Well look who finally decided to join us. What movie did you bring for us to watch, user?

>Well look who finally decided to join us. What movie did you bring for us to watch, user?

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tar wars

I brought this movie about baby-rape and murder-incest
I get away with it because I'm 6'3" and have 15" arms and 12% bf so im basically Chad

Okay then

all of the alpha stacys at the front
all of the beta bettys at the back

Is it natural selection?

a 12% boyfriend?

>Why do you keep giggling at the opening scene, user? It's not a comedy.

>h-hope you like it

Space Cop

*flexes at you*
Sup beta?

haha youre funny brah maybe ill tell stacey about you

An entire site rip of BLACKED.com

I've literally had nightmares about this scenario

Daisys destruction lol

I'd whip out my hard cock right then and there and I'm usually a shy guy

>LARPing so obviously
What do you gain from pretending to be something you're not on a Burmese foot painting website?

He's a big guy FOR YOU. Get it?

Dont get so jealous brah, just hit the weights, take a shower, gain some height, and get a clue. Not that hard...lol...

I brought something of a chick flick, it's foreign so that's why you haven't heard of it, but I think you're all going to find a lot to laugh and a lot to love about this quirky little rom-com

BILL?

Unironically that's probably the only situation where it might actually work.

Whip out your wang in front of one girl and it's rape. Whip it out in front of 20 girls and youre the entertainment

>15"
17s on the hang here. step it up.

>15" arms
>chad

"I remember when biceps were all that, they used to flex them all night at the disco"

>Whip out your wang in front of one girl and it's rape.
>Whip it out in front of 20 girls and youre the entertainment
>Whip it out infront of every women on the planet and you're a god

>BILL?
TED?

Haha its easier for manlets like you to build muscle since you little guys are so close to the ground and have less surface area to fill out. Don't worry, a couple of cycles of HGH and maybe some leg-length surgery and you'll get up to 6'0" eventually ;)

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Star Storm - The Destruction of Father

Ladyhump by the Black Eyed Peas

Just some BIG FUNNIES BABES
>rips off shirt, revealing my four genetically modified, watermelon sized breasts
MMMMMM DON'T HAVE A COW AHHA
>my mutant titties quickly swell to twoce their size, drawing stares and screams from the stacies
WTFFFFFFF IT FRELS SO GOOOOKOKKD
*some of the white whorrd try to run but it's too late as my modified mammaries spray putrid brown milk with jet like force*
>WTF STOOOOPPPP-
*she's cut off as I start to slowly spin and a stray jet of milk knocks her head off *
LOL I HOPE YOU BROUGHT LACTAIDB AHSH
*suddenly my stomach groans and my ass erupts with a dark brown plume of toxic juicy flatulence*
OOPSIE I MADE A POOPSIE
*by now the few remaining stacies and cowering behind the table, sobbing loudly as foul brown liquid and greasy ass juice assail them*
>Why, WHY?
*one of them tries to make a break for the door, the only exit, but my putrid motherly milk frame is in the way*
I HOPE YOU LIKE CALCIUM LOL
*all four of my bludging breasts pivot with a loud SHRRRRP and take aim at her midsection, blasting a vitamin rich hole through her*
BRAAAAAP
*She quietly moans on the ground in her dying moments, but I wont let get away that easily. I move my obese and chesty form towards her and turn 180 degrees before letting out a stupendous shit on her head, which suffocates her*
GREASY BREAZY POOPY WOOPY
*the room is now filled with my toxic emissions which choke out the ladt remaining stacies*
Aaa, another fantastic movie night

pretty good impression. i loled

This post was better than any of mine though

A nice film girls, m'lady.

Baywatch (2016).
It's about to get pissy up in hurr

>15" arms
>chad

Okay skeletor

Talk shit, post pic.
>inb4 DYEL doesnt post his arms or just deflects because he's DYEL

BRAAAP

Not him, but you should post pic, chadfriend

>Not him, but
Then why did you bother replying? Is he your boyfriend or something?

i brought the most edgy movie i could possibly think of. get ready to die whores!

>tfw no NEET brother to bully

bully me pls

Someone should make it so you have to put a trigger warning on these threads or something.
I shat myself out of anxiety just looking at the picture

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your arm is like the length of my forearm

AHHHHH fucking end me i had this exact thing happen to me like a week ago.

>15" arms and 12% bf
>chad

R8

>12%

>length
DYEL virgin

Talk shit post pic :^)

>the_beguiled.jpeg
>didn't mention his dick
Dicklet confirmed.
This literally happens to me with every movie.

Rocco's Perfect Slaves #2

He's 8

I smell so much menstrual blood I am actually going to vomit.

OUT OF MY APARTMENT YOU FUCKING ROASTIES NO ONE FUCKING INVITED YOU HERE REEEEEEEEEE

They'll love it. Everyone loves it. None can say"no" to one of the most perfect movies ever made.

>Love, from Gaspar Noè

>>rom com not RAUNCHY PISS FEST

So glad you could take us to the new Star Wars movie, user! Did you hear if it's good?

delete this

user this movie is SOOOO LAME why did you recommend it?

Huge Strap-on Lesbians vol. 2

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if you put this on would they all collectively friendzone you or would they actually enjoy the film with you?

only plebs can enjoy that flick

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THANKS FOR POSTING THIS

THAT JUST SLAYED ME

i disagree, i think it tells you a lot about life and fate and love

>spoon girl

A CUTE ! ! !

"This is a post-Nietzschean Hungarian kino directed by cinematic wunderkind Bella Tar. It's in black-and-white but was actually made quite recently, meaning that it's important art. After the kino's showing I'll lead a brief Q&A and pass around the pop quiz I printed off in the library before coming here. Since it's my first social outing in some time, your quiz will be graded on a curve, but don't get comfortable! As I attend more of your parties the quizzes will get progressively harder and the kinos progressively denser and more abstract."

i'd probably pick sanjuro over it. thots might appreciate a lighter film.

You can totally tell she loves to suck cock

>15" arms
So, a thid?

Has no one noticed these are all Polish skanks???

Slav nigger bitches

i have SAW

E-enjoy l-ladies

are those trannies?

Well at least they won't get blacked or jewed

Ahhhh this one hurts

OMG why did he keep going after that French guy? This movie is pretty terrible, nothing made sense user.

you posted this knowing that women will never understand this film

youtube.com/watch?v=oqMXUJSN4Hw

Blue is the Warmest Color

>Friends actually tag me in these photos on FB
>It's literally me midstride with a half-drunken look on my face
>Delete facebook because I realize it just makes me look even worse than I am

God I hate my life

>"15
>chad

>its a lanky mongoloid doesn't know he's retarded episode

imagine the smellz. Nothing but hints of clashing purfumes and pussy. yuck.

They wouldn't tag you in such shit photos if you would take normal photos with them.
Embrace the selfie you autistic fucktard

>mfw my gf loved it

And remember to smile. Nice and wide! If your mouth isn't open, you're not having fun. You need to emote with your selfies

How gay can someone be? Women smell great. They put a lot of effort into it.

>overwhelming fish smell

Hey now, every kid goes through his "girls have cooties" phase.

>t. virgin who hasn't been around a large group of women

Yeah I'm sure you walked by a chick once who smelled great. Walking into a sorority is akin to walking into the garbage dumb or taking a stroll through fishmonger alley.

Satan, the herald of smelly vag everyone!

Nah, you can get away with a smirk if you raise an eyebrow too
t. selfie expert

Get the Gringo

Ah yes I'm sure your "girl"friend loved it.

Ummm lads? LADS?
youtube.com/watch?v=Au7rXWLTYlI

f-fug
>pisses myself

>king of manlets

All these guys intimidated by this pic. I love hanging with hot women. It's really fun, and it has a natural effect of making you turn into a more appealing man, because you get calibrated to what they like. Plus you feel really great when you're wearing a beautiful woman around town. Just don't puss out and get all weird and quiet.