StarWars Ep VIII

Reylo vs the Crustacean Guard

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LIGHTSABERS! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW LIGHTSABERS!

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looks like a music video

The highlight of the movie, from a purely A E S T H E T I C sense. I just wish it didn’t end with Kylo spilling spaghetti all over the goddamn place.

hella fucking epic, this set looks so bad and cheesy jesus

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So Reylo is pretty much going to become a thing.

>Grabbing his bum

You'd shitpost either way.

Damn that gurl got moves. She must've done a lot of lightsaber training to take on those elite guards!

I'm getting Kurasawa vibes from this, but I'm sure Sup Forums will complain.

>1 kick knocks back three guards..

>me in the dance club

>gifs
whatis this 2005?

>Fighting a group of enemies
>Doesn't use force push to fight them one by one

so much for being a force prodigy

It's also from a cam so it's not like a webm is going to make it look better.

These guys are guards to the most powerful man in the First Order yet they lose to Rey?
I understand them having trouble against Kylo but Rey?!

Why didn't Rey just pick them all up like the rocks and fling them across the room? Why didn't force ghost Yoda show up and lightning them all to death?

>thinks im complaining about quality
these 20 gifs could have fit in one webm, dumbdumb

Hand sex

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Sure, I’ll complain about you, you gormless subhuman. Nobody gives a fuck that you’re getting “””””Kurosawa vibes””””” from what is an objectively unfaithful poorly executed cash grab from one of the biggest corporations on Earth. Viewing this movie is the exact same as drinking 100 cans of Coca Cola

The fuck are these fighting styles. Why does Kylo always do that austic forward lurch? Why does he just stand there?

Why did the gif leave out the part where snoke gets sliced in half?

Nah Rey is shit with lightsaber and if you had seen the scene you would know it. Rey was just wildly swinging the sword around while Kylo actually knew how to fight with the thing.

The force ain't got to explain shit.

>tumblr typing

Jesus you sound mad. Take a breather, faggot.

this part is prequels
What was all that shit about how much the prequel action sucked because it was over-choreographed?

What the fuck is the point of this am I a brainlet??

btfo

Guess those elite top-tier guards were more like chump guards, am I right guys!

snoke literally dead in the background

lmao

what a piece of shit character

It lasts as long as the the gifs and thats it
the rest of the scene is filmed in the normal garbage way

Is...is that fucking force sex lol omg, their basically fucking without penetration.

dude wtf literal autism

Look at the second to the left guard

he spins like an idiot instead of just stabbing Rey

This is reddit, this is memes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FINNLO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CANON FUCKING ROASTIE RUINING TRUE LOVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Who even was Snoke? A real sith? Human? He just kinda popped out of nowhere.

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just the tip

How is it cultural enrichment if they are both white in that scene? Are you ok?

What is Kylo even doing here?

>I'm getting Kurasawa vibes from this

HAHAHHHA I JUST NOTICED THAT

His fucking head is on the ground next to his bisected corpse right in the center of the frame. What the fuck is this movie? Cause it isn’t Star Wars

>That sharp breath take
Meme handholding magic

>Those two guards on the left posing like that

What did they mean by this?

why does he look like a Frenchman jizzing in his pants?

>oh my......so lewd

This.

>its a redscreen with nothing in it
They don't even try anymore

It's RIAN shitting on JJ's set up of a shitty nostalgia charavter that's like palpatine but taller. A final fuck you before getting his own franchise

I truly believe you don't even understand why I brought up Kurasawa in context of Star Wars...

>I'm getting Kurasawa vibes from this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

I wish I could reach through my monitor and choke you to death.

Like a 70's explotation flick or a porno.

you sound stable.

DO SOMETHING CINEMATOGRAPHER. JESUS CHRIST.

This fucking movie is going to be the next TDKR. fuck

get ready for snoke origin movie

the image looks cool

Best part of the film

Shame about the rest

TDKR wasn't that bad of a film.

dodging a spear to the head ?

I WANT TO FUCK DAISY'S HAND

Well I really appreciate his ruining one of the biggest plot threads instead of actually trying to make it into something decent, shitting on the audience in the meantime. And shitting on the 8th fucking STAR WARS film

Why are the hockey players wearing dresses?

TLJ is a better movie than TDKR

>people expected snoke to be anything
Why? Because he was a big spooky hologram for 12 seconds?

I doubt it

this
looks like a scene that could be in dreams or kagemusha

Because Disney was teasing about it for 2 years.

I meant with his light saber...if he knew a spear was coming from the left why not just stab him?

snokes dog lipstick battalion.

Stabbing him wouldn’t necessarily stop the trajectory of his weapon, he braced his saber to withstand the strike from their weapon

wow it's like you're fucking 14 years old and don't remember every Star Wars movie is like that

>DO SOMETHING CINEMATOGRAPHER. JESUS CHRIST.
This.

What is going on? Its like everyone on the set left and the guards just went rogue on the actors.

ZERO camera movement

Reminds me of this honestly

Yeah i didn’t get the impression he would be remotely important at all

Fucking Emmaposters

Oh yeah, how could i forget that The Emperor was unceremoniously killed by Vader in ESB, oh wait.

The worst is Catwoman's kick where she's 3 feet away, does it super slow and the guy she kicks just stands there waiting.

>dude hes been around since before even the prequels and is one of the most powerful dark side characters
>gets stabbed whilst delivering some monologue like in some parody spy film

>"projects to your side"
>"switch on lightsaber"
see you around, kid

*inhales deeply*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>I killed Snoke so I can take over The First Order, join the dark side with me
>Lolno
>Time to die roastie

Kek I know it isn't the case but it would have been funny if Snoke was like the Wizard of Oz and had no force powers

>red soldiers on red background

cant see shit

>fighting together in sync like it was an everyday thing
uh soo... this bond seems a bit too good.


please disney all i want is 2 hours of Ren pounding Rey into a instant force pregnancy.

>w-woah y-you sound v-violent h-heh
Yes, I just expressed my desire to murder you. Any more striking revelations, you sniveling little faggot? Or are you just going to pathetically attempt to shame me?

So what? You act like being a powerful force user means being a video game boss where you have a million HP or something. Even the greatest force users in the entire history of the franchise can be killed with a couple blaster shots.

Kurasawa vibes

>literally exactly what he looked like in ESB

don't tell me that shit it's yoda in the movie

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT HIS EYES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

fuck off faggot

>Yes, I just expressed my desire to murder you
lol yeah? tell me more.

Yes?

What's up with those costumes?
It looks like they're made out of red solo cups.