How do we get him a girlfriend Sup Forums?

How do we get him a girlfriend Sup Forums?

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He can only get a girlfriend if he does a SGC2C review.

That tsundere just needs to let him nut one in her ass. I doubt it will take long and I'm willing to bet she'll make fun of him forever and I'm also willing to bet pan will be into it and will want her to bully him and his dick

we ship him over the wall, and then we tell the chicas hes a celebrity back in the states

i'll be his gf!

He needs self-confidence and learn there's more to life than lusting after women. Also this is some crappy phone art the night it all went down. Call it cringe, but at least I'm not Pan.

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but pan cant speak spanish kek

That better be "When you sleep"

Hi pan.

I need to find one for myself first.

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The real question is why we should care. You realize it's all a persona that Pan puts on, right?

Pan's persona is based around the fact he's pathetic
He's playing off himself

>ywn be a goth trap gf for Pan
>and then reveal you have a penis when he pulls down your skirt
why live?

I didn't realize I had this fetish.
He would probably go with it and give some amazing head, too, the little bitch

He's a skinny, acne ridden beaner.

We gotta go full on /fit/ for him, but we might lose him in the process.

or he could just find a 2/10 tumblr girl at a convention, and not change anything

We care about him

>getting head from Pan
>not giving head to Pan and sucking his pasty dick

Im pretty sure this is satire

Okay, femanons I know you are here somewhere.

What would it take for you to lower your standards to even just give him an hand job? We must learn exactly how to change him.

>wanting to be in a relationship who ironicly selfloathes

> the night it all went down

please inform me

>tfw just as pathetic as pan but even more so since I don't have a big youtube channel or anything else that anybody but me would care about.

WTF are you even talking about?

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Leave me alone im trying guys

who's got that pic on Pan asking about his dick fungus?

You kidding?
If he does that he will eternally have the "Yeah, but I still tapped that" card to anything she says.

Every time I watch this I feel more and more depressed,
Pan, how the fuck do you end up like this

>pan pizza thread
>someone mentions the time Pan told a story about not getting social ques and got rejected which resorted to him crying and beating his meat while wailing the girls name in one video
>people go "lol wut"
>two anons post the video
>in the vide pan tries to play it off and justify that everyone cried and wacked it to a girl who rejected them at some point
>starts crying in the video
>thread goes crazy
>nolan and pan-senpai noticed us

about pan fucking tsundere girl

I got you senpai

Why do I feel for this pasty beaner?

I really like this guys stuff, I thought him being pathetic was just some kinda joke...

Jesus christ on a bike
why do I relate so much

I don't even know who he is. What does he look like IRL?

Because Pan brings out Sup Forums's inner /r9k/.

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He looks like the whitest Mexican ever

here ya go, now go help /ourguy/ become a man
>Get checked after wards
>its been confirmed He has cheese dick

he doesnt go outside much, im the same
>Im not pathetic like him tho
>Just have do allot of over night jobs

Fuck, Marry, Kill

shave the sides, get contacts, lift your chin and shoulders and walk with a little more presence and I wager he could get a hot nerd GF at a convention

Im rooting for him DESU, if you can see this pan, just go for it. be the change you want to see.

wtf is this shit
piss off

If ya'll start handing out goth pussy to the deprived like coupons you better know I've been first in line. I'll cut anyone who cuts in front.

>mfw I was in that thread

It's been confirmed plenty of times that he browses Sup Forums,but does he do it ironically so that he can get off to a bunch of anons talking shit and humiliating him?

I think I could give him a run for his money for that title.

what can 45 bucks and a book on gladiators buy for pan?

>being new to Sup Forums

45 packets of dollar tree M&Ms and a mediocre knoweledge of ancient competetive animal/human murder arena?

Wrong, 40 packets of dollar tree M&M, a mediocre knowledge of ancient competitive animal/human murder arena, AND one DVD copy of The Judge.

what kind of M&Ms are we talking about?

So Sup Forums, do YOU have a girlfriend?

I kinda gave up on the idea a long time ago after many failed attempts of getting one and seeing so many relationships, including my parents marriage, going down the drain.

No.

I would go into detail, but I already did that about 2 pan threads ago.

you cant cauz I'm done I'm out all girls can vanish for all I care .
your all useless to me.
just kill me from space.

Nope. Got a wife.

crispy, but if not, then probably just normal style
OR, 4 copies of the judge, and one copy of "Healing the Symptoms Known as Autism using chlorine bleach"

I've kind of come to terms with my social autism as it pertains to romance. If something happens, something happens, if not, oh well.

I wish I had friends though

I have a trap bf

you dont need friends, you have a whole world of people who dont even know your name, and its right here at your fingertits

>at the begining, thought he was laughing at how pathetic he is
>lol so tru, ur a fag
>starts whimpering
>deep in my heart, just wanted him to be joking
>seems like he wasn't
>sadface

To be fair, getting interested in a girl just becasue of a shirt is pretty shallow, so he had it going.
Is Ruby Gloom that good?

have friends and family that's all i need to be happy

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>not posting superior cuck song
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Nope. Never had. Never kissed anybody on the lips. Has never affected me [spoilers]I guess, I hope[/spoilers]

You cuck!
>implying I have a wife

-Pan, 2017

Oh no, the lack of kisses has destroyed user's ability to use spoilers!

The closest thing I got to romance was in freshman year of college when I befriended a girl who I started talking to. We both liked each other even though she already had a boyfriend living in Canada.

I wanted to be with her but she seemed conflicted.

It's been two years and we haven't spoken a word to each other even if we pass each other in the hallways.

I miss her but I also feel I screwed things up a bit with her.

If only time travel was real and I could warn my younger self not to screw things up.

fuck pan we need to get charlie a gf first

Can someone make Pan an ED wiki page already? There is so much cringe to mine from.

Is Pan a Greece tragedy waiting to happen?

youtu.be/GjHK0vvPeBk?t=17m35s
The absolute madtranny

Ye I know, I fucked up that one. Won't happen again fampai.

>17:35
Shit, I need to sleep

Honestly tho why must we suffer the need to have a gf,It sucks

I haven't had one since I finished highschool and that was nearly 5 years ago. Since then my sister has had 4 different boyfriends.

How the fuck does he not have a GF?
I saw him stream once and half of the messages were people calling him daddy
>ywn call him daddy

by not having anyone in your family teaching you the right way to go about dating girls. from what it sounds like he talked to her for like a day and then asked her to be his girlfriend out of the blue

guys like pan are much more susceptible to the oneitis trap

A man who looks that good should left to fend for himself.

Nope, never had, and I start to feel them midichlorians flowing.

He's so pathetic that he's starting to hit on artists that he believes are female.

nope

I have too much shit to worry about before even attempting to get one

This is all Daron Nefcy's fault. If Marco would've got rejected, Pan would've known his place and improved his social skills a bit before attempting to get the girl. Unfortunately Marco spaghetti'd his way to victory, fucking up on every conceivable level, and still pulled off getting with Jackie, giving our poor lad a false sense of hope to try for himself. In doing so he ended up destroying his chances and self-esteem along with it.

I preferred growing up creepie but it was alright

I blew two years of a potential relationship because of my fear of rejection. He was at least an 8/10. ;_;

Can all the world's problems be blamed on Jaco?

pan's such a cartoon junkie I honestly wouldn't doubt this

>Unfortunately Marco spaghetti'd his way to victory, fucking up on every conceivable level, and still pulled off getting with Jackie
HACKETTE

Is humiliation his fetish?

But he already has one. It's just that she's not real so they can never be together.

Yes, but in this case all the rejection has made him develop a split personality that acts like his own personal dom that does whatever it takes to humiliate him even more.

He should've asked Ian and Rebecca for dating tips

friendly reminder that your high school crush is getting her holes filled right now

other than the survival of the human race idk

but we like have an overpopulation crisis, why cant my hormones realize that user

Is there porn of Pan's persona? I know there's some on the paheal but not enough where he takes the dicc

You mean his hole.

I lost any and all concern for everyone I knew in high school before I left anyway, the years since have only helped.

I never had a girlfriend and i always had way too much shit going on to even attempt into getting one, since young age i was always working or helping my parents out.

Shit i used to wake up on 4:00 just to help my mom carry a bunch of frozen snacks creates(like croassains and shit) to her caffe just so i could get a ride to school.

During college i used to do the same thing but them i would get a ride to work, then go to college and work on my second job on Saturdays, on Sunday i would either rest a bit or go to church.

Thinking about it i never had much time to live my life at all due to my parents debts and shit. I am able to socialize with people and all, in fact i have lots of friends, but that's all i'll ever be, a friend that is good for a good chuckle or 2.

He's not sobbing... he has to be acting

Wasn't he about to get married to his gf only for her to cheat on him?

>be me, 8th grade, nearly Valentine's Day
>P.E. but it's a free period so I'm just hanging out with friends
>a guy shows up with his friend
>he's kind of looking down at his feet, friend looks like he wants him to say something
>"user, will you be my Valentine?"
>this is the first time i've been asked out
>freeze
>war flashbacks to all the times guys would call me out as I walked to class
>"AYYYYY MY FRIEND LIKES YOUUUUU" "bruh shut up haha"
>each one flashes through my mind
>come back to reality
>blurt out "NO"
>guy looks disappointed
>friend awkwardly laughs, makes a "Yikes" type of face
>they walk away
>it sets in that he actually asked me out
>one of my friends asks why I said no
>I can't answer

>mfw this is the last and only time I've been asked out

No. I could've had in the past but I spaghettied it up. Later in life I managed to get even closer, but I've never compromised to an actual relationship. I have managed to get laid too, if we're comparing to Pan's objective, which I managed to do quite a few years younger.
Right now I'd like to meet girls I could feel something for, but at the moment there's one that is into me but I haven't felt a deeper connection yet.