How do I make a comic as good as Sonichu Sup Forums?

How do I make a comic as good as Sonichu Sup Forums?

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Be born autistic.

Can't be done.

Join Marvel

Step 1: Gain multiple extra chromosomes
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Profit

You can't top perfection user.

It's hard to get on par with CWC but as far as I can tell, to get close:

>use crayons and never stop
>draw shit at first so that people will praise your improvement
>but improve at a snail's pace
>cause a lot of drama in real life
>when things die down, do something creepy like draw porn or stalk some poor grill

Don't forget:
>Never practice, as it is a waste of your creative energy

You need to reflect your insane worldview onto cheap copy paper with shitty crayons while holding them in the most akward way possible.Make it increasingly more sick and perverted while maintaining that it is marketable for children.Everything must be based off of or outright ripped off from an already existing intellectual property, only original thing you can do is to fit you initials in its name or combine it with another IP.Reference shows your parents watch.Self insert as a demi god.

Also you are not allowed to erase anything, do not second guess yourself since everything you do is perfection.

Can you really top it. Sonichu is just the creative auto biography of Chris chans life, one of the greatest stories ever.

be the bastard son of Jim Davis.

oh that's easy user, just make a self insert of yourself as the main character, write deep and personal information about yourself and your experiences and implement them in your comic.
combine characters of two existing properties to make new and original characters you can call your own, including making original characters heroes and/or villians of people you know in real life, but change the names to sound like the opposite of their original names so no one gets suspicious.
as a self insert of yourself, make yourself a mary sue with little to no flaws, and almost everybody loves you.
add edgy backstories to villains and anti heroes.
have a rival
have a love interest of a girl you like but notices you and is more interested in your rival.
your rival has a gay love interest in you, but he keeps it to himself, and barely notices your love interest.
if drawing a sex scene, whip out your dick and trace it around your paper for accurate depiction.

But during the Stone Age!

Why the fuck was that worded so badly? I know the answer is Chris, but still.

So you're saying the only thing separating Dobson from success is crayons?

I feel like i want to start a guide of how teens did comics in highschool.
pic related

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like a circle away from bomberman

The thing is, people like Chris Chan (completely socially inept, literal retards) have existed for a long time. The internet just gave this particular one rise to display his "life" while not knowing how every single thing about it is wrong.

In this day in age?

Impossible.

The things that made this a legend are it was a product of its time. Something like this will never be reproduced

you ain't wrong about that

It was the baby sitter user

Drop out of high school, hate everyone who's ever opposed you, get tazed by some crazed security guard, start drawing the deaths of everyone who's ever "wronged you", then avoid going to jail for being a threat to yourself and others while also spending thousands of dollars on toys and video games.

It always amuses me that Dobson and Chris's comics both share the common theme of getting revenge on people who did petty forgettable things to you years ago.

Good job, user.
This is very well drawn, my friend!!
:^)

Be an absolute god. Nothing else can suffice.

Then you will sell totem poles for 15 hundred.

>Self Insert and Main Character being two different characters

>ywn get a free animated demo courtesy of trolls

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The character descriptions are the same, too.

That's only the beginning, user. It takes more dedication to the craft.

he earnestly thought these were good enough to sell to the Big 2. autism doesn't make you THAT much of a crackpot

>he earnestly thought these were good enough to sell to the Big 2
Well, we have America Chavez now which is like an overpriced Sonichu, and don't forget Leth's Hellcat.

u needed lovit sonic or be autistik

Holy shit, you're right.
These trips don't lie.

Become obsessed with your own semi half backed idea that clearly rips off several other forms of media that only try to make your idea cool

Develop the idea for years while coming up with half assed characters

Draw it, put effort in it but have no artistic talent whatsoever, never erase. Everything you draw should be the final product

ONLY use Crayola Marker to color, nothing else is excepted

Upload all your pictures to a website no one goes on anymore but assume that you are picking up momentum up to where you have one million plus fans

Well personally i don't think a self insert character has to be the main character.
a self insert can be any type of character