, but Beast not being a monkey and using magic is pretty neat.

>He's mad he couldn't kill him himself
Actually no, he got over his hate for his brother and genuinely respected him since he's the only person that ever believed in him.

Oh my god, Scott, you come from the year 2001. Things weren't THAT different back then.

The gem had no owner for a long while after Colossus had given it up, there was a hunt for it and Cain took the gem again, finally submitting totally to Cyttorak and getting more powers and this makeover.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS

>The Once and Future Juggernaut
I may storytime later, it's one of the last times I was ectastic while reading an X book
Also... Magic hank, with 100% less tits and ass unlike best girl magik

Right? They're writing him like he's actually from the 60's. Teenagers didn't know about brylcreem in the early 2000's.

I've seen enough hentai to know where's is going.

>They just open a portal to send Juggernaut to another dimension
Well that's anti-climactic, why dosn't Hank do it to everyone they fight?

The cross-universe O5 are like the biggest shit on the generations aspect of the X-Men I've ever seen. I don't understand why they're still around.

When and how did Young Beast become a magic man?

Hank has to justify being the smart guy of the team
Also
>yay, we luv you X-men

This is why even the Watcher despises you, Hank.

Because Bendis.

In literally one issue. He teamed up with Strange, looted an artifact. and boom, he knows magic now.

>>yay, we luv you X-men
Something's fucky. These people are definitely villians.

>She's the Scarlet Witch

Jean wishes she could be that top tier of a waifu

Fucking Marvel.

Also I hate to be that guy but removing Idie, Evan, and Laura from the team does make it a bit too whitebread & boring.

It's not even necessarily about ethnic or gender diversity. X-Factor didn't get great until Warren became Archangel and the kids like Rusty, Skids, Rictor, Boom boom etc turned up.

The O5 especially with 4 decades of character growth stripped from them are actually pretty boring ass characters on their own..

>"Aren't you Kitty Pryde?"
My sides.

Was that line really that funny to you

it pumps Venom into his body

>You saved my money
On that day, the X-Men learned a valuable lesson on how to get people to like them.

The O5 base is based
Shut up goyim, the O5 are the OG deal of earth 616, it's not their problem the whole post SW universe is an alternate reality

Based Marko

Wait, what happened to Black Tom?

BASED JUGGERNAUT

I could deal with them in a new Exiles or a period ongoing in their own universe, but I hate them being around in the current main universe with their counterparts. It's fucking awful.

>biggest shit on the generations aspect of the X-Men
That line was already crossed with X-factor. You're 30 years too late there.

Fucking Sup Forumsmblr has to drag race and gender into every conversation.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnndddddddd im out. Fuck you Marvel. Fuck you X-Men. I will never pay for your comics again.

Poor guy, he repressed his gayness andnow the camp comes out in massive bursts

Really THIS of all things was the last straw to you?

Because they sell better than actual new young X-Men.

Jean mind-whammied him.

>with their counterparts
Scott and Jean are dead. Beast is unrecognizable. Angel is Archangel.

The only one that's redundant is Bobby.

OP, stop posting between pages so you can actually finish the issue.

This seems like a really strange "bridge too far." Why this and not anything else?

And then what? Did they turn him over to the authorities?

Hey man I said it wasn't even about race or gender. They're just boring dated characters without the decades of development the older versions had, and even then better when placed in the context of being the OGs to later generations around them.

OP here. That actually is the end of the issue. There aren't any more pages to post. Thanks for reading, everyone. Hope you enjoyed the issue as much as I did!

No it isn't. There's a page with Magneto.

That's definitely not the end of the issue.

beast doing magic, this is a disaster waiting to happen

The wacky extremist religious fundie shenanigans of Gold was better than this shite.

So how many times have they brought up Bobby being gay this issue?

Save rich guys, lesson learned

There's a lot more to go, I dunno what you're smoking.

Well if you've seen the end of the issue you don't need me to post it.

Can someone explain why the Beast can use magic?

>gets so triggered that he stops storytiming
Yep, this is the same faggot that did the USAvengers storytime afterall. I'll just finish it myself since OP is too incompetent to do it himself.

Let's all hope that he never does another storytime, but we are unfortunately not that lucky.

Are they still doing the "Old Cyclops was literally Hitler" thing?